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A leader went to the grassroots for investigation, and the lunch was arranged by the grassroots person in charge to the most luxurious hotel in the area.

It was summer and the leader was thirsty. He put the advanced water cup he carried with him on the table, pointed to the empty water cup and said to the waiter, "tea!" "

The waiter has been told in advance: today is a big leader, and he dare not neglect. Hearing the leader's instructions, he hurriedly pointed to the people sitting there to check: "1, 2, 3, 4...7, 8."

Seeing that the waiter misunderstood, the leader pointed to the teacup and said with emphasis, "pour the tea!" " "This time the waiter understood," oh! Yes, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. "

The leader felt that the waiter was playing dumb and couldn't help looking sad. "What are you counting?"

"The report led me to be a dog."

"What? You ... you ... are so annoying! Call your manager! "

The restaurant manager was actually standing not far from the private room, and when he heard the leader speak loudly, he quickly came over. When I entered the room, I knew that the waiter had said something wrong. I smiled at the leader first, afraid of making a mountain out of a molehill, and immediately turned to the waiter and said, "Go out first."

This just went on to apologize to the leader, "please forgive me! She is too young to understand! This shows that we usually pay insufficient attention to service work and our business skills are relatively low ... "

The person in charge at the grassroots level who accompanied him didn't let him finish. "Manager, I won't listen to your review. Let's go out and solve the problem."

"good! All right! I'm leaving. "

Soon, the manager came back. "Report to the leader, I asked the personnel department to check, she is indeed a dog." Seeing everyone's face full of surprise, the manager was anxious. "Who is wrong is this." With that, his hands turned into a turtle. When the person in charge at the grass-roots level saw it, he couldn't make it clear for a while and shouted, "All right! Ok, serve us first. " The restaurant manager was relieved and ran out.

Soon, there were seven plates and eight plates on the mat. The person in charge at the grassroots level politely advised everyone to eat more. Seeing that the leader didn't move chopsticks very much, he clamped the turtle's head on the table with his own chopsticks. "Come, lead, lead!"

Let a circle of people look at each other. Knowing that he meant no harm, the leader picked up the spoon at the back and filled a spoonful of turtle soup. The person in charge at the grass-roots level was so excited that he didn't know how to say, "Yes, yes! The tortoise eats soup, and that's how he eats it. "

In a word, I was so angry that the leader put down the spoon in his hand. The person in charge at the grassroots level knows that he is wrong, but he can't explain anything more. This kind of thing is getting worse and worse. It happened that the waiter brought a plate of turtle eggs at this moment, and the person in charge at the grassroots level found the steps. "Hey, waiter, please share the eggs on your plate."

Who knows that after seven or eight times, the waiter didn't respond at all. The person in charge of fire fighting at the grass-roots level, "Did you hear what I said? Are you hard of hearing? " As soon as the waiter entered the room, he was full of grievances. At this moment, he couldn't help it: "What's the point?" How to divide it? How to divide eight leaders and seven assholes? "