What are the classic jokes in the Spring Festival Evening?

1, Xiao Cui asked uncle and aunt how to understand yesterday, today and tomorrow. A: I prepared at home all night yesterday, but I came today and will go back tomorrow.

2. Baiyun described Xiao Cui as the host: If you are a good host, you are a long person.

3. Baiyun described the beauty of her youth like this: willow leaves with curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, and everyone is happy to see it. Wu Laoer next door shook me.

4. Xiao Cui kua Baiyun looks very young. Baiyun said modestly: Not now, my hair turned yellow, wrinkles increased, and two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year!

5. A few years later, Xiao Cui asked how the parents are now. Black soil replied: I can make do, but I can still get off the ground.

6. Baiyun said that his road to fame is emotional: it is difficult to be a man and it is difficult to be a woman. At this moment, it's hard to be a famous old woman.

7. Xiao Cui asked her parents with concern: I heard that this was a special plane? Black soil replied: Yes, I came by brick tractor.

Xiao Cui heard that Aunt Baiyun once cut the ribbon for a chicken farm and expressed great interest. The black soil was immediately exposed: yes, she died of bird flu after cutting it. At that time, more than 10,000 chickens died, and finally she was nicknamed "One Cut Plum".

9. Baiyun boasted that his book was very popular, and the black soil echoed: The village chief said that his daughter-in-law should write Zi Yue 2 quickly, but there was no paper in the toilet at the head of the village!

10, the sketch also contributed to the buzzwords of the year, which is actually a mantra of the performer Song Dandan's husband and friend: That's quite. ...