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Classic jokes are humorous.

The humor of classic jokes is as follows:

1, I'm just an accident for you; You are my lover.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.

I think this bird can't cross the sea, because it doesn't have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I found that it's not that birds can't cross the sea, but that there is no waiting on the other side of the sea. ...

4. When a woman cries, a man loses.

The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more useful than any knife method.

6, regret falling in love for four years in college, regret not falling in love for a lifetime in college!

7, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

8. You are in my heart. The sun, it's a pity that it rained ... you are the moon in my dream, but it's a pity that it's covered by clouds ... you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that it's already in bloom ... you are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

9. I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

10, when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

1 1. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

12. If you have a pear and put it in the refrigerator, it will become a frozen pear.