English jokes are easy to understand.

1. Why is the math book so sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Why are math books so sad? Because it has too many problems.

2. Why do tomatoes turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why do tomatoes turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

3. Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?

Because it feels terrible.

Why did the biscuit go to the doctor? Because it doesn't feel good.

4. What do you call crocodile detective?

An investigator.

What do you call a crocodile detective? Detective crocodile.

5. Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they constitute everything.

Why can't we trust atoms? Because they constitute everything.

6. What do you call the masquerade?

An impasta.

What do you call a mask? Cheat face (impasta).

7. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because Chili water will make them sneeze.

Why do fish live in salt water? Because Chili water will make them sneeze.

8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they fly over the bay, they will become bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they fly over the bay, they will become bagels.

9. Why did the Scarecrow win the prize?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow win the prize? Because they are outstanding in their own fields.

10. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because these are two-tired.

Why did the bike fall down? Because I'm too tired (both tires are tired).

1 1. Why did Coffee report to the police?

It was robbed.

Why did coffee call the police? Because it was robbed.

12. Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He noodle road.

Did you hear that the Italian chef died? He/she has been hungry for a long time.

13. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Talk to the other side!

Why did the chicken go to the psychic meeting? Talk to the other side!

14. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

Why didn't the skeleton fight? Because they have no intestines!

15. What do you get by crossing a snowman with a shark?

Frostbite.

What do you get when a snowman crosses a shark? Frostbite.