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Boys and girls play bridal chamber games.

The bridal chamber game refers to all kinds of strange tricks made by relatives and friends on their wedding night, which makes the couple in the "sleepy city" laugh and cry. There is a saying that "no matter how big or small it is for three days", you can't be angry when you are teased, "the more noisy it is."

1, throw the pot

The groom hangs a chopstick behind his trousers and a beer bottle on the ground, which needs the bride's command. The groom squatted down and put chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you want to ask? I answered it.

2. Kissing

Ask the bride and groom to kiss for three or five minutes.

3. Shashi bed

Saxi Bed is a kind of song and dance game performed by the groom and sister-in-law when the bridal chamber is in trouble. Sister-in-law is holding a plate covered with red paper, on which are chestnuts, dates, peanuts, longan and other things. The bride sat on the bed, and her sister-in-law grabbed the dried fruit and sprinkled it on the bed, singing as she sprinkled it. Everyone who made trouble in the bridal chamber listened to the song of the eldest sister-in-law, and the voices echoed. The laughter in the bridal chamber lasted all night, and the laughter and slapstick were getting louder and louder.

"Saxi Bed" game is a group folk game. All the actors have sex, the sister-in-law is the protagonist, and the others are supporting roles. Because the protagonist has a great responsibility to undertake the task of invigorating the atmosphere of the bridal chamber. Therefore, the protagonist has to be carefully selected by the married family. It's as important as choosing a wedding emcee. Before marriage, the groom's whole family chooses one by one from the sisters-in-law of the same clan and neighbors. Some places choose one, and some places choose two. The protagonist of this Sassi bed selection must first be a "lucky man" with two children; You must also be able to sing and make up words; Furthermore, you should be articulate, flexible, good at reading words and observing emotions, and improvise. In addition, because it takes a long time to make the bed, the lyrics are also long, and sometimes it is necessary to improvise according to the specific situation, so the person who makes the bed has a strong memory and can correctly describe what he sees and scenes with lyrics. Limited by these conditions, the screened sister-in-law is naturally better. As a sister-in-law, I am very proud of being valued by married people. They will try their best to help the groom's family adjust the atmosphere of the new house.

Step 4 eat bananas

Tie bananas with elastic ropes and hang them at the highest place where the groom can jump. The groom pulls them down with his mouth. The bride and groom peel off the skin with their mouths and eat together. In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of two people.

Step 5 eat apples

Tie an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouth, asking them to cooperate to eat the apple. If you don't do it well, the groom's mouth will open to the limit and the apple won't bite. It's really irritating. The correct way is that the bride should fix the apple with her teeth as much as possible at first, and then eat it after the groom reduces the apple.

Step 6 say nicknames

The bride and groom come up with ten nicknames to address each other, such as heart, baby, dog and meat. The more disgusting, the better. If the guests are not satisfied, they can ask to speak again.

Step 7 share it together

Use two different colors of juice candy, put them into the new population respectively, and then let the new population exchange the candy in their mouths! For example, the sugar in the groom's mouth is yellow and the sugar in the bride's mouth is green, so the result of the exchange is that the sugar in the groom's mouth is green and the sugar in the bride's mouth is yellow (remember not to use some instant sugar).

8. Pinball clamping

Prepare a plate of glass marbles, let the bride and groom each take a chopstick, and the two of them will clip out the marbles together. May wish to invite several couples and newcomers present to compete, and the laggards to perform the program. In the right way, two chopsticks can also form a plane, just as simple as scooping jiaozi with a spoon.

9. Shock wave

Stick inflatable balloons on the key parts of the bride and groom, and then tie their hands and feet. The two sides can only crush each other and collide with each other to break the balloon until both balloons are broken. If you deal with marbles, you naturally win.

10, take chopsticks

Putting a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, revealing only a short section, and letting the bride and groom take them out with their lips is actually to let the two perform a kiss. In the right way, kissing in public always makes people feel uncomfortable. It is also natural for women to take chopsticks first. Male compatriots just pretend to get together and keep their mouths shut.

1 1, ghost horse mobile phone

The sisters asked the bride to put the mobile phone on the right trouser leg of the groom and get it back from the left trouser leg through the two trouser legs. When the bride moves her mobile phone to the groom's brother's crotch, the sisters have to dial to make it ring. At this time, everyone forced the bride to answer the phone, deliberately delaying the time when arguing, making it embarrassing for the bride to stop during the phone conversation.

12, carp yue longmen

Ask the bride to stand at the dragon gate with her feet apart and put a toothpick in an orange as a football. The groom is responsible for kicking the dragon gate, and if he misses, he will be punished for drinking.

13, see needle.

Tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a slit in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist. At the beginning of the game, the groom must insert the banana into the gap of the sponge. Does the bride have to ask "miss" every time she inserts it? The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation!

14, find the treasure with sweet lips.

The groom lay flat on four chairs, and the brothers looked around. Put 8- 10 small objects on the groom, which can be small candy, beef jerky and the like. The bride turned around blindfolded, then collected all the small objects on the groom with "sweet lips" without hands, and then took off the blindfold and fed them to the groom one by one. Tip: The groom can tell the bride to go left or right.

The rooster lay eggs.

Appreciate the bride's delicate and shy expression. Let the bride take a raw egg and a raw duck egg from the two trouser legs of the groom to the waistband, and then take them out from the trouser legs. Hehe, the climax of the whole game is when the "key" part exchanges eggs, just waiting to be appreciated.

16, Newcomer Theater

The brother and sister dictated the script, and the bride and groom improvised. If they don't perform well, they will "ng" until they are satisfied.

17, followed by husband and prostitute

Brother and sister sing, and the couple sing and act along with the lyrics. If they are not satisfied, they will be punished to sing again from the beginning. Until you are satisfied.

18, soul mate

Put a balloon on the couple's chest or sensitive parts, walk a certain distance within a limited time, and don't let the balloon fall. Finally, try to crush the balloon together (not by hand) to show success.

19, undress the groom

Prepare the groom's favorite food, and then take turns asking the bride questions. If the answer is wrong, the groom will take off a dress and so on until he is naked.

20. lump sum deposit and withdrawal.

Prepare 12 hard fruit candy with moderate size, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" with a candy in his mouth in the way of 1-65438+ February until he contains 12 candy. Then the bride and groom "transfer" the groom's 12 candy to their mouths mouth to mouth, and say "husband, I love you" with the candy three times. Spit the sugar into a plate again, and let's check if there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If you miss a candy, you will be fined again until you are satisfied.

2 1, crows drink water

The bride sat in a chair with her head tilted back, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a mouthful of tea in her mouth. There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed as a crow, his arms straight, his waist bent at 90 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "Quack?" Walking around the bride for a week, I looked at the bride's mouth and found water. With a candy in my mouth, I jumped happily on the table, jumped back to the bride, stuffed the candy into her mouth with my mouth, and then bent down to take a sip of water and went back and forth three times.

22. Like a duck to water

The bride put the ice in her mouth and kissed the groom until the ice completely melted.

23. Passionate ice cubes

First, the groom is asked to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends poured the prepared crushed ice into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together and lets the new groom jump up and down in the cool to avoid excessive enthusiasm when consummating the house.

24. Make a fortune.

The bride put a coin in the groom's sleeve and passed it from one side of the sleeve to the other. Coins must not fall, but must pass through the groom's chest.

25. Sweet honey

The groom stands on the stool and throws small fruits into the bride's mouth one by one (people should stand up straight, don't bend over and tilt their necks), and a glass of wine will be fined if it falls out.

26, beating gongs and drums

The groom tied a big spoon around his waist with a rope, and the bride tied a pan around his waist. The groom stood upright and tapped the pot with a spoon 10 times. Both of them shouted the slogan of Iron King Man Jinxi: Do great things, seize the time, dig wells frequently and get more oil; Loud enough until everyone is satisfied.

27. Pre-marital education

A banana and a condom were prepared, and the correct use of condoms was demonstrated on the spot.

28. Close cooperation

Let the bride and groom pose with Arabic numerals 0 to 9. It is even more powerful to put 26 English letters.

29, shy banana

The groom hung a banana under the belt buckle for the bride to eat, and asked her if it was delicious while eating.

30, pattern kissing

The bride lies on her back, and the groom puts his hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing push-ups face to face and kissing each other.

3 1, raiders of the treasure hunt

Push the bride and groom onto the bed and let them throw out 18.

32, like a few treasures

On the wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. Guests can try their best to make the newlyweds play a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't do it anymore.

33.Run Qian Kun

Put different parts of the chicken, such as head, tail, wings, spleen, chest and neck, in a plate, and then put the plate in a rotating basin. When the groom turns it, he will kiss that part of the bride's body.

34. Love each other

Ask couples to make out in public, and you can ask for specified actions, such as long kiss and deep kiss.

35. the apple of love

In order to show continuous love, the bride is required to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but peeling the apple is not allowed. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.

36. I hope you look good

Let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride will present a treasure. As long as she shows a little, it means that she is right. Guess wrong. I want the groom to run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear.

37. Ambush on all sides

Try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or wardrobe that is not easy to check, then turn the alarm whistle recorded in advance to the maximum sound and let it out at the right time, so as to surprise the couple, leave in a hurry and make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple "an early birth".

38. Wedge cheongsam

Female VIPs put chocolate in the bride's cheongsam "of course the bride is sitting", and then let the groom take all the chocolate away, not one person, or let the groom take it back one by one with his mouth.

39.love balloons

Put some balloons under the sheets and invite the bride and groom to lie down together to show their loyalty and go to the victim.

40. Crispy chocolate

Female friends squeeze heart-shaped sweet liquid from the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity.

4 1, reappeared yesterday

Let the couple repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, cuddling and holding hands until the guests are satisfied.

42. Lock the new house

Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it.

43, the wrong love crystallization

Deliberately putting the borrowed baby on the bed caused a short misunderstanding.

44, seven steps into a poem

From head to toe, body organs as the topic, two people take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part!

45, warning the runaway wife

Hide the bride somewhere, then the groom will look for it, and until he finds it, he will not be allowed to be sent to the bridal chamber.

46. Old feelings are endless

The couple should tell each other the number, appearance and history of their past boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep together.

47.date of birth

Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar. If the answer is wrong, make a horse for the bride to ride.

48. speechless

Buy a copy of "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press, and test new people with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute.

49, than to do?

Play a game entitled "gesticulating" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the topic, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? Are you wearing red underwear today? Do you need condoms? Wait a minute.

50, love mole

It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to solve the mystery for everyone?

5 1, untie the concentric knot

You can't solve it with your hands, use your mouth! The concentric knot can be made by the guests themselves, but it can't be twisted too much, otherwise the new couple's chin may match the mortar on the moon. It is recommended to discard the rope after completion, unless it can tolerate the smell of mixed saliva.

52. Smooth sailing.

The washbasin is a river, the soap box is a boat, the matches are inserted on the soap, the big head is up, and the couple have a thin thread in their mouths with a cigarette tied in the middle. Light a match on the soap with a lit cigarette. This trick is a bit difficult, it needs exercise! Also pay attention to fire prevention!

53, pepper flying

Pepper was mixed in the fireworks in advance, and when the bride and groom entered the bridal chamber, the gunfire was fierce and the consequences were cleaned up.

54. New measurement

Let the groom put his hands around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if there is no difference can he pass the test. If anyone makes a mistake, the groom will be punished. He should hold the bride in front of him and walk three times in the bridal chamber.

55. Spring mud protects flowers

In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap them in big scarves in public and put on simple household clothes for the bride. If the bride dresses abnormally, the groom will be fined three cups.

56. Love fudge

To make the groom take candy (soft candy) to the bride with his mouth, he has to eat 30 pieces. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place!

57. Three-inch golden lotus

Let the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are, and it's wrong. Ask the groom to put on new high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber.

58. There is love in spring

In order to show that the groom is strong and can manage the family in the future, he is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is physically weak, another man can do it for him.

59. Love songs are sung.

Prepare some happy love songs, which will be sung by the guests first, and then relayed by the bride or groom. If you sing wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing, and the groom will be fined three glasses of wine, ya!

60. Hula dancing

Grass skirts can be adapted to local conditions, and the simplest one can be to tear toilet paper into strips instead. Of course, we can't watch the bride dance, so it's quite sensational to leave this program to the groom, especially the fat groom, whose meat shakes when twisted. this ......

6 1, the couple can read.

This kind of "literacy" is to let the groom hold a "word" (or a phrase) in his hand, and then ask the groom to do various actions (no talking, no gestures) to show the bride, so that the bride can "recognize" the word. When choosing words, choose those that are in line with the wedding atmosphere, such as "love", "love" and "husband and wife".

62. Poetry Competition

If several couples like literature, invite them to take part in the idioms solitaire competition. First, the groom recites an idiom, then the bride recites it, and so on. If the winner fails, the loser executes the program. The correct way is to read more books at ordinary times.

63. Bees collect honey

The bride puts candy on her face and the groom comes to get honey. The groom can put two pillows on both sides of his body as wings and must flap them. He can pin things like sugar cane on the belt behind his pouting ass as a wasp's tail needle. He must read the familiar children's song: bees buzzing and flying among the flowers ... taking all the candy from the bride with his mouth. If it is necessary to increase the difficulty, he can consider peeling off the candy paper with his teeth as appropriate.

64. drag bride

Of course, it is the groom's job to order him to wear the bride's charming and elegant wedding dress. The groom's figure is certainly not as convex as the bride's, so consider adding props to enhance the appreciation. You can make it up if necessary. Light makeup is recommended. If you don't eat much for dinner, you can make up for it!

65. Perfect

Give full play to the new couple's body language ability and literary expression ability, and make one to ten digital models by using their body structure, each number should say a beautiful idiom. It's not difficult. I'm afraid someone will play a prank and make them capitalize chinese numerals. ......

66, festive gongs and drums

The couple tied the lid on their bodies and knocked happily. Generally, people who have bridal chambers at home have props. The pot cover is tied to the couple at will, and they touch each other while dancing. As long as everyone can hear loud gongs and drums, you can consider playing music, which requires high rhythm. Now R &;; . B.

67, eat concentric fruit

Drop a fruit with a rope. It's not that difficult to use apples. If you have difficulty, you can use peanuts or melon seeds. Let the couple bite open with their mouths. If it makes sense, you can bite it into a heart! It is recommended to prepare more props.

68. Kiss sweetheart

The groom lies on his back in bed, and then sticks the sliced bananas on his face and neck, so that the blindfolded bride can use her mouth to find those banana slices.

69, ever-changing groom

Prepare a set of women's clothes and hair accessories, put them on within a limited time, and do some little tricks of the bride on weekdays, which will be graded by the guests. If they are not similar, do it again until everyone is satisfied.

70. Share blessings.

String raisins, apples, chicken tails, etc. Use toothpicks and let the couple bite with their mouths until they finish biting. You can't take food with your hands during this period.

7 1, sweet communication

Prepare six cream-colored candies with the same color and mix them together *** 12 for the bride and groom to put in their mouths, and then ask them not to help the bride and groom finally present the cream-colored candies with the same color in their mouths (for example, the groom has a red cream-colored candy in his mouth and the bride has a milky cream-colored candy in her mouth). Tip: This game focuses on the cooperation between the bride and groom. You can open your mouth for the other person to observe, and then cooperate with each other to "send" the candy that the other person needs.

72, hilarious push-ups

Let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on it, and then let the groom do 100 push-ups on it. When the groom can't support himself, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will explode, bringing joy to the wedding night.

73. Lipstick Tell the truth

Let the bride put lipstick in her mouth, write "I love you" on the groom's face, and then let the bride and groom face to face until the bride's face is also printed with "I love you", which is recognized by everyone.

74, is that disgusting enough?

Let the groom sweet talk to the bride until everyone feels sick enough.

75. Ann can tell the difference between men and women

Let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the ending song of the bridal chamber, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit to send all the guests out of the gate.

76. Everything has its ups and downs.

First, please ask the groom to tell all kinds of "bittersweet" things he and the bride experienced before marriage. If the sister group feels good, reward him for eating sweet food, or punish him for eating spicy or bitter food. The significance of this game is to share a couple's various love experiences, and the atmosphere will be very relaxed to play. The person in charge of the game may wish to prepare some super sweet or super spicy food, so that the game will be more fun.

77. Nongfu Spring is a little sweet.

Prepare a glass of mineral water. The groom stood on the stool and clamped the mineral water bottle with his legs (the position of the clamp should be supervised). Then the bride bit off the lid, took a sip into the microphone and said, "Nongfu Spring is a little sweet."

78. idioms solitaire kisses you

Newcomers will take turns to be asked four words about different parts of the body. The answer can be homophones or synonyms. If there is nothing to say, they should kiss the other part. If asked about "head", the newcomer can answer "head is right".

79. Lu Bao Bohe Sugar (in a cylinder)

Use chopsticks to clamp a few pieces of Lu Bao Bohe candy, then let the bride and groom clamp the Bohe candy with their tongues and push it out from the bottom of chopsticks to the top of chopsticks.

80. Grow old together

Find a big disk full of flour, bury a candy in the flour, and then let the bride and groom blow the flour to find the candy. The effect can be imagined. The bride and groom must cover everything and grow old together.