Funny quotations that make people happy when they are sad.

1, men who can't make money are pigs, and women who can't spend money are also pigs.

2. Who says stars are dazzling? I think pure numbers are shameless.

3, you are responsible for making money to support your family, and I am responsible for beauty!

When I see that you are unhappy, you are a well in my eyes, and both of them have two mouths!

Whenever someone says good night to the dragon, he will still show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

6, smile a lot, beware of cloudy mood cold!

7. The only thing that can't be put down now is chopsticks. What I can't get out is the bed.

Let go of that boy and take me away.

9, eating food can be understood, sometimes eating is not because of hunger, just a lonely mouth.

10, the school is a funeral home, the class is a crematorium, and the teacher is Yan.

1 1, I definitely didn't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

12. As a kind of pressure, I feel great.

13, if Mingbi can be spent, I am rich.

14. Actually, one day is very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

15, you are a real handsome guy, I mean you are only handsome in the tunnel-because there are no lights in the tunnel.

16, you once told me that you don't belong to me, and now I tell you: I don't belong to the earth! !

17, don't always say that you want to destroy me, I am not a lamp.

18, in fact, I am a road idiot, and I always get lost in my dreams, so it is difficult to wake up in the morning.

19 when you are all dumped, I will get married and make you envious.

Don't be lazy with me, because I'm too lazy to compare with you!

2 1. The sun was born at night when it was turned into the bed during the day.

22, you have to buy a cemetery in advance, I am afraid I can't stand it, and I accidentally solved you in advance!

23. Don't tell me never to give up. My sister has given up.

24. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

Give me a can of spinach, and I can beat all my opponents.