A joke that amuses girls.

1. I heard that someone likes to drink the same drink as me, so I decided to meet her in person. If she is good-looking, it means that we are destined. If she is ugly, it means that this drink is really delicious.

2. Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter if I dip in some sauce.

I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

My mother bought me a box of Wang Lao Ji for me to drink when I went home for the New Year. I said I'm not angry. Why did you buy this? She said that at this age, she had no date. Can she not be angry? I think you are angry!

Why do you always forget things? What is missing? Lose me!

I don't think you are the happiest person in the world, because I have you, so I am the happiest person in the world.

The weather forecast says it will rain in the future. Ah, really? Wrong, there will be you in the future.

8. "How long have you been single?" "For a long time." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."

9. A hawthorn is married and walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, my face is so red! A hawthorn divorced, walking on the road suddenly said, my heart is so sour! A hawthorn remarried and walked on the road, suddenly saying, I have a child in my stomach!

10, I really convinced some girls in my WeChat that I am good-looking and send selfies every once in a while. I am really speechless. I want to send it every day and I want to see it.