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Of the three yesterday, I saved the last one. I wanted to stay up until the meeting. I am really sleepy. I still lay down at eleven o'clock and woke up twice, once at zero, once at one o'clock and the third time at two thirty-five. I quickly turned on the TV. It's been five minutes since the opening. Before my eyes were fully opened, I saw Podolski's wonderful goal, and suddenly I felt sleepy.

Look at the data on the court. Except for Barak, they are all familiar faces in the 2006 World Cup. Ram is the captain. Ram scored his first goal in the 2006 World Cup. He is a small and flexible person, which left a deep impression on him. The starting striker is Klose, who is known as the bomber. His header is classic. I still remember that his first two goals in the 2006 World Cup were given to his twin daughters. There is also Weins Tiger, known as Little Pig. He is a man who is in a very good state of controlling and breaking the ball in midfield and firmly controls the possession rate of the German team. It is said that the average age of this German team is only 2 1.5 years old. This is an excellent team. It was because the 2006 World Cup left a deep impression on me that I began to look forward to this game last night.

Germans give people the impression that they are extremely fast, with few passing mistakes, fast attack speed and high quality. Twenty minutes before the start, the whole game was like Germany's own show, and the Australian team couldn't control the midfield at all. Klose missed several excellent goals after the first goal, and the second goal was brought by the bomber. Ram's accurate middle pass was pushed to this step by Klose. I also want to praise Ram. Ram plays the role of central defender because the ball has always been under the control of the Germans. Ram's defense is basically stress-free. His whole performance is to organize the attack after taking the ball. When the ball reaches his feet, it means moving forward quickly, or moving forward in the middle or side. It should be said that their cooperation is perfect. If they don't turn around, they will know where the ball is and in which direction. This is a more mature and stable technique and tactics than in 2006.

At the end of the first half, Germany scored 2 points; 0 achieved good results at the beginning of the World Cup. If they continue to play like this in the second half, they will have a better victory. Klose was replaced shortly after playing in the second half. Klose looks a little sorry and seems to be in a good mood. Loew gave Klose a big hug. I think Loew must have thought, will you have a chance to perform in the future? Let me have a good rest! Klose has scored 1 1 on the battlefield of the World Cup, tying the World Cup goal record of gold bomber Klinsmann, who was a coach of the 2006 World Cup in Germany and a famous shooter when he was young, but he resigned as the head coach of the national team after the 2006 World Cup. Ka Kao scored the German team's third goal after several touches, and the Australian centre-back was no longer a threat. The score of 3: 0 has set a new record for the best goal since the start of the World Cup, and Mueller's goal is also an excellent goal. When Mueller walked lightly and scored in the net, I lamented that the German team was really good.

The record of 4: 0 opened a new journey of the World Cup in Germany. The curtain of this game fell, which also brought surprises to many fans who have been waiting for many goals for a long time. I fell asleep laughing at the moment I went to bed. This night is really worth it. After watching a thrilling game, the Germans' absolute strength, absolute domineering and passionate World Cup began at their feet.

Last night, the performance of the whole German team was not only a super chariot, but also the embodiment of the artistic beauty of football. I think the German team has abandoned the era of rampage. Under the leadership of Loew, a somewhat melancholy person, German football has integrated many artistic beauty of South African football.

Perhaps in the next journey, the German team will bring us a better impact on our vision and a greater shock to our hearts. I am looking forward to it!

After a lapse of four years, the World Cup was lit in South Africa, which is no less significant to South Africans than the Beijing Olympic Games. I am not a football fan, and I have never played football, because my son loves football since he was a child, and I am also influenced by it. I know a thing or two about football. Facing China's vast country of 654.38 billion+03 billion, it's a pity that we can't enter the World Cup!

According to the media, the security situation in South Africa is not good and foreign journalists have just been robbed. It is said that in South Africa, you have to make an appointment to go to a hotel to eat, and guests can only go in when they go. The door of the hotel is still locked. This also cast a shadow over the World Cup in South Africa.

The opening ceremony was held in the South African capital at 8: 00 pm on June 10, 2065. I didn't read it. It is said that it is relaxed, casual and lively, in line with the African style of freedom, not as orthodox and grand as the Beijing Olympic Games. In the evening 10, the opening match of the World Cup in South Africa began. The President of FIFA and the President of South Africa made brief speeches respectively, and neither of them made a speech. In such a grand scene, they made an impromptu speech without rhetoric and won warm applause.

The opening match is the host South Africa versus Mexico, a Latin American powerhouse. In the first half, Mexico had obvious advantages, and the right attack put a lot of pressure on South Africa. In the first 20 minutes, Mexico played very well and South Africa was under great pressure. In the second half, South Africa adjusted its tactics, became more active and played a very active defensive counterattack. The performance of the South African team proved the ability of Brazilian coach Pereira to direct the response on the spot. In the 54th minute, South African player Tshabalala opened the door to Mexico. Mexico was once very passive, but fortunately, before the end of the game, the Mexicans pulled back a goal. The handshake in the first game of the World Cup made more than 90,000 spectators feel a little sorry, but the game itself was beautiful, winning face for the host country South Africa, and the Mexican team was not ashamed. More intense competition is yet to come.

The World Cup is the most important sports event in the world, and 32 teams have gone through life and death, fighting and fighting, breaking into the World Cup door and starting new battles. Football is round. Every team can't say that it will win. Every team has a chance to win. Although there is only one champion in the end, it is the whole game that attracts the audience. On the court, players wearing different jerseys run, fight, kick, head and hand; Whistling, cheering, shouting, waving flags, screaming and lamenting; In particular, the expressions and actions made by players after scoring goals are unforgettable! And football baby's sensational performance added romance to the stadium!

England's comments on the United States

The battle between the United States and Britain, the whole game between the two sides can be described as hand-to-hand combat. Although it ended in a draw, it should be regarded as an interesting game in the group stage.

England has developed from the head of the Sanlan brand meat grinder in those years to the leader of today's long-distance rushing faction, which can really live up to the fans' love for it. Now in England, the attack of the left and right wings is still retained, but it is no longer a rash killing, but emphasizes technology and control, dexterous and active cooperation and the echo of the middle road. The front line blindly bombed from high altitude, and the technology was rough. Now the technology is comprehensive. The rhythm of the whole team, in order to maintain a high degree of suppression of the other side, pays attention to a very fast offensive and defensive conversion mechanism, which is the most prominent feature of England.

However, one of the above changes in England is self-contradictory. In the case of maintaining high-speed offensive and defensive conversion and maintaining such a sharp three-way offensive, if the midfield is not carefully configured, it will form huge defects. As long as the other side tries to control the competition for midfield, the three-way offensive will be dispersed immediately, making it difficult to form effective combat effectiveness. This is also the obvious injury of England exposed by the American-British war.

The fact that the United States can cut Spain, which is known as the strongest midfielder in the Confederations Cup, has long demonstrated the great energy of the American midfielder. Although the United States was lucky to get a draw in the World Cup in South Africa, England's midfield was indeed successfully destroyed by the Americans, and England also created many opportunities, but most of the time Rooney's middle, Lennon's right and Wright's left were completely out of order.

Throughout England's midfield configuration, the problem of overlapping between Gerrard and Lampard has always existed. More importantly, both of them lack the ability to control the situation and rhythm, while both of them are attacking the strong and defending the weak, and the midfield configuration lacks a fixed defensive midfield. Once a strong confrontation with the opponent's midfield, not only the attack is blocked, but also it is difficult to mobilize the three-way attack, and the pace is fast, and the defense must be taken into account at any time, so it will be completely dragged down by the opponent.

In fact, emphasizing the attack is not a bad thing. The Netherlands also emphasizes the all-out attack on the third line. In order to solve the above problems, they first used the all-football method. The midfielder is not only tough, but also participates in the attack and defense of the whole line. This is their oppressive style of play. The Netherlands has also explored new methods. During the Basten era, the Netherlands changed. In the case of insufficient midfield control, two midfielders were set up, which solved the confusion caused by midfield blockage.

The England team led by Capello, the World War I between Britain and the United States exposed the huge problems in the midfield, and the solution should be familiar to Capello. Even Italy, which is known as reinforced concrete defense, should be equipped with a butcher Gattuso to connect the midfield and the defense line. I think he is like a cat teaching a tiger, and the last trick of climbing trees seems to be still preserved.