Classic programming quotations

1, I don't care if my code works on your machine! We won't provide you with machines.

2. Java is good because it is cross-platform, just as it is good because it can be applied to all genders.

3, don't see the first sentence that others reply and say: give a code! You should think about why. When you have your own ideas and refer to other people's tips, you will know the difference between yourself and others.

Knowing something doesn't mean that you can write a script. Scripts need experience.

5, compilation, C and C++ are good friends, eat together every day (next88). But the night before yesterday, C++ went to eat alone. Asked what happened to him, he said, "Compiler and C have no object. They went to the festival.

6. I always hope that my computer can work as well as a telephone; My hope will come true soon, because I don't know how to use my mobile phone now.

7. Most excellent programmers program not for money or fame, but purely for fun.

8. Most of you are familiar with the advantages of programmers. Of course, there are three kinds: laziness, impatience and arrogance.

9. Walking in water is the same as developing a software with requirements, that is, if water and requirements cannot be frozen, walking and software development will become easy.

10, teach what you have learned to others, whether through word of mouth or through words, you will find that you can also gain a lot from this process.

1 1. It is impossible to teach a group of students who are preconceived by BASIC what a good programming style is. For some potential programmers, their intellectual damage far exceeds rebuilding confidence.

12, if your friend hasn't contacted you recently, understand! There are only three possibilities: first, he is dead; Second, he turned to the process; Third, the demand has changed again!

13. As a programmer, every time I look at the payroll, I think: What are those numbers, aren't they 16?

14. Sometimes I'd rather pay you to stay in bed on Monday than debug the code you wrote on Monday for the rest of the week.

15. There are two ways to design software: one is simple to have no obvious defects, and the other is complex to have no obvious defects.

16, it is not difficult to learn scripts, JSP, ASP, PHP, etc. The difficult thing is to keep practicing for a long time and spare no effort to read widely.

17, PHP has been turned into a little devil by some unqualified amateurs; Perl, on the other hand, has been turned into a super demon by some skilled but unfair professionals.

18, the computer is an invention that can make more mistakes faster than before among all inventions in human history. Similarly, it also includes the defects of "pistol" and "tequila".

19. Walking in water is similar to developing a software with requirements, that is, if water and requirements are frozen, walking and software development will become easy.

20. Today's programming is a competition between software engineers who are trying to build bigger and more anti-* * programs and the real world that is bigger and better. So far, the real world has won.

The added value of 2 1. design is higher than its increased cost.

22. Only two things are endless: the universe and human stupidity. Of course, I'm not sure that the universe has no end.

Don't worry about the abnormal procedure. If it is always correct, you would have lost your job.

24. Managers often think that "Programmer A= Programmer B" is because they have the same working years. But in fact, their efficiency may be ten times or even a hundred times different.

The problem with programmers is that you never know what they are doing until it is too late.

26. If debugging a program is a standard process that can eradicate bugs, then programming is the process of putting bugs in.

27. premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Real programmers like to sell popcorn at the same time. They use the heat emitted by CPU to make popcorn, and they can hear what programs are running according to the speed of popcorn popping.

Debugging a program is twice as difficult as writing code. Therefore, as long as your code is written as clearly as possible, you don't need to be so skilled when debugging the code.

30. Modern programming is a competition between "programmers try to build a bigger and more stupid program" and "the world tries to create more and more stupid people". So far, the latter is the winner.

3 1. Measure the development progress of a program by the number of lines of code, just like measuring the manufacturing progress of an airplane by weight.

32.XML is like a * * *-if it can't solve your problem, it only means that you haven't used it well.

Keep all your source files-that's one of your best accumulations.

34. Measuring the development progress by code lines is tantamount to measuring the progress of aircraft manufacturing by weight.

35. Find some code written by others-they realize important functions, but they are not smart enough. Rewrite them and tell yourself never to make the same mistake.

The problem with programmers is that you can't know what they are doing until it's too late.

37. When programming, we must imagine that the person who will maintain our own code in the future will become a madman with violent tendencies, and he also knows where we live.

A qualified programmer wouldn't write a program like "Destroy the Earth". Instead, they will write a function called "Destroy the Earth" and pass in the Earth as a parameter.

39. When writing code, you should always think that the person who finally maintains your code may be a madman with violent tendencies, and he knows where you live.

40. Walking in water is the same as developing software according to a requirement. If it's all frozen, it'll be easy.

4 1. You can't develop good software without a good team, but most software development teams look like an unhealthy family.

Theoretically speaking, theory and practice are the same. But in fact, they are not.

43, a technology must be used to master, the best way is to use it in the project. If you use a technology in a real project, you will be very impressed. Even if you forget, you can pick it up quickly.