Where are the jokes of 4-year-olds?

1. An ant sees an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. When the companion saw it, he asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Be quiet, I will trip him! "

A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught me to write "one, two, three". The rich man's son thought the original word was so simple that he told the rich man that he had learned to write. The rich man was very happy and asked him to write a "hundred"

Last night, I saw a child skipping rope by the roadside. When I was jumping, I was out of breath. I went up to him and asked him, "How many children have you skipped?" He said, "It's 250." I said it was good and awesome, and I left. I took two steps and heard him continue counting: "260,270,280!" " "

There are two cows grazing on the grassland in Australia. One of them said to the other, "Mad cow disease is prevalent recently. Do you think we will get it? " The other end of the phone replied, "What are you afraid of? Aren't we kangaroos? "

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river. At this moment, a policeman came over and the thief quickly put the chicken into the river. The policeman asked, what are you doing? What is in the river? The thief said that it was a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I'm here to look after his clothes ...

6. Two Scottish immigrants who just arrived in new york spent the night in a hotel. They were harassed by mosquitoes all night. The last one said, "Sandy, cover your head with a quilt so that mosquitoes won't bite us." After a while, Sandy stuck her head out to breathe the fresh air. Just then, she saw a firefly she had never seen before, so she cried, "God, it's no use covering your head." Mosquitoes are looking for us with lanterns. "