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Chinese cabbage to make friends _15 words

(Fairy Tale)

With the progress of science and technology, Chinese cabbage, which was originally only planted in autumn, can now be planted in spring. It turns out that people can only eat fresh Chinese cabbage in autumn and winter; Now at the turn of spring and summer, you can also eat fresh Chinese cabbage.

There is a piece of Chinese cabbage, which thrives against the warm spring breeze under the nourishment of sunshine and rain, and under the careful management of vegetable farmers. Among them, there is a beautiful Chinese cabbage, which stands out from the crowd in the cabbage field. It is really handsome and cool, and it can't be compared! He has been with Chinese cabbages all day, and he has long been tired of it. He really wants to make some intimate friends and talk about it. I entrusted Miss Fengchun to spread this wish all over the country.

One day, it was sunny and the spring breeze was blowing gently. Chinese cabbage was enjoying the warm sunshine, closing its eyes and falling asleep in a daze. A ladybug arrived. He landed on the Chinese cabbage and found it asleep. He crawled slowly on the Chinese cabbage, as if to tickle it.

Chinese cabbage woke up with a smile. He glanced at the ladybug and asked angrily, "What are you doing here? !”

Ladybug Seven Star replied, "Come and make friends with you."

Chinese cabbage says, "What can you help?"

Ladybird Seven replied, "Besides talking with you, it can also get rid of aphids on your body."

Chinese cabbage didn't pay any attention to the ladybug, and said impatiently, "You are only half the size of a soybean, and your voice is so small. I don't have any aphids on me now, even if I have aphids, I doubt your ability. Go, I don't need a friend like you. "

Ladybug Seven-Star smiled and said, "When you need me, let Miss Chunfeng tell me that I will definitely come." Say that finish and fly away.

Chinese cabbage snorted: "Do I need your help with my Chinese cabbage? A big joke! " With that, Chinese cabbage went to bed again.

Chinese cabbage, who was dreaming a dream, felt that the soil seemed to be moving under his feet. He opened his sleepy eyes and said impatiently, "Who woke my dream? What are you doing here? ?”

The earthworm replied, "I'm an earthworm, and I'm here to make friends with you."

Chinese cabbage looked intently, and a guy with no hands, feet and head was like a chicken intestine crawling under his feet, so he said angrily, "What can you do for * * *! ?”

The earthworm replied, "Talking with you will help you loosen the soil and make you grow more luxuriantly."

Chinese cabbage looked at the earthworm carefully, and felt a little sick. It seemed to vomit, so it waved and said, "I feel sick when I see you. Please go!"

Earthworms knew that they were not beautiful, so they crept into the ground to loosen the soil.

Chinese cabbage continued to sleep and just fell asleep.

a sudden chirp woke up the Chinese cabbage. He opened his eyes lazily and saw that it was a small sparrow, skipping around. The Chinese cabbage was very unhappy and said maliciously, "Alas, it turned out to be one of the four evils!" "

The little sparrow was a little unhappy, but smiled and said, "I have been rehabilitated a long time ago. I do have some minor faults, but I still have more merits than ever. When I really don't eat, I occasionally eat some farmers' food and eat pests most of the time. I came here today to make friends with you and help you get rid of pests. I'm glad to see that there are no bugs on you. When you need my help, let Miss Chunfeng send me a message. " The sparrow is quick to talk, and before the Chinese cabbage can fully react, the sparrow flutters its wings and flies away.

Chinese cabbage saw the sparrow fly away and went back to sleep. After a while, it fell asleep sweetly.

A little swallow screamed and flew to the side of Chinese cabbage, waking it up. The Chinese cabbage glared at the swallow and said in a sarcastic tone, "Things that follow the trend will come in warm spring and fly away when it is cold in autumn." Hate! "

The swallow was not angry. She smiled and said, "I have to do this in order to survive. I eat worms, not food. There are no bugs in autumn, of course I want to fly to the south. I'm here to make friends with you, not to quarrel. When you need my help, let Miss Chunfeng take a message. "

No matter what the swallow says, Chinese cabbage plays dumb. The swallow shook his head, glanced at the Chinese cabbage and flew to the field to catch insects.

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After several days in a row, Chinese cabbage didn't find a friend and was annoyed. Suddenly, a group of colorful Hua Hudie flew around the Chinese cabbage, claiming to make friends with the Chinese cabbage. Chinese cabbage is very happy to see so many handsome guys and beautiful women. Clap this hand and say happily, "Welcome, welcome warmly!" "

The beauties in butterflies blow a kiss to the Chinese cabbage, some kiss it, some hug it ... The butterflies are playing around the Chinese cabbage, flirting, and the Chinese cabbage is drunk.

For several days, every day, Chinese cabbage is very happy! But the danger is also coming. When the female butterflies kiss and hug the Chinese cabbage, they lay many eggs on the Chinese cabbage. Chinese cabbage was so busy that I didn't find hundreds of eggs on my body.

A few days later, the Chinese cabbage was covered with insects, including cabbage caterpillar, cotton bollworm, caterpillar, etc., which chewed up the Chinese cabbage with little skin and no hair. The aphids took advantage of the fire to climb on the Chinese cabbage and suck its blood. Chinese cabbage was tossed and dying. He asked Miss Chunfeng to find a friend to save himself. Miss Chunfeng spread the news quickly. In a short time, ladybug, earthworm, sparrow and swallow all arrived. They do their job, ladybugs kill aphids, earthworms loosen the soil, and sparrows and swallows catch insects. After some efforts, the dying Chinese cabbage finally recovered. With tears in his eyes, Chinese cabbage threw a fist at his friends and said, "See the truth in times of crisis, and you will not thank me for your kindness. You will see my actual actions later!" Everyone says that it is right to help friends. The outspoken sparrow said, "Don't judge a book by its cover when making friends!" Chinese cabbage smiled awkwardly and said, "That's it." Everyone smiled kindly, and the Chinese cabbage blushed.