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Joke, wood?
Teacher: Xiaoming, why don't you wash your face? The crumbs you ate this morning are still on your face.
Xiao Ming: Teacher, guess what bread I ate this morning?
Teacher: Hmm. . This is jam bread.
Xiao Ming: No, I ate it yesterday.
2. Cold joke One day, the wolf saw a lamb and said to the lamb, "I will eat you!" " "Then you know what happened? So the wolf ate the lamb.
3. Cold joke Once upon a time, there was a puffer fish. It swims and swims, swims into the sea, and becomes a dolphin ~
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