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I saw a joke on the internet that read: It's been a whole year since I quit smoking today. I started smoking again after 364 days. what

An honest man is dating MM, and before you know it, it's midnight 12!

The honest man offered to send MM home.

MM said politely, "Don't send it, I'm quite safe."

The honest man said solemnly, "This is not night!"

MM roared: "Can't I walk with my mobile phone on my face?"