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Crazy venture capital: the story behind the pickup website

A person with no psychology background established a psychology application website when he was thirty years old, specializing in teaching people how to chase girls and how to deal with emotional problems. His project has received nearly 10 million in venture capital, and it is booming.

At a conference, he met a well-known psychology expert in the psychology industry and proudly mentioned the project he was working on.

The psychologist asked with some doubts: "You have no background in psychology, nor have you specifically studied psychological counseling. Why can you say that you can guide others on how to chase girls and deal with emotions?" ”

He replied quite confidently: “I have a lot of experience!”

After hearing this, the expert asked with interest: “How can I be experienced?”

"I am a loser, and no girl has liked me since I was a child." He kept talking, as if the pain that he was once ashamed to talk about had become a medal of merit, and he didn't mind being criticized by others. Know. "I read all kinds of information about picking up girls, how to pick up girls, and practice my pick-up skills. My communication skills have improved a lot. Do you know, I have been in more than 50 relationships this year. My current highest record is that I was in love with someone at the same time. I can handle dating with five girls. You see, I have a lot of emotional experience and love skills!" When the expert heard this, he smiled and said, "I feel ashamed compared to you. It's better that I only had one love, then got married, and have been living together ever since." Upon hearing this, a proud smile appeared on his face, which seemed to have lasted for a long time. The little kindergarten boy who couldn't open the Coke can finally opened the tab with great effort. At that moment, the whole world bowed to his strength.

The psychologist paused, with a peaceful smile still on his face, and then said, "Some things don't mean they can be done well if they are done repeatedly. After so many relationships, how many have you succeeded in? "

After hearing this question, he was stunned for a second, with a proud smile still on his face, but he did not answer the question.

"You have been in more than fifty relationships, and sometimes you have cheated on four girls and maintained relationships with five girls at the same time. So, do you have any girlfriends who have established a stable relationship with you so far?"

He continued to remain silent, his formerly stretched smile shrinking, and the muscles on his face began to tremble.

He wanted to say something, wanted to say something. The muscles in his mouth moved, but in the end, nothing came out.

The psychologist broke the silence of the conversation, still with a peaceful smile, and said: "Thank you very much for sharing your story with me, thank you."

Their conversation ended .

Subsequently, the psychologist left the venue with his assistant.

"Teacher, does the person you were talking to just now have problems with intimacy?" The assistant witnessed their entire conversation.

"What do you think?" the psychologist asked, still with a peaceful smile.

"I am not very talented, but I still think he has some problems in intimate relationships. Moreover, even if it is not related to our professional background, my intuition as a girl will make me instinctively resent such boys. , it feels wrong.”

“Love is an attempt to establish an intimate relationship. Is the purpose of love a relationship?” After speaking, the psychologist paused and turned his attention to his assistant.

"Of course not. It's an intimate relationship," the assistant replied.

"If he has been in love for more than fifty times but has not been able to establish a stable intimate relationship and can continue to cheat on other women, then he has failed in establishing an intimate relationship."

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"So, his emotional experience is all a failure. He actually said that he would guide others. Isn't it a disguised harm to others!" The assistant couldn't help but shook his head twice and sighed.

The psychologist frowned slightly and couldn't help but sigh: "What's even more frightening is that the venture capital invested money in his project."