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Let me live in your heart, this is the best Christmas present you have given me.

First, in order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me Christmas cards at Christmas. Please write your information directly on the largest possible bill.

Second, it will be lucky to put a pair of women's socks on the bedside on Christmas Eve. Putting a pair of children's socks will make you happy and worry-free; Put a pair of socks for the elderly to live a long and healthy life; Putting on socks will stink; Hehe, wash your feet quickly and don't smoke Santa away!

According to the information of the Intelligence Bureau, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone at 12. Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Merry Christmas to you.

Fourth, because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can get together under the tree and make a wish, so that we can love each other for life.

I will give you a Christmas Eve coat, with peace in front and happiness in the back. Luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pockets are full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day!

6. Not only will I think of you on such a day, but I can also openly harass you and tell you to be happy at Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading this message a Merry Christmas!

Eight, in this cold winter ~ offer my deepest blessing ~ hope to warm your heart and spend this colorful Christmas happily!

Nine, a person spends Christmas, a person spends New Year's Eve, a person spends New Year's Day, and a person misses another person on his mobile phone.

Ten, it's Christmas Day again, and you can find a justified reason to be happy when you are busy! Of course, don't forget to send a blessing message to friends and relatives!

Eleven, Christmas is coming, my message comes to greet; Christmas is coming, and Santa Claus is driving; Good Christmas, Christmas gifts can not be less; Christmas is wonderful and the Christmas atmosphere is more lively. The Christmas message has arrived. Merry Christmas to you.

Twelve, ice and snow, white, warm care and warm heart; When the wind blows cold, don't forget the true feelings of your friends; When the phone rings, the greeting is warm and sincere. I wish you a merry and safe Christmas, and friends care about you!

Thirteen, in this fashionable day, I have thousands of blessings, but I can't say them. I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas!

Fourteen, Christmas is coming, send gifts to Kaka. A gift pick-up card, casually mention Christmas gifts; A happy mood card can extract happiness at any time; A Christmas card in which friends greet each other. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love?

There are many people who care about you and bless you. Don't forget that I am one of them. Although blessing is only a form, it can bring warmth and comfort to the soul. Christmas is coming, and I am anxious to send a hasty blessing: Happy Christmas Eve!

Seventeen, happy smiling faces are blooming and happy songs are singing; Auspicious snowflakes are flying and melodious bells are floating; Christmas presents are being delivered and holiday wishes are being delivered. Merry Christmas to you!

Eighteen, let me live in your heart, is the best Christmas gift you gave me.

Nineteen, the dazzling lights on the Christmas tree, that is my prayer for your safe life; The melodious bell on Christmas Eve is my blessing for your happy life.

Twenty, it is said that on Christmas Eve, the stars make two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

Although the Christmas greeting is tight, it is most effective to give it to you first. Christmas information is very busy. Good luck comes with the news, Christmas wishes turn around, happiness index turns higher, just have a merry Christmas!

On this beautiful Christmas Eve, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!"

I want to be a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star above is my heart, my love is hanging below, and my infatuation is wrapped in ribbons. Merry Christmas

I made a quiet wish under the Christmas tree. I hope my thoughts on this quiet night can fly to your side with my floating mood, leaving a beautiful Christmas Eve for you and me!

25. I like the vitality of spring, the shade of summer, the fruits of autumn and the snow in winter. I prefer to give my blessing to the person I like at this time of year: Merry Christmas!

26. Before Christmas, I asked New Year's Day, why don't you let me stay a little longer? New Year's Day smiled and said, because you don't have a holiday ~

Twenty-seven, collect every kind of beauty in the world and give it all to you; Collect every fragrance in the world and dedicate it to you; All the blessings in the world are given to you. Merry Christmas to you!

28. Deep blessings, friendship, and strings of thoughts are willing to turn into gifts and stay in your heart. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Twenty-nine, a person is most afraid of festivals or something. In the world, there must be me besides the turkey.

Thirty, how many women were tricked into eating apples on Christmas Eve, but ended up eating bananas!

On Christmas Eve, I send you a cornucopia with flowers, fruits, auspiciousness, gold, jade, wealth, sweetness and happiness. May you be safe and happy in your arms!

Thirty-two, the old woman counted with her fingers. She didn't get any presents this Christmas.

Before Christmas, woman: Will you send me an apple for Christmas? M: Yes, of course. W: OK, I want the white one, Apple 6.

34. On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words; No sentimental words; No exquisite gifts; Only friends have deep blessings. Merry Christmas!

Thirty-five, you are rice, you are clothes, and you are my sweetness; You are sea water, I am a fish, you can swim around; You are a kite, I am a thread, and my thoughts about you will not change. Christmas is safe with you, and happiness is always sweet.

Thirty-six, it is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and cuts through the sky, with my blessing on your pillow. Merry Christmas to you!

Wechat Christmas Eve confession love story book; You are what I want most for Christmas.

1. In the cold winter, it is your smile that keeps me warm. In the tired work, it is your gentle care that makes me full of vitality. Today, under this Christmas tree, I want to tell you loudly that you are the spring breeze, the warm sun and the moonlight I shed on this cold night. You are what I want most for Christmas. Can you give it to me?

On one occasion, Liu Yiyang told Tong that when you are old and can't walk, I will carry you on my back. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I'm not Liu Yiyang. I can't guarantee that I will do so well, but can you give me a chance to pick you up from work every day, accompany you to dinner and go shopping, and then send you home?

I approached you on purpose and liked you. I am very cautious. Your eyes, your eyebrows, your long hair, usually you always joke that you are ordinary and not beautiful. Now, let me summon up the courage to tell you that you are beautiful. Beauty is enough now. No matter how beautiful you are, I'm afraid you won't even have a chance to say that. I like you. Can you share your beauty with me?

How lucky I am to meet you at the most beautiful age. Liking you is the best decision I have ever made. What about you? Let's turn love into love together, shall we?

5. Buddha said that you passed by 300 times in your previous life, only to get a review of your present life. Beautiful lady, may I invite you to the movies? The name of the movie is "Carry Love to the End".

I don't want to give you a vigorous romance, because the result is tragic. I want to go with you flatly and lightly, far away. Can you reach out your right hand and let me hold your hand and witness our love together?

Sweet confession tone phrase: You live in my heart and let me know the taste of missing.

1, you said how disappointed you have to be to give up someone you care about before you are willing to leave.

2. Time is running, and sadness is still there; Love is reduced, but I miss you more.

3. Time will precipitate the truest feelings. Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship.

4, a person may live well.

Children who turn on music every time they surf the Internet are lonely.

6. You walk as free and easy as Kongming Lantern, so far, so far.

7, tired, tired, will not love you.

8. Close your eyes. Who do you care most about when you open your eyes?

9. The word "virtuous", as the name implies, has no meaning at home.

10, you live in my heart and let me know the taste of missing.

1 1, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

12, some destinies are doomed to be lost, and some destinies are doomed to have no good results.

13. Finally, you have had enough of me and forgot your promise.

14, I forgot the year, month and day when I carved a face on which wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.

15, there are so many busy reasons and inappropriateness in this world. To put it bluntly, the other person just doesn't like you.

Whoever gives me a Christmas present, I will give her (him) my deskmate!

1, one-man show, at night without orangutans, I attract you with monkeys.

It is better to kill and set fire to a woman than to offend her. Killing and setting fire is just a bullet. If you offend a woman, you might as well die.

Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Don't forget to say you love me, even if you lie to me!

4, look down, the damage will be less. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken.

5, feelings are reluctant, and a heart would rather be missing.

I have the heart to admit that I love you very much.

7. Whoever gives me a Christmas present, I will give her (him) my deskmate!

8. Actually, I am not happy, but I can live with a smile.

9. You can't see my loving eyes, but you doubt my loving heart.

10, the first thing to do when you wake up is to touch your mobile phone. There is a person who can't put it down before going to bed.

1 1. If we can fall in love again, I am willing to exchange everything for me, even for one day.

12, you go, I won't see you off, you come, rain or shine, I'll pick you up.

13, I am a passer-by in your life, and you are the eternal freeze in my life.

14, don't tell me you care about me, I'm sorry, I'm tired of listening.

15, I am your man, and I want to protect you all my life.

16, watch! It's not the end of the world.

17, it is shameful for people to stay where they are and not move forward. Especially when you know you're parked in the wrong place.

18, the teacher said: the senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

19, a fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

20, love/just a scene, two people are just props.