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Do you know any dialects that joke?
For example, the last time I watched a funny video about the conversation between Sichuanese and foreigners, a female reporter interviewed a Sichuanese who survived the bus burning in Mandarin.
Female reporter: hello, sir, what first aid tools are there when the bus is on fire?
Sichuanese: There is a hammer! (Nothing)
Female reporter: There is a hammer knocking on the window in the car.
Sichuanese: One hammer, one hammer! (Nothing)
Woman reporter: Oh, there are two hammers.
Sichuanese: I'll tell you a shovel (I don't want to explain it to you)
Woman reporter: And a shovel.
Sichuanese: There is a dime (nothing).
Female reporter: There is wool in the car, so it burns so fast.
It is such a joke caused by Sichuan dialect. As a Sichuanese, others really don't understand our kindness to return to Sichuan after staying in other places for a long time.
There is a fool in Sichuan named Har. Sichuan has a nickname called Guawazi. Sichuanese have a part on their body, which is called knocking on their knees; Sichuanese boast that women are good and men are boys' heads. There is a corner in Sichuan called giggle head; Sichuanese say hello to other people's homes, all of which are called fairy boards; Sichuanese call their father an old man; There is a kind of criminal law in Sichuan, which is called knocking on sand for irrigation, cutting old shells and playing short life; Sichuanese underwear is called cannon; There is a good man named Rake Ear in Sichuan. There is a kind of bad luck in Sichuan, called back time; Sichuan has a son named turtle son; There is a woman in Sichuan called an oil thief; There is a kind of official called brother official. ...
The culture of Sichuan dialect is extensive and profound, and many foreigners like Sichuan dialect. Even some black people from other places have stayed in Sichuan for a long time and feel that his Sichuan dialect is even more standard than what we real Sichuanese say. Welcome to learn Sichuan dialect.
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