Excuse me! Where is the Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten? Be specific.

Said by: "Wulitou makes sense" is a novel and funny musical cross talk by the Wall Band, recorded on the album "Flowers and Paradise".

Hua Er, who has always been interested in talk shows and is particularly fascinated by the art of cross talk, imitated, laughed at herself and exaggerated the use of various dialects based on the characters and characteristics of the four people, and created the musical cross talk "Wulitou and Hu Rationality". The arrangement and bedding of music make the whole song sound in one go.

Lyrics:

The young master was born in poverty. In addition to six nannies, there are more than a dozen security guards at home.

However, as an honest man, I am particularly upright, punching Nanshan nursing home and stepping on Beitou kindergarten. It's cold to see people over 90 and under 9.

I believe I can fart, smell and cover in bed, but I am a leap in the earth because I am rain.

As the saying goes, clothes make the clouds look beautiful, pigs look fat, people look red, and underwear is the only difference between me and Superman. So I took part in a TV program called Lucky 250 to prove my outstanding brain power. The host was handsome and steady:

Everyone has to wait until I say "start" and my shit comes out ... understand?

No ~ ~ scared me dizzy, my legs trembled, my waist was bent, my tongue was dry, my neck was sore, I couldn't stand up, I was about to collapse, my mouth was foaming, and my eyes were turned upside down. (whistling)

However, through this disaster, I got to know her, and her face is as beautiful as tofu.

Like a cucumber in front and Guo Da in the back, you have a better figure. The side is like a washboard reincarnation, and the front is like billiards. It's a good match Hey, look at our faces. It's really right ~ ~ ~

Although I am very enthusiastic about her, her father despises me and calls me childish and cowardly. I said it's all my fault, plus the disaster caused by the moon, but isn't it just right for your daughter to return the pearls to her mother?

As soon as the voice fell, his father came up and opened his mouth 1600 times.

Hum! I won't leave you here, I have my own place to leave you, and I won't leave you anywhere. I'll ask the canteen.

The boss is rich. When he opened the door at 18, Cadillac was like a wire connecting nine Alto cars. No one dares to mess around, the nose is wiped and the apple is pulled out.

Small mouth telling the truth seems to be broken.

He said that it has been recorded in the Analects of Confucius since ancient times that rivers and lakes are sinister, so you can't do it for yourself, and you can't have both. Lack of houses and cars is not immoral. Worship me as a big brother. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, I will poop-poop three times. ) Just puncture his tire, you know?

Just then, I found a fierce man staring at me, reaching into my bag as if to dig out a guy. How could Xiao Bo put this in his eyes? He walked over majestically and said, "Let me know if there's anything."

Do you know who dismembered the moat? (ah? Do you know who was beaten with mental retardation last month? (ah? Then you stood here two days ago and stabbed a man to death. You should know who did it, right? (ah? I don't know. What are you doing? ) You really don't know? (I really don't know ~ ~)

Huh? Then why don't you come to the French newspaper?

Extended data

Song appreciation:

Flowers in the sky is a perfect and thorough music style and concept of "Hua 'er", which not only inherits their straightforward and catchy melody, but also upgrades the concept of "entertainment for the people".

In order to make people who hear their music and see their performances feel happy at any time and live with an optimistic and positive attitude, "Flower" gives the whole album a clear and almost extreme funny function from music to modeling to MV plot.

The relentless free and easy and unexpected jokes everywhere spare no effort to infect the happy energy to modern people who are under too much pressure and burden.

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