Collect some crosstalk with friends after class.

I heard that you are good at guessing riddles.

B No research, I like it.

You can't play charades. If you compare with me, you are Grandma Wang and Grandma Yu-

How do you say this?

You almost did it?

How could I almost?

Isn't the word Jia Wang similar to the word jade?

B Oh, I almost succeeded.

Hey, don't be angry.

B don't be proud. Speaking of playing riddles, you are Grandma Feng and Grandma Ma-you are two points short!

A So you are Grandma and Mrs. Wang-it's five o'clock.

It's almost three o'clock for Wang B and Yu.

Mrs. a, there are two more points!

B hey! He has some here!

Let's answer this riddle this time. You tell me a guess first.

B ok! If you guess correctly, I'll give you a movie ticket.

A Well, if I can't guess, I'll give you a movie ticket.

B To put it simply, I'll give you a movie ticket.

A that's good!

B anything? Guess win, don't guess lose.

A Yes, go ahead.

B "If you don't love home, follow me for thousands of miles, don't drink, eat and drink, don't be afraid of fire, water and knives, and the western hills will disappear at sunset."

Say it.

B it's over.

A it's too easy.

B simple, guess.

You are a camel.

B How can it be a camel? Camels don't want to go home on Wan Li Road?

A. People pulled camels away 1000 Li. People will miss home, but camels will not. You often see a walking camel stop and say, "you go, I'll go home and have a look." I miss the little camel! " "

B never heard of it.

Li Jia doesn't want to be home with him.

B that "not greedy for wine, rice and tea"?

A camel puller went to a place to drink and eat, and the camel drank cold water and ate forage. Do you think there is a camel making a pot of tea, half a catty of wine and frying four dishes?

B I haven't seen it. Not afraid of fire, water, knives and guns?

A Yes, fire, water, knives, guns and camels are not afraid! ..... This is a stupid camel!

B is it more like? You guessed wrong.

No, I only watch half of the movie!

B No, I don't think you will lose.

A: Your answer is very reasonable.

Of course.

What are you? ...

Figure B.

How a character is "thousands of miles away from home".

Man travels a thousand miles, Wan Li. I miss home, but I don't want to go home. They always follow people and follow them wherever they go.

A didn't keep up?

B no.

A cloudy day.

B ... doesn't count

A Do you have any more here? "Not greedy for wine and rice, not greedy for tea"?

B people eat people and drink, and their figures are gesticulating.

A "not afraid of fire, water, knives and guns"?

B people are afraid of fire, water knives and guns, while others are not.

But I'll cut off your head, and you'll lose a head.

Why did you cut off my head?

"You can't see the sunset"?

B that's interesting.

A: What?

B You see, as soon as the sun goes down, people disappear.

Is the moon out again?

B ...........

A it's under the lamp.

B doesn't count Not as curious as you!

All right, I give up! I'll tell you one this time. Guess.

B yes.

A "once you get to the bowl, you can't get down."

B I guess it's a bird.

Why can't a bird "serve"?

B fly all day and go back to the nest at night!

First, where to shoot?

B just came down. Yes! Flies.

Why can't a fly "reach the bowl"?

B Fly around during the day and land on the roof at night.

You hit it with a fan!

B, don't boom. Guess, bug!

A bug?

B, it crawls in the nest during the day and comes down at night.

A I said "I can't come down"!

B I can't guess.

A gave up?

Go ahead.

This is a shovel for pots and bowls.

Why doesn't the second shovel come down at night?

At first glance, I can't get down once I get to the tea bowl.

B tea bowl, I guess sooner or later he said tea bowl. It was intentional. You promised!

Listen to this: what you can touch me and what I can touch you is that I can't touch it myself.

b！ This is the nose.

How can you touch me with a nose?

B I can touch your nose.

A: How about "I can touch you"?

You can touch my nose!

One who can't touch himself?

B I can touch my nose by myself ... Yo, I can touch it!

A I said "I can't touch it".

B I can't guess.

A tells you this is an elbow.

B elbow? What do you mean, "I can meet you"

Look, I can touch you, and you can touch me.

B just can't touch himself?

A: How did he touch himself? I can't reach it!

B: Yes!

How about a?

B not so good! You say a sentence of four, six and eight. It sounds interesting and unforgettable.

A line! Say four, six and eight sentences: "One person can do it, but two people can't: everyone can do it, not watch."

B that's speculation.

What is this?

B a small stool for one person.

A: How can you "sit alone"?

This stool can only seat one person!

"Two people can't sit"?

B there are more than two people here!

Where is it a little crowded?

B, squeeze a little? The stool is broken! Only one person can sit.

A "Everyone can do it, but not at will?"

Anyone can sit on this stool.

"I just haven't seen it."

B this ... I've seen it all! Oh, I guess this is wrong?

I said it was a dream!

B dream, how could he "do it alone"?

I fell asleep alone, dreaming.

B "two people can't do it"?

A: There are two people talking about dreaming? "Second brother, ok? We both dream and play! "

B never heard of it!

"Two people can't do it".

B "Everyone can do it, but not at will?"

Who hasn't had a dream?

B "I just haven't seen it or done it"?

Who has ever seen a dreamer?

B no.

A have you seen it? You go home and watch your mother sleep. Look: "Yo, my mother fell asleep and dreamed of fighting with a monk!" " "

B no!

I want a dream.

B Your mother only misses monks! This doesn't count.

Okay, easy. I'll just say a button. Take a good guess.

B yes.

A "Call at home in the middle of the night and ask who." Seven words, one word deducted. I think I'll buy you a box of cigarettes.

B that's interesting. "Call at home in the middle of the night to ask who", someone called at home in the middle of the night and said, "Who is it?" "me!" Read me this word.

A doesn't miss me.

B I don't miss me either, and you don't miss me either. The two of us perform.

What are you doing playing riddles?

B save your affectation! You answered the door in the middle of the night and I asked, "Who is it?" You say "I" and you lose.

Shouldn't I talk about myself?

B, you won.

It's good.

This is my home!

A Do you live here?

This is an analogy. This is the door.

All right. I'll find XXX. I have no idea where he lives. "Hey, what are you doing standing at the door!"

Nothing. Why am I standing at the door in the middle of the night? I have to call.

Ok, call the door, Benedict! Benedict. Benedict. Not at home.

B at home?

Don't you talk at home?

Do you have to ring the doorbell?

A calls the door and doesn't say "I"! Benedict. “XXX！”

Who is this?

"Come out and have a look!"

B "Come out and have a look" is more like it?

One, you're out.

B no, get out! You have to say "I".

A said "I" and lost.

Don't play if you are afraid of losing.

A tattoo! “XXX！”

B "Who ..."

A "Teacher Zhang told me to meet in the south of Central Park, and we will meet there!"

Come back. Why are you here?

A message from someone else!

B that won't do. Start over!

A didn't pronounce "I" originally You have to say "I"! Benedict. “XXX！”

B "Who is it?"

"See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow?" Does it make sense? See you tomorrow. What are you doing here today?

A can't I make an appointment?

(Party A and Party B exchange positions while talking)

B, start again!

A You just got back?

Wait for me at home? Get out!

What's the hurry?

B is "I". You don't say "I"? Cheating?

Why is armour so blushing and thick-necked? This is too anxious to have fun!

You must say "I".

A says "I" won't give up?

That's not one thing.

Well, it is cheating to say "I" don't admit failure.

B, start again!

A tattoo! "Who is it?"

B "me!"

A: You lost!

B call the door!

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A: Crosstalk is a language art,

B: That's right.

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.

B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,

B: Right, right, right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Yes.

A: I like you.

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!

Is it that thick?

A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.

B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: You.

B: Say anything!

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

B: Yes. . . . . .

My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!

B: No problem!

A: My head.

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

A: My eyes.

I am a pig's eye. What a pity!

My nose.

My nose.

My nose is broken.

I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?

A: My mouth!

B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!

Why did you bite me?

B: How to translate this word!

What do you mean?

You have to say a lot.

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my mouth.

I have a mouth in my teeth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

A: Don't talk? Report the characters in the novel first!

What is a novel?

Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.

B: Come on!

I am Tang Sanlu.

B: My name is Lu.

A: I am Zhu Bajie.

I am a pig.

A: I'm Friar Sand.

B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three more monks?

I'm Monkey Sun.

B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!

A: Yes, let's go to the garden and sign up for the flowers.

Go to the garden? That's good.

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements!

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.

B: I can do it with actions, right (refer to A, walking around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person!

Then let's start now.

B: OK.

I go shopping in the garden.

I go shopping in the garden.

A: I'm Peony.

B: I'm Peony.

I am a peony flower.

B: I'm Peony.

I'm Molly.

I am jasmine.

I am a dog's tail flower

I am a dog with a flower tail. ...

Spring Festival couplets

It's not easy to be a crosstalk performer. The first is literacy.

B that's right! You see, we study every day!

Have you ever learned?

B I studied for two days.

What school did you graduate from?

Wow! I am still reading old classics.

A Five Classics, Four Books and Thirteen Classics.

B yes!

I have also read those books, such as Sanzi Wen, Hundred Classics, Thousand Family Names ... No ... Sanyanjing (the place name of Beijing).

B, go back to Sanlihe!

A that's right! Sanlihe 'er (Beijing place name).

B what? "300 words" and "hundreds of surnames" ... I am also very confused! Three-character classics, hundreds of surnames, thousands of words.

A that's right! What do you mean by these books?

B read "university"

A thought of light snow, winter solstice, slight cold, severe cold, beginning of spring, rain. ...

B told you to recite the almanac here!

Didn't you say you saw Snow?

B I said "university".

A: Yes ... That's right. "The way of university lies in virtue"! What do you want to study after college?

The golden mean.

A is useless after reading, and graduated after reading junk snacks.

B then I'm useless. I said to read the golden mean.

After reading The Doctrine of the Mean, read The Analects of Confucius, Mencius, The Book of Rites and The Spring and Autumn Annals.

B yes.

A You can't just read these books. You must be able to speak these languages. If you can't speak, you can't write a paper. For example, if you recite a poem or a pair of Spring Festival couplets, you have to find chapters and sentences from the book.

B that's true.

You see, I like Spring Festival couplets best when I'm free. Recently, I have collected several pairs of absolute children at home.

Sure, okay?

A: No one can compare with the first one and the second one. How many places have I been? How many places have I been? The results don't match. This pair is absolutely great. I intend to publish them in the newspaper.

B what do you do in the newspaper?

A want the next couplet.

What kind of words are you talking about?

A what? You will be right!

B I won't. Yes, I want to hear it.

What's the use of listening, sir, because no writer in a university can match it?

You can't say that. You're right, it's definitely a coincidence!

Okay, listen to me, don't be silly!

Of course.

A Ask me if you don't understand.

B Of course, I'll ask your advice.

A first mate, "business is booming all over the world."

B it's over!

A.

What should I be? (deliberately pretending to be modest) Can I give it to you?

I can't find the next link here.

B But I'm not necessarily right.

A It doesn't matter, does it?

What is your online copy?

A "Business is booming all over the world."

B I will give you a comment that "the wealth of money reaches three rivers."

Alas, Gao Cai.

B it's not my gift either. In the past, our family posted such couplets opposite the coal shop.

Ok, listen to this second mate again. "Roots are deep and leafy."

"Ben Gu Rong Zhi"

A: Yes. "The market is open."

B "everything went well."

Listen to the last couple.

You say.

A sentence "faithfulness has been handed down from generation to generation for a long time."

B "Poetry and calligraphy are immortal."

A (helpless) I'm finished.

B that's it. What do you mean absolutely? It is full of books.

This is a joke. I like Spring Festival couplets very much.

Do you know the rules of Spring Festival couplets?

I know. Note that the Spring Festival couplets mean "No matter what 135 is, distinguish between 246 and 246." The sky is against the ground, the rain is against the wind, and the mainland is against the sky. The thunder is faint and foggy. The opening of the market is good for everything. Mountain flowers are opposite to sea trees, and the sun is opposite to the sky, flat and faint, flat and faint, flat and faint. Su Dongpo has a saying: "The world is speechless. "

B what to say.

Any sentence can be used as a couplet, as long as you are right and clever, it will be great.

B yes, yes!

For example, there are two commonly used couplets.

What two sentences?

A "it is difficult for an honest official to break housework." This is the first part.

What about the second part?

A "fish begins to stink at the head." Hey! Listen to these two sentences. Although they are not neat enough (shaking their heads), they are very interesting. (Read and practice stress and express language)

How about the two of us connect the sentences?

A: Yes.

B I will make a couplet on the Internet.

I have a pair of couplets.

For example, if I say "go".

A: I am right about "Xia". There are ups and downs!

B I said "God".

A I'm right about land. "The sky is on the ground, the rain is on the wind, the mainland is in the sky, the thunder is faint, the fog is foggy, the market is open, and everything is prosperous."

B "words"

I am jealous. (a) Mistaken "salt" as "salt")

Vinegar?

Answer! Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are mixed, and you are salty and I am sour.

"good"

I have a clear concept of "bad", good or bad.

B "things"

I was right about the gun. (a) mistook "stone" for "stone")

Second shot! Is that so?

A: You support the earth, I draw my gun, you vault and I get off.

B Let's play chess here!

What's wrong with couplets?

Together, the five words B are the couplets of this pair: "Heaven speaks well."

A Then I'll give you: "Go back to the palace for good luck."

Wait, something was wrong with you just now. I said "go".

A: I am right.

About "God", B I is right.

A I'm right about land.

Say "strict".

I am jealous.

B I said "OK".

A: I'm right about "bad".

B I said "things"

I was right about the gun.

B I: God said good things.

This is: "vinegar is bad in the ground."

What are you talking about?

Who told you not to talk together? If you say "God speaks well", you will be lucky to return to the palace. You jump out word by word, and I won't give you a bad shot of "vinegar on the ground"?

This is my fault.

A certainly.

Ok, listen to two words: "pen container."

Put the pen container on the table.

B yes.

A I'll give you: "quiver."

B is the one with the sword.

Answer no! That's a sword box. I'm talking about the purse for archery.

My pen container is China's.

A: My bazooka is military. We are all generalists.

B I don't deserve it. Listen to this again: "Mutton."

A I'll give you a pair of radishes.

B does that match?

Mutton radish braised rice ...

B this one didn't eat anything! "Satin."

A "radish"

Ode ... We are satin. Are you interested in radish, too?

Answer! Satin wrapped radish.

B I didn't know I was wearing silk and satin.

Answer yes! I'm also talking about clothes, silks and satins, woolen cloth. "Rob."

Oh! Rob can't recognize this radish. Listen to this again: "bell and drum."

A "radish"

B I said it was a drum bell.

A: I beat gongs and cymbals. "gongs and cymbals."

B come on, come on! Listen to it again.

A (escaped) radish.

B I haven't said it yet.

A: Let me talk about it first.

B impatient. "Maya dates."

A "big radish"

B I has three words here.

I also have three words here. "Big radish."

B I want four words. You are "big radish", I have five words, and you are "big radish". Have you sold me all this basket of radishes? No That's right again.

What did you just say?

B "Maya dates."

I will give you: "Crotalon and onion."

B I have "horse teeth" here.

A: I have "horns" here.

B "jujube"

An onion.

B I can add words.

I will add words.

B "Horses eat horse teeth and dates."

A "Sheep gnaw at horns and onions."

B I will eat here.

I'm chewing here.

B ok! My Maya dates came on the market in August.

My croissants are on the market in February. Spring and Autumn February and August, the topic "Although not far away!"

B, don't be sour.

How about a?

Line B! Listen to this: "Goats go up the mountain." Liangtouer Mountain.

A: I'll give it to you: "Buffalo is in the water." Two heads of water.

B I can add words.

I will add words.

B "The goat touches the goat's horn on the mountain."

Did A touch her foot?

B no! number

"Buffalo waist is not (mo) in the water." No waist.

B I can also add words.

Answer: "Goats touch horns on the mountain, baa!"

What's going on here?

B, it hurts.

A "Buffalo's waist is lower than buffalo's, (learn from Niu Jiao) moo!"

B (like a sheep) baa! Baa!

(Like Niu Jiao) Moo! Moo!

We are in the slaughterhouse now.

Who told you to call again?

B "Three towers, towers, towers, towers in front of the Three Pagodas Temple."

There are five floors behind Wutai Mountain, Taiwan, Taiwan and Taiwan. (Learn to play a small gong)

B he's playing again. "Aunt is riding a big horse in a big way."

An "old woman and old lady drive the old sheep."

B "grandma drinks cheese and grandma takes cheese."

A: "Uncle makes pigeons, and uncle flies."

B "Mom rode a horse, but the horse was slow."

A: "Niu Niu is a great cow, and Niu Niu is a cow."

b！ Here comes the tongue twister.

I'll give you what you say.

B I said "South".

A I'm right about "North".

B I said "the East".

A I'm interested in the West.

B I said "go".

A: I am right.

Listen to this: "Flying geese fly north and south, and their wings are divided up and down."

Why are you all busy?

B it's called training you.

A ok! Listen to the next couplet: "the front car and the rear rail, about two rounds up and down."

B Are you right?

Of course you are right.

B "fly north and fly south."

A "The car in front is behind the road."

B "things with wings."

Answer "About two rounds."

B "up and down"

A "high and low" level is up and down, and up and down is up and down. Although it's not far from the middle!

B hey! This is sour.

A: It's called pissing you off.

We are not sure who is angry with whom. Listen to this: "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow."

Jiahao! I'll give you the answer: "bamboo shoots in the forest have a thick mouth and an empty stomach."

B ok! Listen to this again: "Empty trees hide holes, holes go into empty tree holes, and holes leave empty trees."

A What's the mess?

This is an allusion of Confucius, a couplet.

A there is such an allusion!

When Confucius was traveling around the world, one day he arrived at a certain place, and suddenly it rained heavily. He couldn't get to the village, got off the shop and had nowhere to hide. There happened to be an empty tree by the roadside, which Confucius thought could be hidden here. It was called an empty tree hiding hole.

Where is the hole in the empty tree?

B Confucius entered the empty tree, and Confucius entered the empty tree.

A hollow tree hole?

There is Confucius in the empty tree, and there is a hole in the empty tree.

A hole is empty?

After the rain clears, Confucius leaves empty trees, and holes leave empty trees.

An empty tree is empty?

There is no Confucius on the second empty tree. This is called: "an empty tree hides a hole, a hole enters an empty tree, an empty tree has a hole, and an empty tree leaves a tree." (Pretending to be out of breath) I almost didn't shoot.

A listened to me: "soft, pada, dang, Hua, fluttering, ouch, wooshing, squeaking."

B I said, what is this?

What is that?

B I refers to allusions from different countries.

I did it for myself.

B allusions can be faithful to the facts, but how many words do you have?

How many words do you have?

These are eighteen words.

A let's count.

B "Empty trees hide holes, holes go into empty tree holes, and holes leave empty trees." Eighteen words. What about you?

A I have 18 here.

B I is in her thirties.

A don't believe you, "soft, beep, clank, jump, ouch, whoosh, cheep".

B is eighteen words, too, but what should I say?

When there was a war in Beijing that year, I was lying in bed and heard Rou ... flying a bullet.

Ba ba ba?

Hit the wall head-on, bang.

B when?

A shell landed in the yard.

B Hua?

A house collapsed with a crash.

Charge b?

A: I fell out of bed and my mind was full of myself.

B ouch?

Touch my waist, ouch.

B 剠 剠?

At that time, one of them lost three hairs.

B, what's squeaking?

One trampled three mice to death.

B hey!