Who has a cold joke? It should be very cold.

When you see this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world.

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I made sacrifices.

Four machines, I want to fly together when knitting. The poor old man is white first. Spring waves of green grass, deep in Han Xiao, are relatively bathed in red. Here you are, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and this feeling will never change!

From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a beautiful woman? You! Ha ha laugh

Let your wife be happy every day!

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!