Fast Mid-Autumn Festival classic joke

According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to life depression, and all your pains and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back!

Notice of Mid-Autumn Festival Administration: Anyone who still has moon cakes at home will be turned over to the state treasury, or not to my home, and offenders will not be allowed to bask in the moon in the future.

I'm so tired ... I struggled with the sun for a few days, trying to win you a moon, but I didn't expect that guy to have no face at all! I stepped on the moon as a moon cake in a rage, please accept it! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Flowers, whether elegant or bright, are always planted in pots; The moon, whether far away or not, is always hanging in the sky; Friendship, far or near, is always in your hands; Friends, see or not, always keep in mind! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

If one day, you are too tired to walk, just turn around and I will be by your side! No matter how far, no matter how many years! May my blessing turn into a star and shine every day in your life! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I packed a bag of sunshine and two handfuls of sea breeze, made a few kilograms of blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in America. France bought two bottles of romance, cut off some worries from the depths of the soul and gave them to you as gifts. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Let the wind blow away your sadness and let the rain wash away your troubles; Let the sun bring you warmth and the moon bring you warmth; Let friendship bring you happiness, and I hope my message can bring you good luck in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

Send you a basket of fruit blessings: you are safe and all the best, oranges are as you wish, pears are as you wish, apricots are happy, persimmons are happy, nuclear families are happy, berries are troublesome, sweet as sugarcane and lucky as grapes! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the keyboard of my heart, waiting for you to tap gently. The moon in the sky is waiting for the hope of lovers. I will arrange the bright moon and stars on the Mid-Autumn Festival night into the most beautiful blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

The bright moon shines in the sky, when lovesickness is the strongest. On behalf of Dae Jang Geum, Cui Shanggong and Han Shanggong, I say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Don't forget to eat spicy cabbage when eating moon cakes!

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi!

I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transported, be enriched, the Mid-Autumn Festival has not arrived yet. My blessing will definitely come first! If someone is earlier than me, please delete them all!

One moon, one you, two shadows, me and you. I am honored to know you. I've missed you for four months, and I've been looking for you all over the country. I am infatuated with you. I am surrounded by seven stars. I'll wait for you on August 15.

When autumn comes, the weather turns cold, and the geese set in the sun; Red flowers wither, green and yellow, don't forget to add clothes; Want to be disappointed, enjoy the sunshine, and the natural language is sonorous; Gui Shumao, Ju Xiang, Xu Feng Liang Jian.

If I have1000000, I will send you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message of 10 cents, wishing you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

We don't accept gifts this year. In fact, we can send some. I don't mind ten dollars and eight dollars, and 180 thousand can get by. If you really don't need to send it, you can send a text message. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Edge! Love! Full moon! It's hard to spend a full moon in mid-autumn night. Bring greetings and homesickness and all your wishes will come true.

You are a moon cake and I am a stuffing, and we will always meet when we are touching; You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, beautiful for ten thousand years! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, happy reunion!

Knowing books will make you wise all your life, finding the right lover will make you happy all your life, finding the right friend will make you happy all your life, and knowing you will make me lucky all my life. May your work be smooth sailing! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Bright moonlight, frost on the ground, falling frost, cold weather. White dew is frost, so-called Iraqis should be healthy. In the clear autumn, add a dress to make it warm and enjoy the autumn frost. I wish you happiness and health!

Autumn is coming, the sky is getting colder, and the geese are setting in the sun; Red flowers wither, green and yellow, don't forget to add clothes; Want to be disappointed, enjoy the sunshine, and the natural language is sonorous; Gui Shumao, Ju Xiang, Xu Feng Liang Jian. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner, on behalf of Chang Jin, Cui Shanghong, Han Shanghong and Zheng Shanghong, I would like to say to my dear friends: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Don't forget spicy cabbage when you eat it!

Rainbow is always after the storm; After spring blossoms, autumn will always come; Loneliness is always after madness; I will always cherish it after missing it; There are always tears behind feelings; Smile is always behind the rose; May your good mood always be after dawn every day!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. There are six fragrances in a sentence, one represents your noble support, two represents your cash cow, three represents everything, four represents nothing, five represents your basket and six represents your family!

Thanks to CCTV, MTV, mom and dad, and fans who support me, I would like to say a happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you silly and boring people here!