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The joke of monkey and tiger.

There is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called the king: perhaps it is the creation of nature or the arrangement of God. Tigers are born with the word "king" on their heads and are at the top of the biological chain. Monkeys in the mountains are jealous of tigers and want to take their place. So he incited rabbits, pheasants, foxes, wild boars and other animals to say: Tigers often catch our companions to eat, and we should take them off the throne of the king and drive them away. I have a good idea. We monkeys stand guard, keep watch and stare at the tiger's den. As soon as he comes out looking for something to eat, we will send you a message from the tree, and everyone will hide quickly so that they can't find it. Wherever it goes, we stare at his head and tell everyone. The tiger can't find food, so it has to fly away, which will starve it. This mountain is ours. Everyone follows the plan. Monkeys are responsible for stalking, tracking and reporting, from one tree to another; Animals hide in Tibet, from one ravine to another. In a few days, the tiger walked back and forth on the mountain several times, and did not find a prey to satisfy his hunger. A few days later, the tiger was tired and hungry, but he still found nothing. I was puzzled, so I had to go to other mountains to find food. At this time, all kinds of wild animals cheered for the victory and jointly elected the monkey as the new mountain king.