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Once, my mother and I went back to our hometown, and we waited at the bus stop. Found the road by accident, and the "road" was written into a formal Buddhist scripture. I asked my mother inexplicably, "Mom, is this the passage?" Mom smiled and said, "What do you think?" I said with a grain of salt, "I don't think this is the experience." Mom said, "Then why do you think it's not this experience!" " "I hesitated for a moment and said," This scripture is conventional. Isn't it a bit unreasonable to use this method? "Mom:" You're right. Then I asked my mother, "Why did they write this scripture?" "Mother said," Because they are too careless. " I nodded my head.
Another time, my sister and I went to Yiyuan Garden. In the place where clothes are sold, I see the "warehouse" that says "clearance at the end of the season" I laughed and said to my sister, "Sister, you have seen it clearly." My sister pretended to say, "What does Karen mean?" I said, "Of course it means order." My sister said, "What does that mean?" I smiled, and so did my sister.
Students, writing typos has brought me a lot of funny jokes, right? Write standard words, don't write typos!
2. Rules Essay The sunshine is warm, the streets are busy, cars come and go, and people enjoy the richness and happiness of life.
But ignoring the traffic rules has produced many stories, which make people feel deeply and think deeply. Maybe we can learn something from it.
Look! The man with a cigarette and a beard looks as if he is going to cross the road. At this time, the red light is like blood, shaking the human eye.
But he didn't seem to know the damn red light and walked on. At this time, the attendant stopped him and said, "Sir, it's a red light now, please wait a moment!" " My uncle smoked a cigarette and said haughtily, "What do you care? "? Get out of the way "Say that finish, a push away uncle wearing a yellow hat, swaggering across the road.
At this moment, a big truck roared towards him with a pen, and something happened. He froze, his legs numb and he was completely at a loss. The driver found him and panicked. He slammed the steering wheel to the left and hit the brakes. With a harsh sound, the car stopped suddenly and made a clear mark on the ground.
But it is still too late. Uncle Yan Qian's leg is on the road forever! Half-smoked cigarettes are left far away and still smoking. At this time, the green light came on, but his leg was gone.
Alas! If the uncle had obeyed the traffic rules, the tragedy might not have happened. Hey, how can someone cross the street at a red light? A black car was speeding ahead, so it slowed down early because it saw someone crossing the road.
The car goes slowly, but pedestrians use the gap between cars to walk slowly in front of them. No way, the owner had to drive slowly, almost giving way to pedestrians next to the wheels.
One, two, three ... several pedestrians walked through the cracks, and four or five cars were waiting behind them, a long one. The car didn't start until all the pedestrians had passed.
The sunshine is still so warm and the streets are still so busy. Ignoring traffic rules will inevitably lead to catastrophe.
Let's keep in mind that only by obeying the traffic rules can we have peace and happiness. Rules are to be observed.
This reminds people of an unforgettable thing. One day in the summer vacation, I was walking on the road and heard that there was a cinema showing my dream movie. On the way to school, I often heard classmates say that it was very touching, and everyone who watched it shed tears of sympathy. I really want to see it.
So, I am very happy. After returning home, I excitedly told my mother about this happy thing and wanted to ask her for "valuable" advice. After listening, mom said, "Yes, go!" Hearing this, I jumped three feet and felt that there was nothing happier in the world. I happily flew to the cinema with brand-new money. When I arrived at the gate of the cinema, I found many people and a long queue.
Like a colorful long queue, this is a great disappointment, and look at the remaining dozens of movie tickets! And the number of people waiting in line far exceeds the number of tickets! This is terrible. There are almost no tickets, so you can't buy them. I am depressed, like a deflated balloon, and my breath has dropped by a few centimeters. At this moment, I suddenly heard someone calling me excitedly. I looked back weakly. At first glance, isn't this a little hope of our neighbors? What did I ask her? She said let me stand in front of her, and when I saw it, she was the third. I suddenly smiled happily from ear to ear and said "good sister!" from time to time. "However, I found a very eye-catching sign next to it:" Please line up in order ".
I looked at these words and the red scarf on my chest. I am a young pioneer. Young pioneers should obey the rules, right! Be sure to abide by it! Thinking about it, I ran to the finish line. But I still have a hope in my heart that I can buy a ticket. Although I knew it was unlikely, I didn't expect an uncle to come later and take a stack of tickets. Soon, I bought a ticket, bought a "one ticket is hard to find" ticket, and watched the movie happily.
This incident made me deeply realize the beauty of the rules. Although rules sometimes suffer a little loss in the eyes of others, in my opinion, I will be surprised to find that rules have taught me the most important lesson in my life, which I can't buy with no amount of money.
3. Writing Requirements [Writing Requirements] Recently, students wrote a composition about autumn, which is the first time that students have formally written a composition. Now let me talk about the requirements for writing a composition. First, you should leave four blank spaces before writing the topic. Second, there should be another blank in the text, and there should be two blank spaces at the beginning of each natural paragraph. In the natural paragraph, each line should be filled in. Learn to divide the remaining cases into natural paragraphs. Third, punctuation marks occupy one space when writing a composition. Autumn has arrived. Let's look for Mei Si. Ellipsis occupies two spaces, and quotation marks and colons occupy a good space when speaking. Fifth, every composition should have a beginning and an end to make it more complete. Sixth, the composition should be more complete. Punctuation marks should be written in the same box as the last word in the last line. Here is an example of composition. Autumn has come, autumn has come, and we are looking for beauty together. The leaves on the tree are all yellow and falling, just like butterflies dancing. Primary school students' composition "Writing Requirements". Raise your head and raise the white clouds, and the geese line up in a big word "people". You see, the pear trees in the orchard are covered with pears from Huang Chengcheng, like cute little light cages. Apples are red, like smiling faces of friends. Liu Shi grinned, really want to take a bite. In the field, the golden ears of rice bent with laughter, and the flaming sorghum lifted the burning handle. There are bumper harvests everywhere. Autumn is a beautiful season and also a harvest season. [Writing Requirements] Essay: What is failure? Nothing, just a step closer to success; What is success? That is, after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.
4. Write a composition about standardized words, speak Mandarin and write standardized words.
Today, the teacher asked us to write a composition that speaks Mandarin and writes standardized words.
It's absolutely right to speak Mandarin. For example, we Sichuanese, if you call a foreigner and ask for directions, the traffic in our country was inconvenient before, so our Sichuan dialect has not changed. But now, there are more and more foreign guests every day. If you still use Sichuan dialect, foreign guests can't understand it, which is not good. So everyone should speak Mandarin, so that the whole country can become a big family. By the way, you see, people in Guangdong used to speak Minnan dialect, but now, you see more and more people there speak Mandarin, so let's take action and speak Mandarin together. Xiao He composition network
Let's start with me when writing standard words. I made a negative example for everyone. Therefore, from me, we can get rid of this bad habit. As we all know, my handwriting is neither round nor square, neither too big nor too small. It's horizontal like a pie, vertical like a button, vertical like a dot, like an O, and like an O, so everyone should write well, sometimes a word is worth a thousand dollars. For example, as everyone knows. Xiaohe composition network can also contribute.
There is another story. Once upon a time, two countries were at war, and one country was United with the other. Their leader told them to go to a place, and that leader wrote another letter. This place is wrong and it is the key fortress of the enemy. In the end, they were wiped out. You know, you should write well and don't make mistakes.
But in the new society of China, few people write letters with pens, and more people type and send emails with computers, because it is much faster than writing letters with pens! By the way, there is another story about Chinese characters in China: a foreign friend studied physics in his own country, but came to China to learn Chinese. His relatives and friends don't understand: what is the relationship between physics and Chinese? He said: "The most fundamental reason is that Chinese is attractive! My mother tongue is composed of letters, which is easier to read than Chinese, but you can't see anything from the letters themselves. Chinese characters are pictures, and every word is beautiful. Together, it has a profound meaning ... when I saw the words' colorful English', it seemed that a beautiful picture appeared in front of me: a person rowing in the lake, surrounded by silence. Peach blossoms bloom on the shore, a gust of wind blows, and peach blossoms fall and float on the water. " Chinese characters are so interesting that everyone should write more.
I hope everyone can learn Mandarin and write standardized words.
5. Write a composition on the topic of "standardizing words"
I once saw such a story in a publication:
A businessman wrote three words on a signboard and hung it in front of the shop. Soon he was taken away by the police. It turned out that he wrote "selling socks" as "selling girls". Although he has defended himself many times, according to legal procedures, the public security bureau still has to investigate him.
After reading this story, I think this businessman is really sad. China is an ancient civilization, and our Chinese characters have a long history. As a descendant of the Chinese people, it is shameful to make such a joke and not be able to use and write Chinese characters correctly!
Such examples are not uncommon in life. I wonder if you have noticed that there are always several typos in advertisements posted on the street and billboards in front of some small shops: mango is always written as "cheese" and watermelon as "paw" on the brand of fruit shop variety introduction, fast food restaurant.
I think the appearance of typos has affected the reputation of the city and also reflected the low cultural level of the city. Imagine: If foreigners knew the above example, I wonder how they would laugh at us. How do China people abroad raise their heads in front of foreigners?
"Everything should start from a young age, starting from me." This is what the teacher taught us when we were in kindergarten. Then, to write every Chinese character correctly, to prevent typos from spreading in the streets again, and to improve our living environment, we should also start from me, starting from every Chinese character we write.
People of China, let's take action, write every Chinese character well, and take to the streets to eliminate those typos!
6. The composition of the rules and regulations refers to the model essay: the rules and regulations are everywhere, and Mencius said: "Without rules and regulations, you can't make a square.
A broken kite will not only be free, but will plunge into the soil, so the rules must be observed, otherwise there will be no gain. There are rules of family life in family life, such as work and rest system, health requirements, polite habits and so on. There are rules in social life, such as traffic rules and public order; Rules, though unremarkable, are everywhere and always affect our lives.
In a job, he needs to read a map of the world and some books. The staff called the cultural center and said that a leader wanted to read the world map and some other books. The comrade who answered the phone replied, "We have a rule that books are not lent out. Come by yourself if you want to see it. "
He borrowed books from the library in the rain. This comrade is very regretful when he sees Premier Zhou in front of him. He said kindly, "No matter who you are, you must abide by the system."
In life, there are many rules that we win and abide by. People are mature because they consciously or unconsciously put themselves into the "rules". No matter who it is, rules are rules and cannot be shaken. The great Premier Zhou told us the importance of rules with his own actions. A haircut, many people are waiting for a haircut, time is precious, but he does not accept the request of other comrades to let him have a haircut first. He smiled and said to everyone, "Thank you for your kindness.
But it is wrong to do so. Everyone should abide by public order and have a good haircut. "Say that finish, he was behind the last comrade, waiting patiently for a haircut.
It is with people like Lenin who abide by the rules that we have a harmonious picture and a harmonious people that we have a harmonious and beautiful society today. A father took his young children fishing.
The sign by the river says, "Fishing time is from 9 am to 4 pm." Father and son fished for a long time in the morning and finally caught a big fish.
Father and son are very happy. Suddenly, he glanced at his watch and said seriously to the child, "It's already 4 o'clock 12. According to the regulations, we can only fish at 4 o'clock, so we must put this fish back into the river.
Although the child was reluctant, the father finally put the fish back. The rules themselves have no aesthetic feeling, but only when people consciously abide by the rules can there be a harmonious and orderly beautiful landscape and show the benefits and aesthetic feeling of the rules.
Fathers educate their children with actions: everyone should obey the rules! Fear of rules is an attitude; Fear of rules is a way to make our life harmonious and orderly; Let our world be peaceful and beautiful; Fear of rules is fear of yourself! Duan Meng.
7. I once saw a story in a publication. A businessman wrote three words on a signboard and hung it at the door of the shop. Soon he was taken away by the police. It turned out that he wrote "selling socks" as "selling girls".
Although he has defended himself many times, according to legal procedures, the public security bureau still has to investigate him. After reading this story, I think this businessman is really sad.
China is an ancient civilization, and our square Chinese characters have a long history. As a descendant of the Chinese people, it is disgraceful to make such a joke and not be able to use and write Chinese characters correctly! Such examples are not uncommon in life.
I don't know if you have noticed that there are always several typos in advertisements posted on the street and billboards in front of some small shops: mango is always written as "cheese" on the brand of fruit shop variety introduction, and melon is written as "paw". On the brand of fast food restaurant, I asked the owner for "rice". Some stationery stores wrote a horizontal line and missed it ~ ~ ~ I think the appearance of typos has affected the reputation of the city and reflected its poor cultural level. Imagine: if the above examples were known to foreigners, I wonder how they would laugh at us.
How do China people abroad raise their heads in front of foreigners? "Everything should start from a young age, starting from me." This is what the teacher taught us when we were in kindergarten. Then, writing every Chinese character correctly, preventing typos from spreading in the streets and improving our living environment should also start from me and every Chinese character we write.
People of China, let's take action, write every Chinese character well, and take to the streets to eliminate those typos.
8. The composition also said that standardized writing "standardized writing and correct punctuation" is a literary problem and the visualization of the content of the article. In the composition of the examination room, the quality of the text will leave a very important first impression on the marking teacher, so we must pay full attention to it.
(a) to meet the basic writing requirements. Some candidates feel that their handwriting is not beautiful anyway, so they give up their writing requirements. In fact, with a little attention, you can improve your writing. Do not seek the beauty of calligraphy, but seek the correct words; Not for strength, but for clarity. Avoid writing lianbi characters, writing slender and unstable characters, avoiding big and small, and avoiding squeezing and twisting; The glyphs are generally uniform, and words with few strokes should not be crowded together.
(2) No modifiers are needed. Using correction fluid, although a word is changed, it leaves a stain on the face, and the added words are often bold and illegible, which makes the face dirty and affects the cleanliness of the face.
(3) Don't write with a light pen. The paper is pale white and the contrast is not strong. Even a good word can't show a good face effect. Especially the words written by shallow ballpoint pen are soft and illegible. Candidates are advised to write in pure blue ink (carbon ink is not suitable because it is easy to stain the text).
(D) the correct use of decorative symbols. The article should be revised as little as possible and must be revised. To use the revision symbol of the specification, pay attention to the location of the revision. Even the modified text added to the top, bottom, left and right boxes should be neat and give people a clear sense of eyebrows. When revising, the lines drawn can be straight, not oblique, not less, not more, and it is forbidden to cross into cobwebs, and it is forbidden to draw at will.
(five) skilled use of punctuation. Specific attention should be paid to: First, be familiar with the usage of various punctuation marks and pay attention to the position of punctuation marks. For example, no period, comma, question mark, pause or semicolon can appear at the beginning of a line, but these punctuation marks can be placed at the end of the previous line; Ellipsis and dash occupy two spaces, so don't simplify it to occupy one space, and you can't break it, and so on. Second, you can't punctuate at will, such as comma to the end, or the period is just a black dot. Third, pay attention to the level of pause, such as pause from short to long, and use pause, comma, semicolon and period in turn.
9. Composition on Rules Several students watched the World Cup football match and talked about the rules with great interest.
Classmate A said, "Rules are too important. If the athletes don't follow the rules and the referee doesn't enforce the law fairly, the game will not be wonderful. " Judging from this sentence, the original intention is "to abide by the rules" and "not to break away from the restrictions of the rules"
* * * Cheng wrote a short story in his composition, telling us that there must be rules to limit the competition, otherwise there will be no justice and no worth watching. Tu Weining took villagers chopping down trees to cause floods and eating civets to cause SARS as examples, which showed that people who did not obey the laws of nature would be punished by nature.
Classmate B said, "No rules, no school rules, no traffic rules?" Classmate B thinks of school rules and traffic rules from the competition rules. What other rules can be used as the writing direction in life? In this composition, several students have novel ideas. The Law of Love by Han Yuchun takes Meng Jiangnv's Crying Beyond the Great Wall and Liang Zhu's Love as examples to illustrate that the law of love is loyalty and persistence.
Du Qian told a story about a middle school student who committed suicide because he was addicted to online games, and came to the view that "the rules of the game are not equal to the rules of life". Students such as Wang and Wang have different views.
The classmate also said, "But sometimes the unruly one takes advantage." Classmate B said, "That's another matter."
The words of classmate C can't be used as the direction of conception, because the original intention of the material is to abide by the rules, and the negative sentences of classmate Yi are also helping to judge the topic. Classmate Ding said: "However, the rules are not dead. If the rules are not suitable, they must be changed. Haven't the rules of the game been revised now? " From what Ding said, we can consider the change, update and development of the rules. Chen Huifang wrote in Three Conversations between the Wolf and the Sheep that social rules are constantly changing with the times.
Zhang Ran's Lost Rules talked about several changes in people's attitudes towards rules.
10. Writing an essay about rules "Rules" is an important part of life. People often say that "there is no Fiona Fang without rules", which means that everyone should obey the rules. If you break the rules, you will have a lifelong regret.
We primary school students have to abide by the rules, traffic rules, school rules, and many more ... There is one thing about the rules that I remember the most and will never forget, and it also taught me a profound lesson.
It happened in the morning of last winter, at the crossroads in front of my house, there was a traffic accident. Three children go to school with school bags on their backs. They talked and laughed all the way and felt very happy. They never dreamed that bad luck would befall them. A big truck came face to face. Because it was morning, the driver was very tired after a night's running. He didn't notice the children in front of him, and he didn't notice that he was speeding badly. A head hit the child walking in front, and the driver woke up when he heard a scream, but it was too late. Tragedy has happened. Two of the three children died on the spot, and the other died after being rescued. Young life died like this. What a tragic thing. Their departure makes parents and classmates feel extremely sad, but after all, there is no regret medicine in this world, and everything can't be redeemed. Pity these three children who have just begun their lives and died under the ruthless wheel. This is all because drivers don't obey traffic rules.
This painful lesson makes us reflect, think about it, a young life that can't be * * * and its potential have been destroyed like this, what a pity! If a person doesn't even cherish his own life, what ideals can he talk about and what can he talk about serving the motherland?
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