The shorter the lines, the better, and the funnier the better.

A: Come here, come here, come here. What's your name?

Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey ... I can't remember ~

Let's test you. What's this (sticking out a finger)?

B: Fried dough sticks.

What is this? (stretching out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

What's this (sticking out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: You only know a fried dough stick. Study hard. Read: Li Qiansun Zhao

B: Qiansun Zhao Li.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Teacher, I feel dizzy. (Bob ...)

You turn in the other direction. The following is Zhou Wuwang.

B: Zhou Wuwang.

A: Zhou Wuwang.

B: Zhou Wuwang. Teacher, my eyes are black. ...

A: Don't interrupt. What's on it?

Is it up there? That's the roof above.

A: Even the roof is exposed.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Oh, yes, Li Qiansun.

A: What's next?

Next? Forgot again.

I just taught you.

B: Ah. I just forgot.

A: Read together.

I completely forgot.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li. (Angry)

Oh, by the way, Zhao.

Where is the money?

B: Money? It's all spent

How much did you spend?

I bought fried dough sticks.

A: Yes.

A: Let me explain it to you to deepen your impression. Qian Sun and Zhao are teachers Zhao. Do you see it? Me, Miss Zhao.

B: Oh. Me, Miss Zhao.

A: This is Miss Zhao! (angry again)

B: I'm Miss Zhao.

Are you Miss Zhao?

Hi, I'm Miss Zhao.

A: You are not stupid. Money, money is used to pay tuition.

Oh, pay. Hey, I handed it in once. Why do you have to hand it in again? Are you cheating money?

I'm too lazy to talk to you. Go ahead. Sun is a little grandson. Lee, don't mention it. Friday, my king. Zhou, this is preserved egg porridge. Wu, is much ado about nothing, lawless. Zheng saw that the situation was not serious. The king is the king of beasts.

Oh, it's that big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. You got it?

I see.

Can you talk?

Yes, I can. (hesitates for about 3 seconds) I can't keep up with the teacher, so I have to come and talk.

A: Then come and talk about it.

B: Come here: big tiger, indecent and lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, that's ridiculous. It is teacher Zhao who cheats money. Gnome male-"... (The last sentence pointed to A and said.