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Cai Chongda's "Skin": The body is for use, not for serving!

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Cai Chongda’s ninety-nine-year-old Atai (grandma’s mother) is a goddess, not a cultural person.

Grandma passed away, and Tai’s white-haired man gave birth to his black-haired man.

She opened the coffin to see how grandma looked. She went to the kitchen to see how the sacrifices were being cooked. When she walked to the hall, she heard someone killing a chicken without cutting the artery. Tai made an astonishing decision. His action - he ran out, grabbed the chicken, and threw it to death; and said an astonishing sentence - don't let this body torture its soul anymore.

Atai is a very cruel person. She cut off her finger while chopping vegetables, and the whole family was in a panic, but she acted as if it had nothing to do with her.

She once threw her young child into the sea to let him learn to swim, and he almost drowned. After the neighbor rescued him, he threw the child into the water a few days later.

The reason for doing these things, she said: "The body is not for use, nor for serving."

After Atai passed away, the words left to Cai Chongda were: "Isn't it just a matter of kicking me to death? If you sincerely miss me, I will naturally go to see you. Because from now on, there is no longer the burden of skin, and it is so convenient to come and go."

At the end of the article, Cai Chongda This clearly explains Atai's outlook on life: Our lives are originally so light, but they are all held back by the filthiness of the flesh and various desires.

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Regarding skin and soul, there is a popular saying recently: good-looking skins are all the same, but interesting souls are unique.

Watching the fourth season of "Chinese Poetry Conference" with my children, I met the goddess Dong Qing again. This year's Spring Festival Gala, she did not host, feeling that something was missing.

Dong Qing, skin and soul, perfectly combined. Good looking and talented. The famous poems and lines can be picked up at your fingertips without any artificial feeling.

The real beauty of Dong Qing is not the stunning appearance at first glance, but the fragrance like tea leaves that slowly spreads out.

Dong Qing can see people's hearts from a small distance, and there is excitement in his heart. Every word he utters makes people think, understand and gain something. I admire you!

From this, I thought of reading. Sanmao said: If you read more, your appearance will change.

Many times, I may think that many of the books I have read have become a passing smoke. No longer remembered, in fact they are still latent in their temperament, conversation, and boundless mind. Of course, they may also be revealed in life and literature.

My daughter and I have said that children who love reading will have good luck, just like children who love to laugh.

It doesn’t matter what book you read. Opening the book is helpful.

If you read too many books, your face will not be hateful, and your soul will not be lonely, because there is thinking in it.

Reading is a noble act with the lowest threshold in the world. It can change your skin and enrich your soul.

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Recently, there was a multiple-choice question on the Internet: good-looking skin or interesting soul, which one do you choose?

Some versions are even specific: If Gao Xiaosong and Daniel Wu asked you to choose one to be your boyfriend, what would you choose?

Netizens enthusiastically gave the following answers:

1. Gao Xiaosong is very interesting, and living with him will be very interesting, so I choose Daniel Wu.

2. I’m not someone who just looks at faces, so...it must be Daniel Wu.

3. After watching Xiaosong Qi Tan and Qi Pa Sai, I felt that Gao Xiaosong was a very charming person, so of course I chose Daniel Wu.

4. I think it’s useless for a man to be handsome. People with good inner qualities will be very charming. I like Gao Xiaosong very much. He is knowledgeable, humorous, and independent in his opinions. He must be very interesting to get along with. So I choose Daniel Wu.

......

In the end, even Gao Xiaosong himself was asked this question. He said: Eight years ago, he and Daniel Wu had tea alone in Hong Kong. The two of them looked at each other in confusion from beginning to end, as if they were looking at each other in the mirror, and they couldn't find a topic at all. I choose Daniel Wu.

Everyone loves beauty. Who doesn’t like good-looking skin? A person who pays attention to appearance must be a well-thought-out person, so he will cultivate both internal and external aspects!

If you have a good-looking skin, don’t forget to cultivate yourself and strive to have an interesting soul. Don’t let down the good skin given to you by your parents!

If you happen to be unlucky and fail to have a good-looking skin, then don’t be discouraged. After all, this society still values ??talent, so you must cultivate yourself to have an interesting soul, so that you will learn from the inside. And the light emanates from the outside!

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Finally, copy the preface written by Li Jingze for "Skins" and record the excerpt here:

If the Skin decays, what will we have left?

Okay, tell me, there is still a soul.

Is there any?

Yes.