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This dog is not a special dog.
Lv Dongbin caught in the crowd, stretched out his hand and the white dog barked. When everyone saw it, they were shocked: Ah! How did the champion become a white dog? Seeing the white dog swaggering there alone, everyone could not help laughing.
Thinking that he was still human, the white dog whipped the laughing crowd and swept his face: "Shit, I have a million in my family, so why can't I be the champion?"
Everyone laughed even harder: "Oh, I also bought fame. Shame, shame! "
An emissary flew to the emperor long ago: "Long live, big things are not good! The new champion is white dog! " The emperor was frightened: how did this happen? I can't take care of many things at present. My heart says to save my royal face first. So I began to write the imperial edict:
This dog is an extraordinary dog. It is a star in the sky. It is true that there are millions at home, and the Jade Emperor keeps the money. I came to the earth to play, and I let him ride a horse. Listen to the truth, don't be surprised by the true god! I admire that.
Send someone to read the imperial edict along the street, and people will be dubious, but no one dares to boo again. Standing in the crowd, Lv Dongbin couldn't help admiring his wit when he saw that the emperor had covered up a big joke.
When the Jade Emperor knew this, he couldn't help laughing internally, and secretly blamed Lv Dongbin for fooling around. However, this is the case, so we have to help the emperor in the lower world lie. How do you say this lie? The jade emperor flipped through his eyes and wrote:
The white dog champion is the dog star of the upper world, guarding my wealth. Ride Lv Dongbin to heaven.
Lv Dongbin said that the old son of the Jade Emperor was really injured. But he didn't dare to resist, so he had to take off his two shoes and turn them into his own appearance, so that the white dog could ride to heaven.
Since then, there has been another Tiangou star in the sky. The Jade Emperor knew that Lv Dongbin's failure that year was true, so he knew that it was two shoes carrying a dog.
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