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Liang Shiqiu's famous quotations
1. What you hear comes and what you see goes.
2. Being gentle and slow is a woman's best advantage.
3. Even if the clothes are neat and tidy, they are spotless everywhere. If they are not clean inside, they are full of thieves and prostitutes. I don't think that's good.
4. A snowflake contains countless crystals, and a crystal has many faces, each of which reflects light, so the snow is remarkably white.
5. People are most like a person when they are free. Hands and feet are quite idle, and the mind can be quite busy.
6. Crystal Shrimp Cake is a masterpiece of Yuhuatai, Xila Hutong, Beiping. Different from the general fried shrimp balls, white shrimp must be used. Usually, green shrimp is more delicious than white shrimp, but it is necessary to make crystal shrimp cakes, in order to make them pure white. Add three points of pork plate oil to seven points of shrimp meat, chop them together, don't break them into mud, add a little bit of thickening powder, onion juice and ginger juice, knead them into balls, slightly press them into thick round cakes, fry them in oil pan, use lard and warm oil, and fry them as white as jelly and as warm as nephrite, and the entrance is loose and crisp. Dip in salt and pepper.
7. Romantic love has one of the most remarkable features, that is, it is always in an unattainable position, always exists in a state of pursuit, and is always regarded as an extremely holy, noble and illusory thing. Once you get in touch with reality and freely combine with such a beloved and beautiful woman, your fantasy will be shattered immediately. The original love turned into hate, and the original freedom turned into bondage, so I began to pursue the love, freedom and beauty in my mind from the beginning. Go down again and again like this, so that you die.
8. A woman does not need to get up or take off her gloves when shaking hands.
9, people work hard and hard, why come? Sleeping at night, rubbing your hands and feet, if it is purely for food and clothing, like ants and bees, then how expensive is it to be a man?
1. "I'm addicted to flowers." I dare not say this. It is easy to love flowers, but it is easy to become addicted. Need to have a good venue, a spacious greenhouse, and equipment for various applications. More importantly, have a strong physique and plenty of leisure.
11. The first time I ate Xishi Tongue was at the Shunxing Loudian in Qingdao. There was a big bowl of clear soup with a sharp white thing floating on it. I didn't know what it was at first, and my master called it Xishi Tongue. It feels smooth and soft in the mouth, and it really deserves its reputation after trying it, but it is a bit abrupt. The soup is applied to the west, and the cover only takes its tongue-shaped water pipe part. If Yu Dafu's so-called "long round mussel meat", it is obvious that the whole software of Xi Shi tongue is all put into the kettle. At present, the Xi Shi tongue cooked by Taiwan Province Seafood Store is the whole piece of soft meat served on the table. Compared with the tongue, the difference between fine and coarse can't be calculated. Yu's reputation for the "color, flavor and shape" of Xi Shi's tongue, but the whole Xi Shi's tongue is really indecent, isn't it worthy of its name?
12. I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come, no matter how stormy it is.
13. He is a very passionate heterosexual-perhaps more than normal for an Englishman.
14. People in different times have different ideas, which is understandable.
15. When there is some emptiness, I think of mountains or something unpleasant; Shan, your name is Lonely. I miss you when I am lonely. -
16. In my childhood, I often felt attached to the fleeting time. As a result, I often consciously and deliberately missed some special sweet times. To this day, those sweet times are still vivid in my mind, vaguely as old.
17. If the theory of samsara is true, he will still be reincarnated in the next life, and few men will be women in the next life. He always feels that he was born a man in this life, but he has not enjoyed enough, so he should continue to work hard in the next life.
18. People can kill people with a kitchen knife when they are in a hurry, but killing people is not the mission of a kitchen knife after all.
19. No matter what you have done wrong, don't be lucky because you think others don't know. There are too many smart people in this world, and the reason why they didn't say anything before is because the time is not yet ripe.
2. People often say, "If you can't have peace for a day, treat; If you want to be restless for a year, build a house; If you can't live in peace all your life, marry a concubine. "
21. Lion Head is a famous dish in Yangzhou. Probably it is similar in shape and quite large, hence the name. The northern restaurant is called "Four Joy Meetballs" because there are four in a plate. The northern practice is not as far as the lion's head in Yangzhou.
22, Yuhuatai's soup bag is really containing a bowl of soup. Put seven or eight steamed buns in a steamer, and even serve them on the table, steaming hot. There is a steamer cloth under the steamed buns, and the steamed buns collapse flat on the steamer cloth. When eating, you should be nimble and quick-witted. Grab the folds of the steamed stuffed bun and lift it suddenly. The skin of the steamed stuffed bun suddenly falls, like a breast sucked by a baby. Put the steamed stuffed bun into your own dish while it is not broken, gently bite the skin of the steamed stuffed bun, and suck the soup in it before eating the empty skin of the steamed stuffed bun. Inexperienced people, looking at the steamed stuffed bun in the cage, are afraid of burning their hands and breaking the skin of the steamed stuffed bun, and hesitate. The result is probably that the skin is broken and the soup is flowing, and it is a mess. Sometimes the waiter grabs it for him.
23. Compared with the beauty sleeping in spring, Haitang is the ultimate in association. "Biography of Yang Guifei in the Book of Tang Dynasty": "The Ming emperor went to the Aquilaria Pavilion and called Yang Fei, who was newly raised by wine and ordered Lux to help him from the waiter. Emperor Ming said with a smile,' Is this really a begonia that has not slept enough?' "Probably Haitang lazy delicate and charming shape like a beauty in the early spring sleep. Whether Haitang looks like a beauty or a beauty looks like Haitang is an interesting question. There is a saying in Su Dongpo's poem "Begonia": "The forest is dark and foggy, and Guang Xiao is late, and the sun is warm and the spring is full of sleep." Is to compare begonia to beauty.
24. If you attach too much importance to your own ideas, and are willing to accept the consequences and refuse to give in, I can also appreciate your moral courage of not giving up your position for the sake of principle.
25. After the May 4th Movement, it was quite popular to write vernacular poems. As I once said, when it comes to "blaming Huang Yinger for opposing, blaming Pink Butterfly for being in pairs", it seems that a young man can write vernacular poems as long as he can speak vernacular. My first love poem, entitled "By the Lotus Pond", was published in the quarterly magazine Creation. I remember it was the fourth issue, and Cheng Fangwu changed a few words rudely. Poetry has no content, just a romantic melancholy. Lotus pond is the only scenic spot in tsinghua campus, with ponds, mountains, trees and stone fences. I like wandering here alone after school. The poem * * * has eight verses and four lines, and it actually has a self-righteous rhyme.
26. You are still singing beside me in the desert-ah, the desert is heaven!
27. "I come like water and go like the wind" is the poet's experience of life. The so-called life and death, if it doesn't end, it will end naturally. There is nothing we can do. We came into this world without our consent, and we will leave this world without our consent. We are passive.
28. Writing should be like talking, and talking should be like writing.
29. When I read the biography of the English poet Cowper in the future, I have special sympathy for him, because I deeply experienced the feeling of a young soul when it left its parents to go out to study-it is not an exaggeration to say that it is "second weaning". The first weaning is painful, but it was in childhood, and no one can recall his annoyance when weaning. The second weaning is not the case. It takes a little effort and a burst of sadness to tear yourself away from your parents.
3. The history of mankind began with a man and a woman in a garden. The central park is in a moderate location, and there are many places to sit down and rest.
31. A gentleman's friendship is as light as water. Because it is light, it is not greasy, so it can last. "Make friends and respect them for a long time." Respect means keeping your distance, that is, preventing excessive intimacy.
32. After the Mid-Autumn Festival in Beiping, crabs are getting fatter, and roast mutton is also on the market. Sheep fat outside the mouth, but little smell, is one of the main edible meats of Peiping people. I don't know why many people don't eat mutton at all, but mutton has never been in my house. Speaking of barbecue is roast mutton. The braised mutton eaten by southerners is goat mutton, which has a strong smell and thin meat. It is strange for northerners to eat it even with the skin, because the sheepskin in the north is kept as a fur coat and they are reluctant to eat it.
33. Rows of Xifu begonia are as high as praise, while the green temples and rosy cheeks are in the stage of amorous feelings and attractive spring scenery, which makes people feel suddenly gorgeous.
34. In today's era, silence is the last freedom.
35. I often fantasize about the realm of "the old friend comes after the storm". When the wind is rustling and the rain is raining, I feel lonely and bored, and suddenly there is a guest's money, so I can't resist it.
36. It is said that the French emperor Louis XIV wrote a poem with three rhymes, and he was complacent. He asked the poet and critic Bovalou for advice. Bovalou said, "Your Majesty can do anything. Your Majesty wanted to make a crooked poem, and it was successful."
37. People who believe in Buddhism often become monks. Why did you come to become a monk? It is said that it is for a great cause, that is, to "live and die." The ultimate goal of practicing at home is to "live and die". Life and death are one thing, where there is life, there is death, where there is death, there is life, and "le" means "end". Life and death flow, and the cycle is endless. It is for samsara. People are in samsara, and even if they don't fall into evil interests, they will have no fun. Therefore, people who believe in Buddhism want to live and die, beyond reincarnation, and there is no way to bear the proof. Becoming a monk is just a means, and Xi Jing is just a means.
38. We have to admit that the advantages can make people forget themselves, and humility is not an easy task.
39. There are few eight years in a person's life, let alone precious youth.
4. I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter the storm.
41. I don't want to be given away, and I don't want to be sent away. For those who really can't bear to leave, the moment of parting seems like an operation.
42. In the past, it was a custom in the officialdom to offer tea to see the guests off. When the host felt that the guests should take a long leave, he raised the cover bowl to invite tea. At that time, a well-trained servant caught a glimpse of it and shouted, "See the guests off!" Someone else raised the curtain high, and the guests had no choice but to leave.
43. I started smoking cigarettes when I was studying abroad. I was single outside, and no one banned me. However, when I was traveling in the end of the world, I was in a state of mind, and when I saw others smoking, I became effective. In the following years, one pack a day, two packs a day, and one listening day. About twenty years ago, one day on a whim, I wanted to test how much self-denial I had. I might as well start by quitting smoking. Mark Twain said, "It's easy to give up smoking. I've given it up dozens of times a year." I didn't choose the auspicious day of the ecliptic, and I didn't visit the people in the room. I threw the remaining cigarettes in the garbage dump in silence, leaving cigarette holders, pipes, cigarette packs and lighters for others in the future, but the ashtray was not abandoned. The "cold turkey" method of quitting smoking is not very pleasant. For a time, I was at a loss, but I was too busy at work to get addicted to cigarettes. I just had to eat a chocolate. I haven't finished a box of chocolates, and I'm really tired of my stomach, so I quit chocolate, too. I'm ashamed to say that I quit smoking only once, and I haven't quit since.
44. Crispy-fried is a famous dish in Shandong Pavilion in the north. However, there is no one in the North Pavilion here who can make it crispy. If you don't know the height of the earth, you'll be crispy when you enter the North Pavilion, but the North Pavilion unexpectedly dares to serve this dish the day after tomorrow. The result must be a plate of black and glaring things, which is inconspicuous at first glance and chewy at the entrance, which is disappointing. Even in Beiping's Dongxing Building or Zhimeizhai, exploding double crisps is also a dish of weighing craftsmanship, and Liba's second knife is afraid to move. The so-called double crispness refers to chicken gizzards and lamb tripe, which are stir-fried in hot fire, red and white, beautiful in appearance, and crisp in the mouth.
45, no bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin, if you want to be vulgar and not thin, eat bamboo shoots in cook the meat.
46. Cai Gentan's so-called "half-blooming flowers, slightly drunk wine" is the most depressing realm.
47. Ji Shu went from primary school to middle school, and the undergraduate course of National Beijing Women's Normal University worked hard on her own without dropping out of school, and finally graduated in June 1921. From then on, she left that big family and started her independent life.
48. Get up early and focus on whether you can cheer up and let this heart dominate.
49. I think all sentient beings in the world have a metabolic law and signs of genetic evolution. I'm afraid people are no exception. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before them, and a new generation replaces the old. That's all. Looking at the story of reincarnation recorded in Buddhist books, it is generally absurd, which can be used to help and advise the world. Whether it is really true or not cannot be tested. If the theory of reincarnation is still difficult to prove, then the so-called theory of life and death is just an ideal that cannot be reached.
5. Some people say, "A poet seems to be sacred in history, but a poet next door is a joke." That's not bad. Look at the portraits of ancient poets. They are all take off your coat Bo Dai, and they seem to be out of touch. The characters in "Wangchuan Villa" are all Confucian crowns and feathers, and their attitudes are bleak. We only feel that they are fascinating in those days, and that he fell into the vinegar urn when he was bitter, and We pay tribute to the Caotang of the Ministry of Industry by the Huanhua River, and think of the appearance of Du Lingye's old classic Yi Yi wine in Maozi, singing the surging waves and being in charge of coquettish, while he died in Leiyang, which is not elegant.
51. Only God and wild animals like loneliness.
52. The beauty of begonia stands out among all the flowers.
53. All speeches and formal proclamations are appropriate. They should be straightforward, not empty and tedious.
54. It's no shame to eat dirty clothes. It is not proud to have plenty of food and clothing. This is a proper understanding in personal cultivation.
55, you go, I won't see you off; You come, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.
56. Parents were also young children at the beginning, and the history repeats itself. Each generation leaves a ditch, like the annual rings on a tree.
57. As far as mussel meat is concerned, it is white and plump, crisp and fragrant, and it is really a wonderful product with good color, flavor and shape when cooked in chicken soup.
58. Today, the so-called "fried live fish" means not only eating fish, but also enjoying the painful expression of its death and breathing. I really don't know what its motive is. Animals eat people, and people slaughter animals ... Savage and cruel habits are deeply rooted in human nature. After years of cultural cultivation, fashion is inevitably exposed.
59. Mother drinks porridge in the morning and buys eggs for her children. Father eats eggs in the morning and buys cod liver oil for his children.
6. It reminds us that the civilized order of ancient Rome was based on slavery. The working masses worked hard there to solve everyone's living problems, and then a few upper-class people had leisure to do "human work." Most people are ants and bees, and a few people are people. Doing "people's work" requires leisure. The so-called leisure does not mean that you are full of food and have no intention all day, but that you are free from the work like ants and bees. raise
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