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Good-looking, funny and warm Gu Yan ~ crossing is ok! Thank you, thank you.
jane doe: Jianghu bullshit!
A handsome guy: Hum!
jane doe: Destroy stability and unity, endanger the lives of ordinary people and increase my workload!
a handsome guy: ridiculous!
jane doe: Put down your weapon, put your head in your hands, crouch in the corner and come back to the yamen with me!
a handsome guy: how can I go back to the yamen with you since I am squatting in the corner? !
jane doe: er ...
jane doe: I will kill you on behalf of the people!
a handsome guy: just come!
jane doe (running away quickly): You wait first! Wait for me to go back to the yamen to practice for some time!
Some handsome guy (grabbing jane doe's back skirt): Trying to escape! Not in this life!
The Second Best in the World
There is a happy day in the city, where the female shopkeeper is happy. Fan Gui's name is frivolous, and she doesn't know anything about three obedience and four virtues.
publicity is idle, and giving and receiving blind dates is not shy. Behave dissolutely and be masculine, and the teenagers in the boudoir will retreat when the wind blows.
Facing the accusation of this limerick, Fan Qingbo feels very wronged. Isn't she just selling little yellow books, who has provoked anyone ...
"Silver One Two"
She, silver one two, has no background, and the background is blank. If you really want to say anything,
she's just a little cook from the Palace Wang Yefu, innocent and clean,
but her grandfather is very powerful, not only powerful for a while, but also more.
Yang Bang weaves a tribute to the emperor, and he personally chooses to make clothes for her.
She understands that the master wants to reward her for her hard work, but ─
Please, can it be seen that she kills chickens and sheep in splendid clothes?
The strangest thing is that since she was sent to my grandfather's side to serve, a lot of people have found her.
Today, nine prefects are visiting, and tomorrow, an adult from Shangshu is asking for an audience.
Now even the beloved princess of the current emperor, Empress Yaofei, has sent someone to call her into the palace to talk.
When they asked why they found her one by one, their answers made her dumbfounded. How come she didn't know when she changed her job title?
Er Liang Niangzi
In the prosperous Tang Dynasty, there was a girl in Yangzhou, who was called "Silver does not change". She loves money, loves money, is smart and outspoken.
Finally, when she was seventeen, she became a woman for the first time, but she had no choice but to miss the love affair about "two taels of silver" forged in the brothel. Finally, at the age of twenty, she became a widow.
Rumor has it that this widow will never be widowed and will remarry within a year. In the end, she didn't "live up to" everyone's expectations. She really remarried and really threw herself into the arms of the man who had thrown two taels of silver for her. This marriage, which was achieved by gambling, once again pushed her to the forefront.
It doesn't matter if no one is optimistic, as long as there is money to earn: it doesn't matter if man show, the "xianggong", has a lifetime to prove that love requires diamond cut diamond to have passion, and marriage will last through thick and thin.
I tried to assassinate the prince of a neighboring country with the determination to die, and I woke up the next day only to find that I had become him and he had become me.
In addition to the hatred between our country and our family, we have to face many things, such as how to take a bath, how to go to the toilet, and most importantly, I feel a little embarrassed when I wake up every morning.
He is not embarrassed, but he often forgets that I am a woman.
A Generation of Idle Gentlemen
Feng Huang has been a sage who was expected by the imperial court since he was three years old.
Being a sage requires a lot of work, but fortunately, he has a capable minister,
so he has been very idle, and his fun after leisure is-
"Hey, clumsy, see that wall over there? Go, climb and see. "
Qing Ming has been a famous enchantress both inside and outside the government since she was a baby.
Being a enchantress is to fall in love with the country, but she is called Xiao Zhuo because of her congenital deficiency and acquired disorder.
The leisure pastime of the leisurely harem is-
raising chickens with all kinds of vegetables and feeding the pets of the Emperor's shadow guards to be fat in vain.
as for beating the emperor at 3: 35, she won't admit it.
Bad things grind more
When you see the enemy, you beg for mercy. If you can kneel down and solve it, you will never stand up. You are determined to be a little bad guy, but by mistake, you have become a hero to save the Wulin. It's really hard for a bad guy to do it ...
When Zuo Xiaoxiao, a girl with dog legs, encounters a boring man and a handsome boy with a black belly. An embarrassing legend.
Jianghu is outrageous
What do you mean by "seeking benevolence"?
It's when it's raining cats and dogs outside in the middle of the night, and he misses a dead woman in the house, she just knocks on his door, and then jumps into his arms without saying anything, so that he can enjoy the soft fragrance and gentle jade.
what do you mean "life is worse than death"?
It was when he struggled and finally gave up his arms and surrendered, and his emotions were high, and he wanted to let her appreciate the wonderful taste of grabbing the railing and tearing the sheets ...
But she said, "Master, Xianggong is going to stop his wife and remarry, and I'm going to die, so I'll say goodbye to you ..."
Little Red Riding Hood has fallen into the hands of a big wolf.
The following is the protagonist's summary of this article:
Little Red Riding Hood: This is the struggle history of an innocent girl.
Big Wolf: This is the pursuit history of an infatuated youth.
As for the truth-
Only readers know it.
It's not unusual for "Niefu, Peach Blossom Wife" to travel. What's unusual is that my sister dug out the toilet and found out the way to travel through time and space, and
began to stir up feelings and stir up sand.
this is a special article!
If you are a black-bellied monster, then you must read this article!
if you are a YY fan, then you can't miss this article!
If you have a little passion, let me know if the cake is weak, forehand VS backhand!
if you have a little martial arts complex, the cake screams, run away from your wife and travel in the Jianghu!
My husband is the best in the world!
who is elder sister? Xiang Taohua is also!
it is said that peach blossoms bloom first in spring/warm colors, and everyone doesn't think it is beautiful!
I'm the Liu Xiahui Terminator who knows everyone in the Jianghu!
another invincible favorite. haha!
meet me
Mrs. Song is grumpy: Shit, do you want to hit the nail on the head?
Mr. Song feels guilty: Well, I just want to be in place every time!
Mrs. song: grandpa, I will rely on you to feed me in the future. You can be fierce and fierce, and the fat water will not flow outside.
Mr. Song: Good talk.
Mr. Song: Girl, I will mix with you in the future. You should be lively and talk about your work.
Mrs. song: definitely.
Mrs. song: don't bully me. I have people above me.
Mr. Song sneered: Who can you be above?
Mrs. Song looks at the person on her body: you. (Show off an eyebrow in an ostentatious manner: Come down if you dare. )
Mr. Song calmly responded: It's your turn to go to
Heroes, don't be afraid.
Heroes, please be my fortress.
You are too young. Come to me when you are sixteen.
then what's your name?
Murong Yuntian.
Rhapsody of Walking and Passing
A woman, Hua Yue, died abnormally (died inexplicably, and she was under age, do you think it was a normal death? ), through to a beautiful woman, but after a series of things, only to find that being a superman is purely my own imagination, the generation gap can't be bridged so well, nature can't make people full of wisdom so quickly, and the advanced consciousness is not the magic weapon for me to get love. Only the concept from modern times has made me understand that the Xiaoqiang character I learned from the 21st century is my most precious wealth ... People can only love themselves.
It is Su Linglin's dream for a woman to follow her father's footsteps and be a qualified escort. Unexpectedly, the first business she received when she was in charge of the escort agency was to rob other brides, and the person who placed the order for this business was none other than Shangguan Yun, the new bride who was about to become the daughter-in-law of the Prime Minister.
Su Linglin was forced to go on the road in a gloomy mood, but there was an unforgivable negligence:
She hijacked the bride into the groom!
Unknown people are holding the Prime Minister's son on the road, and the wanted edicts are all over the Jianghu. Su Linglin tried to show her kindness to Shen Xuan for forgiveness. Unexpectedly, Shen Xuan's eyes turned up and she said triumphantly,
"You can hijack me for life, or I will go back to Beijing one day, and your whole family will be beheaded."
At this time, Su Linglin, with thick lines, realized that she was riding a tiger.
Seven Ups and Nine Downs
Dalongmen Inn
A kitchen knife rushes into the Jianghu
Shangqian
Your Highness, I know I made a mistake (the woman is disguised as a man)
Sleeping with Yan Shao
The general is up, and I'm down
Drag the child away
Tianzi No.1 Room
Tianque
Mud can also be pasted on the wall
shu ke: Crossing Thunderbolt I, Crossing the First Husband, Crossing the Legend of the Wulin, Crossing the Dream of Lanke, Crossing into the Martial Arts, and Xiao Huang is not a fairy.
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