Ask two jokes! A little connotation, I was a student and was sent to perform on stage, so! Kneel down!

1. My wife is pregnant for four months, and she has a strong reaction these days. She always vomits, so she comforted her and said that you should be strong. You are our child now!

The wife said coldly, I think what you have in your belly is your baby, and I am a treasure chest. . .

2. A thief sneaked in front of a store's safe and found a note posted on the safe door: "The safe is unlocked, just turn the door handle."

The thief was elated and turned the door handle according to the instructions on the note.

Suddenly, a big sandbag fell from the top of your head, and all the lights in the shop were on and the alarm sounded loud.

When Pol.ice carried the thief out on a stretcher, he kept moaning: "TMD, is there no minimum trust between people?" ! "

I didn't take the math exam this morning. After class in the afternoon, the teacher asked me to stay alone to make up the exam. . .

God, I won't! Seeing that it was getting dark, the teacher went out to get a bowl of noodles. Suddenly a warm heart. .

I saw the teacher sitting in front of me eating noodles and saying, write quickly.

4. The two people who trust each other the most in the world. It should be a junior high school teacher, a senior high school teacher.

Because junior high school teachers always say, "This knowledge point will be talked about by senior high school teachers in the future."

The high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have taught this knowledge."

Xiaoli went to the gym to lose weight, only to see others running hard on the treadmill, only she walked slowly.

She called the coach and growled, "Why can't I run on this treadmill?"

The coach looked at her and said helplessly, "it's all to the limit." It becomes so slow as soon as it goes up. " . . . "

6. When I first went to college, a buddy in the dormitory just returned to the dormitory after taking a shower, chanting "Ah! It's so cool, every bath is like a new life. "

I replied, "Why don't I feel this way?"

He smirked: "You often can't wash it clean. You have to wash it once a month to realize it. "

At that time, everyone in a dormitory was stunned.

7. During the summer vacation, the school overhauled the canteen.

On the first day of school, as soon as the students entered the school, they saw the words "western restaurant" written on an upstairs building and exclaimed, "Wow, the school also provides western food? So high end! "

After walking for a while, they saw another building, which read "Oriental Restaurant".

8. Sleeping in the dormitory, I asked: Which should I choose, 700 points or 7 million points in the college entrance examination?

Roommate a: knowledge changes fate, I choose 7 million;

Roommate B: You can also show off your knowledge. What can money do? I choose 7 million.

Roommate c: how to fight the rich second generation without knowledge, I choose 7 million;

Roommate D: You are all too shallow. I choose 7 million. "Of course! When do you start working? "

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