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& lt high score > Journey to the West has 10 storylines, and each storyline is about 100 words.

1, true and false Monkey King

When Wukong killed the thief, the Tang Priest was furious and drove Wukong away. Liu Er's macaque took the opportunity to become Wukong, wounded the Tang Priest and snatched the luggage. When Friar Sand searched Guo Hua, he found that the fake the Monkey King had made four fake apprentices, claiming that he would go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures by himself.

Friar Sand was furious and killed the fake Friar Sand, but was defeated by the fake Wukong. Friar Sand had no choice but to sue Wukong at Guanyin in Luojiashan, but Wukong complained in front of Guanyin Lotus. The two dispelled doubts and went to Huaguoshan to compete with the fake monkey king. The two monkeys couldn't tell the truth from the truth, so they went to Guanyin for help.

It's hard to tell the real monkey king from the real one. The two men went to heaven, went down to earth, and went to the gods to tell the truth from the false, but found nothing. It was not until the arrival of the Western Heaven that the truth came out. Wukong killed the fake monkey king, and Liu Er's macaque became extinct. Guanyin led Wukong to the Tang Priest, so that the master and the apprentice could be reconciled, without having second thoughts.

2. Ask for rain in Fengxian County

After years of drought in Fengxian County, Zhang Bang, the king of the county, was begging for rain from the mage. Four Tang Priests passed by, and Wukong went to the Lingxiao Hall to ask the Jade Emperor for rain at the request of the county king.

The Jade Emperor refused, because King Fengxian had committed three crimes. The Jade Emperor neutralized Mi Mountain and Mianshan in the incense hall, saying that King Fengxian would not repair it, Mi Mountain and Mianshan would not collapse and would not be given rain. Wukong returned to the county, found out the reason, denounced the county king and made him turn over a new leaf.

The county king repented and returned the peasant daughter. Wukong went to heaven again, only to find that Mishan and Mianshan were still there. Wukong was furious and thought that the county king was hiding something, and the county king was at a loss.

When Wukong went to visit, he didn't see the bad behavior of the county king. He was very angry that the Jade Emperor shouldn't harm anyone. He and Bajie went to the incense hall, which made the Jade Emperor restless. The jade emperor told the story of his anger at the county king, and it turned out to be wrong. Mi Shan, Mianshan landslide, Fengxian showers.

3. Kingdom of monks

Every family in Bhikkhu Junior High School hangs a goose cage, which is full of children. Wukong found out the reason and knew that the king had no choice. Being fond of beauty, he listened to the rumor of the monarch: to take the tonic of immortality, it is necessary to use the heart and liver of children as a drug introduction.

Wukong respected Tang Priest's orders to save excellent children, and found out the truth of Taiji with clever tricks: it turned out that something had happened to the white deer of Taiji Xianweng. After hitting the law face to face, the monarch ran away in a panic with the beauty in his arms. Wukong went up the mountain and found Bailu Cave. He really wants to destroy it. The Antarctic fairy came to stop Wukong and take back the white deer.

4. Watch the lights of Jinping Building

On the night of Shangyuan, lanterns were placed in Jinping House. The Tang Priest and his disciples invited the abbot of Ciyun Temple, and they lingered and returned to their hearts' content. In the dark wind, the monster took the Tang Priest away. Wukong went into the mountains to find the master, and got a report from Cao Cao that the Tang Priest was trapped in the Xuan Ying Cave in Qinglong Mountain.

The three rhinoceros monsters in the cave are happy for Tang Priest. Just as they were about to enjoy it, Wukong came to the door. After several fights, Wukong was outnumbered. So he sneaked into the cave and was about to save the Tang Priest. He didn't want to be found by monsters, but Wukong escaped alone. Wukong struggled with the devil to save his master, but he was defeated by the devil. The monster caught Pig and Friar Sand.

Wukong was helpless, so God invited the four Jupiter kings to the underworld and sent the monsters down. The monster was wounded and fled to the West Sea, and was protected by the princess, but he had a bad feeling towards the princess. Just when Wukong was killed, the monster tried to escape and was taken back to heaven by the four kings of Jupiter.

5. Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon

Tang Priest and his disciples went to Baihuling to get the scriptures. In Baihuling, there lived a corpse demon Bai Gujing. In order to eat the Tang Priest's flesh, he became a village girl, a woman and a father, all of whom were caught by the Monkey King. Bai was afraid and turned into a gust of wind to flee. The Monkey King killed all the fake bodies of village girls and women.

However, Tang Priest didn't distinguish between a shemale and a shemale, instead, he accused the Monkey King of killing people at will, even hurting the lives of mother and daughter, and violating the precepts. The third time, Bai became a white-haired old man and was caught by the Monkey King. Tang Priest wrote a derogatory book and drove the Monkey King back to Huaguoshan.

6. Borrow a banana fan three times

Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Flame Mountain is the only way. The flaming mountain is very big, not just any fire. Only the banana fan can be put out. Banana fan is the treasure of Princess Iron Fan.

The Monkey King borrowed a fan from Princess Iron Fan for the first time. Princess Iron Fan flew to the Monkey King with a fan, and the Monkey King turned into a bug and threw it into her stomach. Princess Iron Fan gave her a fake fan.

The Monkey King became a true fan cheated by Niu Wangmo, and Niu Wangmo became a true fan cheated by Zhu Bajie. When the Monkey King was shooting cattle, Princess Tiefan lent a banana fan, the Monkey King fanned out the Flame Mountain, and Tang Priest and his disciples went west.

7. the savior of the infinite country

King Wuji and a Taoist priest became brothers, but the Taoist priest was a monster. When he was in the garden, he took the king by surprise and pushed him into the well. He turned himself into a king, usurped the throne, seized power and occupied the queen.

When the Tang Priest and his disciples passed through the infinite country, the ghost of the king called Tang Priest in a dream and asked him to send the Monkey King to kill the demon for him and distinguish between right and wrong. When the Monkey King knew this, he readily agreed and confidently said to the king, "This stick jumped in my ear, and it must have succeeded now. Responsible for killing demons and evil spirits. This mountain will be yours soon. "

He first became a villain named "Li Dihuo", explained the truth to the prince, made him cooperate with the action, and ordered Pig Bajie to go down the well to recite the body of the king, and saved him with the elixir sent by the old gentleman.

Finally, the monster's behavior was exposed in public, and when he was about to kill, Manjusri Bodhisattva came to dissuade him and explained the cause and effect. It turns out that this monster turned out to be a green-haired lion under Manjusri Bodhisattva. Because the infinite king had offended Manjusri Bodhisattva, he was ordered by the Tathagata to send a green lion down to punish the king.

8. Tongtianhe fell into the water

For the story of four disciples crossing the Tongtian River, see chapters 47 to 49. There is a monster in Tongtian River that eats virgins. The Monkey King promised Chen Guzhuang people to exorcise demons for them.

The Monkey King and Pig Bajie became virgins together, and suddenly attacked when monsters came to eat people. The monster escaped into the river and froze it. When Tang Priest and his disciples crossed the river on the ice, the monster burst and froze, causing Tang Priest to fall into the water and be captured.

The Monkey King had no choice but to go to the South China Sea to invite Guanyin, who came to the rescue with a bamboo basket and fished out a goldfish from the water. It turns out that this monster is a goldfish in Guanyin Lianchi.

9. Daughter country was killed

Tang Priest and Bajie drank the river and got pregnant. Wukong asks for spring water, and Ruyi Xian Zhen hates his nephew Hong Haier because he is Wukong. Wukong taught Friar Sand to lead the true fairy away and take away the spring water. Tang Priest and Bajie drink water to have a baby. ?

When they arrived in Chengguan, a group of people were taken to the inn by female officials, and the queen wanted to recruit Tang Priest as her husband. Wukong made the Tang Priest make a false promise. Four people entered the city, and the queen gave a banquet in the palace. After the banquet, the official documents were changed and the three disciples were sent to the West.

The Tang Priest invited the Queen and Lapras to leave the city to bid farewell to the three disciples, and took this opportunity to meet them in the west.

10, causing havoc in heaven

The Monkey King went to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to grab the golden hoop, and went to the underworld to force the sale of life and death books. The Dragon King and Yan Jun went to heaven to complain, and the Jade Emperor called the Monkey King to heaven and named him Bi Marvin.

Wukong suspected that the official was small, and returned to Huaguoshan to call himself "the Great Sage of Qitian". The Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers to capture the Monkey King, but without success, he let the Monkey King manage the Flat Peach Garden.

The Monkey King ate flat peaches secretly, ruined the flat peach banquet of the Empress Dowager, and fled the Heavenly Palace after eating the elixir of Grandfather Lao Zi. The jade emperor sent Li Tianwang to lead the heavenly soldiers to escape; Guanyin Bodhisattva recommended Jiro Zhenjun to help fight; Grandpa Laojun helped hide weapons, and finally Wukong was captured.

Wukong was chopped with a knife and axe, burned by lightning, and even exercised in the Dan furnace for 49 days. He's still fine. He had a fight in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor ordered the Tathagata Buddha to be invited before putting the Monkey King at the foot of Wuxing Mountain.