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That kind of meaningful joke
2※ A young man in slippers →→→→→ One summer, a young man in slippers got on a bus. He sat down and crossed his legs. Opposite him sat a girl in a miniskirt (not wearing * *), and the bus suddenly left! A brake! Boys' feet are in girls' BB, alas! Just like this. After two days, the girl felt that her BB was very uncomfortable and went to the hospital.
When I came to the hospital, the doctor said in surprise, "Wow, your BB has beriberi, which is so strange." Just then, the door was pushed open and another doctor broke in and said, "What's so strange about this? There was a young man with syphilis on his feet just now! ! "
3※ Fleas and lice →→→→ One day, fleas met lice, and fleas said to lice, "I will take you to a place." The louse said, "Good."
They walked, walked through two high mountains, walked through a Ma Pingchuan, walked through a meadow, and came to the abyss. The flea said, "Brother Lice, I'll go down first." Lice said yes, I'll take my time. When lice climbed into the valley, lice complained about fleas. "Where are you taking me? Not fun at all? " Gardenia said let's go out. The flea jumped to the top, and he waited and waited. Finally, the louse came out, and the louse complained again, "Flea, flea, where have you taken me?" When I came out, the road was slippery and I met a monk. When I wanted to come out, the monk pushed me in and I wanted to come out. The monk pushed me in again and finally came out. The monk vomited again.
4※ Wedding Night The bride has taken off the wedding night and the bride has gone to bed. The groom also took off his coat, shirt and tie, but it was troublesome when it came to shoes, because the shoelaces could not be untied and became more and more connected. The bride quickly said, "What a fool! There is a knife there, just cut it with a knife! " The bride's mother eavesdropped in the next room to see if everything was satisfactory. Hearing the bride say this, she shouted, "No, you can't use a knife." She said through the wall, "Tell him to wipe some saliva."
※ 5 Liu Ding Juice Don' t talk about newlyweds who go on their honeymoon. As a result, when they arrived at the hotel, there was only one room with three bunks, with someone sleeping in the middle. They felt very disappointed. Because I just got married, I have physical needs. The wife said: Honey, if I think about it, I drank Liu Ding juice, please come up quickly. In the evening, my wife said: Drink Liu Ding juice. The husband climbed up quickly. After a while, the husband climbed down and went to bed. After a while, my wife said, I drank Liu Ding juice. Husband quickly got up again, had a big fight and went to bed. After a while, my wife called again: Drink Liu Ding juice. At this moment, the person in the middle spoke: You should drink Liu Ding juice and don't spray Liu Ding juice indiscriminately.
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