Poke 10086 Tibetan mastiff eating card

Simulation 10086. If you don't laugh, you can come to me.

Hey,

Miss Mobile: Hello.

A man: You deduct me 10 yuan.

Miss Mobile: Do you have too much money, sir?

Man: Oh, no, I made a mistake. Not that you can't spend too much. I'm too poor to pay. You pay me 10 yuan phone bill.

Miss Mobile: Sorry, this 10086 has no payment function.

A man; 10086 Can't I pay?

Miss Mobile: Yes.

A man; Then make friends.

Miss Mobile: Yes. . .

Some man: Huh?

Miss Mobile: Any other questions?

Man: Don't give me that. If you have no business, please hang up. I'm tired of hearing it. I have something to do.

Miss mobile; But sir, I didn't say that.

A man; You didn't say you would. I don't know you?

Miss Mobile: I didn't say that, sir.

Man: Oh, I forgive you if you didn't say that. Hey, don't call me sir. I am only 13 years old. Let me tell you something. I want to ask a question.

Miss Mobile: Yes. .

A man; Hey? May I ask a question?

Miss Mobile: Yes, sir.

Man: My card was swallowed by the dog.

Miss Mobile: And then what?

A man; Do you think that card can still be used when it is taken out?

Miss mobile; Then you can take it out and have a look.

A man; No, you said if it can be used, forget it. That dog is also a life. If you can't use it up, isn't it a waste to kill the dog?

Miss mobile; correct

A man; Right? Fuck, my house is a Tibetan mastiff. Fuck, that's more than 1 ten thousand.

Miss mobile; . . . .

A man; 1 tens of thousands. I bought it in Tibet, and Cary still has 4 million phone bills. What can I do with you?

Miss Mobile, did your dog eat your card?

Someone. Oh, yes, my dog ate my card.

Miss Mobile: That's your responsibility, not ours.

M: That's all right. If your card is to be made as big as the earth, can you swallow it?

Miss Mobile: Whose dog ate that card? Yes .

A man; be

Miss mobile; Did your dog eat your card?

A man; It was my dog that ate my card.

Miss mobile; So this is your responsibility.

A man; This is my responsibility. Isn't your card very small?

Miss mobile; Do you think if the card is enlarged, can it be put in the mobile phone?

A man; Oh, your card is bigger, so is your mobile phone. Hey, why didn't you say to use it first?

Miss mobile; Then take it out and have a look.

A man; Then how do you get it?

Mobile phone lady: Then how to get it? Then go and get it yourself.

A man; Kill the dog?

Miss mobile; That's what you think.

A man; Then I want to ask you. You can say anything.

Miss Mobile: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't promise you this.

A man; Can't you promise?

Miss mobile; correct

Someone. What's your job number?

Miss mobile phone: ×××× 3496

A man; 3496?

Miss mobile; correct

A man; (Seriously) You are finished.

Miss Mobile: Yes. .

Man: Hey,

Miss mobile; sir

Man: You're finished. I am a world terrorist.

Miss Mobile: Yes.

M: Right? Do you know each other?

Miss mobile; I don't know him.

A man; If you don't charge me 10 yuan, you will be finished tomorrow.

Miss mobile; Excuse me, is it correct to deduct 10 yuan from the phone bill?

A man; No, pay me 10 yuan.

Miss mobile; Sorry, sir, 10086 does not accept telephone charges.

Some guy, I don't care if you don't pay me. Tomorrow you will be finished.

Miss mobile; You mean if I don't pay, I will be executed tomorrow, right?

A man; Ah, yes, you will be executed tomorrow.

Miss mobile; Yes, sir, we have recorded what you just said. If something happens to me tomorrow, it will directly concern you.

A man: No recording. 10086 no recording, my partner works there, you hey hey ~ ~ ~

Miss mobile; Sir, if you don't believe me, you can try.

Man: How?

Miss mobile; . . .

A man; Hey, don't be afraid. I don't know who you are, do I Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

Miss mobile. . .

Someone, hey, my date is 5000. She's not here, is she?

Miss Mobile: No.

A man, my mistress 22 17, see if you have it. Hey, please show it quickly.

Miss Mobile, 22 17 was not found.

A man, why isn't my date here, then why don't you fuck me,

Miss mobile; Excuse me, sir, do you have a problem?

A man; no longer

Miss mobile; Then I'll hang up, sir

A man; Hey, wait, wait ~ ~ ~

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