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How to write the last paragraph of Zhu Bajie's cosmetic composition?

since the Buddhist scriptures in the Western Heaven, Pig has been looking in the mirror all day, trying to make himself handsome, but the monkey brother is chanting, "Stop taking pictures, Pig, it's not a proverb. Pig looks in the mirror-it's not human inside and outside." Brother Monkey said, "Well, you can go to Baiyun Plastic Surgery Hospital for a whole operation!"!

The next day, Pig followed Monkey's advice and went to Baiyun Plastic Surgery Hospital, where the beautician saw it and was scared. With a cry, Bajie quickly said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here for plastic surgery." The plastic surgeons looked it up and down and decided to call all the plastic surgeons in the store to help it with plastic surgery. Twenty minutes passed, five minutes, seven minutes ... Time passed minute by minute ... It took the plastic surgeon a great effort to turn Bajie into a handsome guy, which was a handsome man! Even the monkey brother praised it and praised it as handsome.

You know that Bajie has never changed his mind since he learned the scriptures, and he is crazy when he sees beautiful women. Yesterday, he met a beautiful woman on QQ, so he asked her out almost every day. The beautiful woman was finally moved by her sincerity. They got married and gave birth to a girl, and Bajie became a big boss of a bread company.

one day, employees found that there were more than 3 loaves of bread, and now there are only 2 loaves left. When employees saw the surveillance video, it turned out that Bajie was stealing food all night. When I found out, I fired my boss angrily. One of his wives saw him and left him secretly. In the end, Bajie can only wander in the streets ... < P > A leopard cannot change his spots!