Laugh till your stomach hurts.

Short joke daquan laughs till his stomach hurts! As soon as this title comes out, I believe many people can't help but click on it. After all, everyone likes to listen to jokes, especially those humorous stories that make people laugh too much. Today, I will bring you some super funny jokes, which I believe will make you laugh until you forget all your troubles.

joke

1. One day, Xiao Ming went to the supermarket to buy a pen, but when he checked out, he found that his wallet was missing. So he put the pen back and left the supermarket. When he got home, he found his wallet fell into his pocket.

One day, Xiao Zhang went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor put him in bed and then gave him a general examination. After the examination, the doctor asked him, "Have you been dizzy recently?" Xiao Zhang replied: "No." The doctor asked again, "Then why are you still lying in bed?" Xiao Zhang paused and then replied, "Because you let me lie in bed."

One day, Xiao Li went to an interview and the interviewer asked him, "What are your strengths?" Xiao Li replied, "I'm smart." The interviewer asked again, "What about your shortcomings?" Xiao Li replied, "I was careless." The interviewer asked again, "Then why do you think you are smart?" Xiao Li replied, "Because I didn't tell my real shortcomings when I spoke just now."

One day, Xiao Wang went to buy a chicken. When he got home, he put the chicken on the table. After a while, he found that the chicken was gone, so he looked around. Finally, he found that the chicken had run into his backpack.

One day, Xiaoming went to a party. He saw a beautiful girl, so he went to chat with her. After chatting for a while, the girl asked him, "Which province are you from?" Xiao Ming replied, "I'm from Beijing." The girl asked again, "Then why do you speak with a Cantonese accent?" Xiao Ming paused for a moment, then replied, "Because I stayed in Guangdong for a long time."

final result

These are the little jokes I brought to you, which made my stomach ache. I believe that after reading it, everyone's stomach has already laughed and hurt! Although the joke is short, it can make us forget all our troubles in a short time and enjoy a happy time. I hope everyone can often listen to jokes and keep a happy mood.