Dahe joke

An ancient poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You requires students to dictate.

The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows

A student dictated the following

Wochun

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I was stupid.

Mume smells the flowers,

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I have no culture.

Lying on a branch will hurt your ass,

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I have a low IQ,

Far away, like water,

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Ask me who I am,

Eduardo Chun Lv.

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A big donkey.

The coast is green,

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I am a donkey,

The coast seems to be green,

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I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green.

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I am a stupid donkey.