Jokes in the desert

China, America and England got lost in the desert together. Hungry and thirsty. They walked and walked ~ suddenly they found a bottle ~ ~ they opened the bottle mouth. As a result, a demon floated out The genie said, "Thank you very much for saving me ~ ~ To show my gratitude, I can grant each of you three wishes!"! You said ~ "Americans robbed! Said: "first, I want to recover my strength immediately;" Second, I want you to send me back to China; Third, I want money that I can't spend all my life! " The ghost agreed ~ so his wish came true! The British robbed it at first sight! Said: "first, I want to recover my strength immediately;" Second, I want you to send me back to China; Third, I want to have the most beautiful woman in the world! " The ghost agreed ~ so his wish came true! Now it's just China. What do you want? China people said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" So he got a bottle of Erguotou. The ghost asked, "What about the second one?" China people said, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou!" He also has a bottle of Erguotou. The ghost asked, "Tell me about the third one!" China people said while drinking, "Hey, it's boring to drink alone. Please call them over! ! "

So the three of them continued to walk in the desert for a long time! Hungry and thirsty. They walked and walked ~ suddenly they found another bottle ~ ~ they opened the bottle mouth. The result is still a ghost! The genie said, "Thank you very much for saving me ~ ~ To show my gratitude, I can grant each of you two wishes!" " "Americans and British people say at the same time ~ this time we don't say first ~ you say first! So China people said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" So he got a bottle of Erguotou. I immediately drank ~ ~ and the demon said, "Tell me your second wish! ! China people say, "Hey ~ Nothing! You go! ! "