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The lines of Xiao Shenyang and Song Xiaobao's sketch "Pay the bill" are urgently needed

Prose "Pay the bill"

Song Xiaobao: My name is Qin Khan.

Shenyang: Your son must be called Qin flu.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, my God, how could anyone guess my son's name right? And my daughter-in-law is even funnier, called Man Tianying. Grandpa, I have raised more than 10,000 chickens, which directly supported the GDP of the village.

Shenyang: Grandpa, your family name conflicts with your career.