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In the willow bush, there is a little yellow bird, smaller than the willow leaves, flying in and out. The children especially like it and want to catch one for fun, but the bird is too fast and flies
In the willow bush, there is a little yellow bird, smaller than the willow leaves, flying in and out. The children especially like it and want to catch one for fun, but the bird is too fast and flies away again as soon as they see it. I have never seen any children caught, let alone fed. In late autumn, the birds flew to nowhere and settled down somewhere. As the sleeping willow grows taller, birds fly from nowhere, chirping and flying not far away. I don’t know what the name of the little bird is. The children are used to calling it the willow leaf bird. It lies there and looks like a willow leaf. Stallions Most of the large livestock raised by the villagers are mares, donkeys, and gelded mules. These animals are docile and easy to handle. Male stallions are bred by far fewer people. In the past, there were only one or two horses in a production team. Later, the household responsibility system was implemented, and the number became even less. In several villages, sometimes there was no one. If you want to breed, you have to walk dozens of miles to other villages to breed. The male stallion is unruly and has a big appetite. Apart from breeding, it is of little use. Things seem to be expensive if they are rare, but because they are few, they appear to be more expensive. When a mare or a donkey reaches her age, she must be given the seed to give birth to a foal. Mares and donkeys are big and clumsy, making it difficult for them to cooperate tacitly. The stallion is in a hurry, can't exert its energy, jumps and barks randomly, and needs the help of the owner's hands to control it. One mating does not necessarily mean you will be pregnant. Sometimes you have to go several times. Naturally, the owner of the mare and donkey must pay for travel expenses and fodder. Once a match is made, on the full moon, a red envelope and a prize of beans must be given to the stallion. People who raise stallions make money by breeding them. Wan Bin, an old man in the village, raised a stallion. Although he could not earn a house or land, he still had plenty of firewood, rice, oil and salt. He drank dried tofu and two taels of wine every day, which made his life quite comfortable. Even the grandson is married and starting a business. The old man sits at many tables every year. The east family invites the grandpa in a round lock, and the west family pays homage to the grandpa when they get married. They go and never come back, and they give gifts that feel heartbreaking. After much deliberation, I realized that only the stallion had not celebrated his birthday, so I sent out an invitation and chose a day to celebrate the horse's birthday. I got a few back with the gift money, but it became a joke in the village. A few years later, people still said: Wan Bin gave a stallion a birthday, and he couldn't live it up. Western Jin Dynasty and Northern Jin Dynasty. The three blind grandmothers in dialect are warm--one-on-one and only a gray board
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