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Requesting a time travel romance novel
The Beast Concubine Author: Zhou Yu
Introduction:
Use sound as a sword, use music as a killing
Control all beasts, The phoenix comes to the world.
Little did he know that it attracted not only animals but also "human beasts"
The ferocity of wolves, the swiftness of leopards, the domineering power of tigers, and the cunningness of foxes
Such a man, such a man who dominates the world
Is it fate or destiny
The sky is full of flames, beauty is scattered
You have imperial power, I have everything The beast returns
Let’s see who is in control in this world
When we first met, she was bathing in the stream, her smooth and white body was clearly visible to the domineering him
Volent, A charming man, with his eyes open like a demon, and with his eyes closed, he looked like a demon
Clamping her jaw tightly, his domineering lips kissed her thin red face fiercely, and their skin was close to each other through the thin clothes. Being locked together so hotly.
He fed her the poison in the world, lowered his charming eyes and said, "If I die, you will go with me!"
But she just looked back at him proudly and bloodthirstyly. With a cold voice, he spat out softly: "I don't like you!"
As thin and cool as the wind, as elegant as water, it provoked this dominating man in the world and forged a lifelong bond.
Nine Nights' Beloved Concubine
Introduction:
"Take off...take off all your clothes!" The eldest brother said slowly and seriously every word.
This was his wedding day,
As a result,
That night, the moon broke... the clouds broke... the breeze also turbid the breath...
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My innocence was completely shattered by the brother who doted on me the most...
Jiuye, my eldest brother gave me a year of tenderness and pampering, and then, with Those gentle smiling eyes drove me into the deepest hell...
...
The daughters of Prince Rong’s Mansion, Liuli and Mingyue, took refuge in Dongfang Prince’s Mansion after their family was ruined. , by chance, Mingyue became Yue Yaer, the favorite little sister of the two kings of the East. Liuli became the most abused maid.
All the authorities knew the inside story but no one told them. They watched coldly as this move made the two sisters restrain each other.
Pampering and abuse actually have the same purpose and the same secret!
What is surprising is:
The person who broke the chess game was not the always strong sister Liuli, but Yue Yaer, who had a sweet smile, was always innocent, and did not know the dangers of the world.
Nine Nights of Grace is just a dream,
As long as there is a small chance, she will take her sister and leave here without hesitation,
No amount of love or warmth from King Dongfang can keep her.
Because her only belief is Liuli.
Love or family affection, which one is more important?
How can we compare between grudges and love?
Wealth and power, in Yue Ya'er's opinion, are nothing...
How much I owe you, if you want it, I will give it to you...
Both hands Deliver the secret, only to follow the future, the sky will be clear, and the two will not owe each other.
In the end, the one who couldn't let go was him, this cold, cruel, and scheming man.
Ye Yaorao Author: Mo Yanshang
Thorough giving, in exchange for her martial arts skills being exhausted...
She gave her heart to him but got a piece of paper from him The letter of divorce and the cruel and unfeeling words -
"This woman has rewarded you, let's do it here!"
Then, he lowered his eyes with contempt and looked at her coldly.
She stared helplessly into the air, her flying clothes drawing a sad stroke...
Her heart ached like a knot, and her heart felt like ashes.
Who said: "From today on, let me take your place and cherish yourself!"
It turns out that he cherishes her so much... ..
"Hahaha..."
In the dark night, whose laughter penetrates the sky, hopeless and sad?
With a heart full of hurt, after heartbreak and despair, she stood upright and smiled calmly: "I don't hate you, because without love... there will be no hate! From now on, between you and me - no longer. No involvement! Even if one day you put down your pride and dignity and kneel down in front of me, I will never... look at you again!"
Looking at her and leaving. Who is the figure behind him who is raising his head to the sky and roaring so loudly that it shakes the sky?
And who is it that has no love or hate? From now on, the world will be enchanting at night!
Feng Qichen Palace Author: Turn Around
Introduction:
On the wedding night, he was handsome and handsome, with a gentle smile, just like an elegant and indifferent Pian Pian Gentleman.
But when he held her in his arms, she couldn't feel any warmth. Sure enough, he didn't possess her.
In front of her, he cut his fingertips with his own hands and stained the blood on the white satin of the mattress.
The bright red that symbolizes her chastity is his blood, not hers.
This man is used to controlling everything. He is wise and profound and does not allow anyone to challenge his authority.
If you want to play tricks under the nose of such a man, you will definitely be seeking your own death.
However, she has no way out.
The relationship between her and him was a battle between emperors and empresses, as well as an overt and covert struggle for the authority of the world.
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He is the world-famous miracle doctor Kong Xuanzi, who is extremely talented and elegant.
She called him master, but feelings had already arisen secretly. It's not that he doesn't know, but he can only pretend that he doesn't know.
He never told her that he saved the world from illness, but the person he really wanted to save was her.
The destiny she carries is a mystery, a secret that cannot be revealed.
And he is a person who unfortunately peeked into the secret of heaven, so he is destined to lose something. But for her, he was willing to do so without regrets.
Her dream is to fly freely and live as she pleases.
He is the same, he wants to travel around the world hand in hand with her, hang a pot to help the world, cook wine and play the piano in his free time, and sit and watch the clouds roll and relax.
It’s just that no one can predict the final fate, it can only depend on God’s will.
Luckily he got it. No, it’s his life.
Queen's Policy
Introduction:
If life were just like the first time we met, you would not know that I am a golden branch and a jade leaf, and I would not know that you are a hidden phoenix and a hidden dragon.
The queen's policy, the king's side, can calm the storm and bring peace to the world.
After all the prosperity, beside the fragrant flower tree, that Li song is the promise of the past.
In the troubled times between the north and the south, she was the forgotten princess in the cold palace. The political proposal of the tyrant of the Northern Dynasty forced her to escape from her prison.
This orphan girl will witness the legend with her eyes and carry hope with her heart.
Accidental encounters on the wandering road planted the seeds of destiny one after another.
The peach blossom boy in the rain forest made a promise with her with a sword;
The handsome counselor in the spring mountain made a promise with her over tea;
The mysterious man under the stars made a promise with her Blood made a pact with her.
Who moved her heart? Who made her heartache? Who is the person she wants to embrace in this mortal world?
Whether it is right or wrong, she only has one choice without regrets.
Who cares about her? Who can understand her? Who is the person who quietly watches over her soul during the long night?
Whether it is true or not, she only has one life without regrets.
The love of an emperor will always find its home. The dream of destiny always wakes up.
Si Ming
Introduction:
"Si Ming?"
"Si Ming's destiny."
The black dragon silently looked at Si Ming for a long time, and suddenly he neighed, the sound was deep and deep, which shocked Si Ming's heart: "All things are born, but a mere little creature tries to control the fate of all things. It's up to you to create your own destiny. Let me see what you are going to do." How can you take care of my destiny?"
Siming wiped the blood from his lips and shook his head honestly: "I'm not that capable, but even if I can't write your fate, I know that this world has already changed. There is no dragon. The breath here is stagnant, and there is no flow of spiritual energy. It is more like a cage than a place of habitat, cutting off the connection with the outside world. You say that you make your own destiny, but you are not even free. How can you kill yourself?"
"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you with this provocation?"
"I still have worries in my heart, but I don't want to die early. The difference is obvious. If you want to kill me, I can't stop you with just a few nice words. I can't beat you, so why not say a few more words before you attack me? It's better to make you angry to death. He can still escape."
After hearing this, the black dragon laughed instead of angry and quickly jumped into the air. The huge air flow caused Siming to stumble, and he did somersaults in the air several times before he regained his balance.
Siming looked at Heilong with hatred: "I am a person with status, I can't be killed, I can't be humiliated, and I can't be played with in obscene ways!"
Heilong said: "You are interesting. I have been lonely here for a long time, so it would be interesting to have something to keep me company. Si Ming, if you can make me look happy all the time, I will spare your life.”
Si Ming thought about it for a while and said: "Keeping my life is not enough for me to keep my face to make you happy. This is a mental job. I want other benefits."
"Si Ming, you are the first one who dares to negotiate terms with me. "Heilong paused, "Let's hear it."
"It is recorded in ancient books that dragons are full of treasures. I never believe this. Please verify it for me."
"How to verify?"
Siming stared at Heilong with burning eyes and said: "Let's take a look. Is it a treasure?"
Heilong was speechless for a while. : "Change to a simple one."
Siming was puzzled: "What is the difficulty in excretion? If it is difficult, I will help you dig it out. Once you dig it out, it will be smooth and smooth!"
p>"I have not eaten grains for tens of thousands of years. Where did the filth come from?" Black Dragon looked at Siming: "What is that look in your eyes?"
Siming curled his lips and said: "Big Black Dragon, after all, we are both grasshoppers on the same rope now. If you can't get out, I can't get out. We have to stay together for a long time. You don't have to hide these things from me. Constipation is also a disease and needs to be treated.
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Queen, I want to sleep with you
Introduction:
Gu Shuangxian: Queen, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and I have to reluctantly rest in your palace again. Here!
Xia Lingshu: Your Majesty, I am pregnant with Liujia and cannot sleep with you. You should find someone else to sleep with!
Gu Shuangxian: Zitong, today. Fifteen, I can only give you a rest——
Xia Lingshu: Your Majesty, I am not feeling well today...
Gu Shuangxian lifted the table: Xia Lingshu, I don’t care tonight. No matter what, I want to do that thing of love and love with you, whether you can or not!
Qianjinxiao
Introduction:
The fixed format of time travel is: open your eyes, see the tent roof, and then so-and-so exclaims: XXX, you woke up! If you are right, this XXX is usually a young lady, and the one with better luck is a princess, no matter how good it is. The dot is the queen, and the weakest one is naturally the shemale.
When Jun Ke opened his eyes, he saw a pair of dog eyes.
"Oh. "
Licked it up with a wet tongue, a little bit frightened to please.
Jun Ke dazedly touched the dog's head and murmured, "Yaoji, you ran into the wrong room. Go out, turn left, and enter when you see the black skull door. Behind the door, your Taishi Lan is for you to crush. "
The Yao chicken licked even more eagerly.
After Jun Ke said a lot of words, his slightly confused head began to wake up slowly, and he pushed the dog's head away suspiciously, remembering that this guy was not She usually only treats her best friend, Tai Shilan, so badly. What happened today?
He turned his head and was stunned for three seconds.
Check it out for yourself, I’ve read some of them and bought some physical books, but I don’t think the book version is as good as the online version.
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