Good morning funny greetings, very funny and naughty good morning sentences

1. Lovers should choose someone who is as gentle as water and as sweet as sugar. Friends should choose those who work hard and have no character. Your lover should choose someone with a pig face, a dog brain, and a runny nose. It's almost time, wipe your runny nose quickly and get to work.

2. Have you ever had the same experience? You reached over your wrist or into a bag, exposed your watch or took out your mobile phone, glanced at the time, and suddenly realized that you didn’t know what time it was. . A new day and a new starting point, good morning everyone!

3. The most popular TV series in the world is not about life and death, but I am already on 3G and you are still on 2G; I am still posting on Weibo , you have been coding short messages; I am still watching free blockbusters. You have been waiting for pictures; I use the mobile phone map while you call for directions; I am still looking at the mobile phone, and you are playing games on the mobile phone. Good morning, dear...

4. Time passes quickly, the temperature is getting better and worse; the temperature drops rapidly; remember to wear clothes when going out; eat more vegetarian vegetables and fruits; remember to cover yourself up at night; Supplement calcium and zinc at all times for physical and mental health; maintain a happy state of mind; friends often care; feel warm and happy; care often in the morning; life is full of true love; this short message is good; share quickly.

5. Good morning! I wish you a wealth more valuable than a baby panda, a reputation resounding throughout Greater China, a career as beautiful as Hongta Mountain, a lover as beautiful as Ashima, a Marlboro road, and all the best.

6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear little piggy, get up soon, Mr. Sun is going to rape your little butt.

7. Lao Gao, the sun has gone out, but you are still sleeping for a long time. I keep calling you, but you sleep better; suddenly I think of the college entrance examination enrollment, and I got a bone. But I saw you barking at me.

8. Weather forecasts will be broadcast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, health cloud, success frost, safety hail, and happiness flash.

9. Good morning, have you eaten? If not, I will give you a plate of duck. After eating, you will want to go home. There is also a dish, which some people love every day, and a soup. , a lifetime of physical and mental health; one more glass of wine, and happiness will last forever; one more bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

10. Good morning, another smile:), have a good breakfast, be in good health, be energetic and earn banknotes, I wish you to lead the way in your work, and wish you a sweeter relationship every day. !

11. Banknotes are falling from the sky, there is a long queue to arrive at the bank passbook, your legs are stretched out when you are free from work, and beautiful secretaries sign in in groups! This is the sweet dream you had last night. End of the day! Get up quickly, otherwise you will be fired by the company! Have a happy morning!

12. I sincerely wish you: you cry and laugh quietly at work, and jump happily after work! Humming a little tune in your mouth, inadvertently It's out of tune! I kept chirping after work in the afternoon, and snored to sleep after get off work at night! I woke up in the morning and was startled: I'm late again!

13. I came gently , left again secretly, forgetting to bring one thing, which is happiness, so you need to save this happiness for me desperately, otherwise I can make an appointment with you anytime, anywhere, hahaha, good morning, brother and sister !

14. Tell yourself every day when you wake up: have fewer reasons, have a bigger mind, have sweeter lips, be less temperamental, move faster, be more efficient, smile a little more, and have a more active mind. The clear morning maple shakes the bell of peace in my heart, and my heart plays a brisk tune. I say "good morning" and greet you!

15. When the sun goes out, Pleasant Goat, my name is Piglet. Wake up quickly; the piglet strokes the wall confusedly, brushes teeth and washes face and goes to the water room; feels refreshed after the washroom, eats a fried dough stick and drinks a bowl of milk; don't panic even if you arrive late, ensure safety and physical and mental health.

16. The overall goal is to exceed, not just to achieve. Then your goal is to have no cavities! Hehe, just kidding, good morning everyone, a new day has begun, we all need to cheer!

17. Look at your eyes, they are stained Eye guano, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing and hazy. Look at my blessings, warm and naughty: Good morning, I hope you will count money every day and always have a smile on your face.

18. Only after you have walked on some roads can you know the hardship; only after you have climbed some mountains can you know the hardship; only after you have waded through some rivers can you know how to travel through mountains and rivers; only by saying a greeting can you know that this is also a kind of love. Good morning, my friend!

19. There are thousands of dreams about water. A hero from Liangshan cannot escape the middle of work. The boss’s words are like Mount Tai. Do a good job to motivate you to move forward. Making mistakes and blaming them is not new. Ask about life with a smile. Who is correct? Cowboys are busier in this song. I hope I will be more busy every day. My hands will feel numb counting money! Good morning!

20. When your cell phone rang, were you excited? Did you remember that it was I contacted you so early to give you something good. Are you ready? I’m going to tell you! Good morning! I’m done!

21. Delete your fatigue and crop you of troubles, copy your joy, paste your happiness, and store it in your phone. This is the first greeting to you in the morning, good morning!