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Talk about it: I am very good, I don’t make noises, I don’t show off, I don’t feel wronged, I don’t laugh at you, and I don’t need others.
1. Life is a battle, pick up weapons and fight a good fight for yourself
2. I am very good, don’t make noises, don’t show off, don’t feel wronged, don’t laugh at, No one else needs to know.
3. The river in winter cannot freeze the wounds of yesterday. In the distance, there is only a ray of setting sun waiting for you.
4. Falling in love with the right person at the youngest time may be You will wake up with a smile even if you dream
5. Life should be composed of a series of happy times, and you should not survive just for the sake of survival.
6. The paths we take are different, and the friends we once had seem to have forked paths.
7. The most beautiful thing I can think of is to be liked by you every day I like you.
8. [If I spend all my time studying eating, I will not only become thin but also a top student]
9. I really don’t want to use my toes I despise you. But you forced me to do this!
10. Anyway, I was accused of being too willful as soon as I persisted.
11. When there are not many things worth remembering in a place, then the only choice is to leave.
12. Since you love her, why should you choose me?
13. My reluctance is still doing a silent tug of war with the tedious tiredness
14. If I forget you, will you find it difficult to breathe?
15. You have changed from a stranger to someone I can’t bear to leave
16. When listening to a song, I will think of a sentence, a person, and a beautiful fleeting time.
17. You never know the heartache I feel when you are unreasonable and I apologize desperately for fear that you will leave
18. In those years, one person wrote the homework wrong and the whole class made the same mistake... …
19. 〆, dreaming in a dream without waking up
20. What I shouldn’t do, what I shouldn’t do, and what I shouldn’t do most, is to love at an age when I don’t know how to love. Fuck you. Classic saying: A person can be neither noisy nor show off, can be very quiet, and very good
1. Because I like you, every word you say affects my emotions
2. You can choose such "half-heartedness": confidence, perseverance, determination, creativity, and willingness.
3. The result of love is nothing more than two words: let’s break up, let’s get married.
4. A person can be neither noisy nor show off, can be peaceful, and be very good.
5. Invention is one percent cleverness and ninety-nine percent hard work.
6. Such a scene and such a tone again, this time it really tells me that we are about to part ways
7. If you want the so-called good: please let go of the so-called face
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8. I generally don’t hold grudges. If I have a grudge, I will avenge it on the spot. I didn’t avenge it at that time but stayed instead. Don’t you think you are lucky?
9. God created husband and wife, and husband and wife created third party.
10. It doesn’t matter how much I loved you, keep the memories and grow old together.
11. It is better to change yourself than to change others.
12. As time goes by with memories, we have to forgive that goodbye and forget the warmth of that hug.
13. Facing the sun, there is a shadow; facing the sun, the glow is endless.
14. Can you treat me as a stranger? Let me feel that you hate me and let me forget you.
15. Let bygones be bygones Let bygones be bygones. Letting you go without making any noise is the last tenderness I give you.
1. The most sorry thing in my life is my own heart, which hurts me again and again.
2. When I am alone, tears still fall down.
3. No matter how many men you have slept with, I still love you. Because it must be understood.
4. There is a legend that I will be very happy when you are by my side; there is a story that I will be very sad if you leave me.
5. You are not so sunny. Although the corners of your mouth are raised and very charming, your eyes are too deep and there are injuries hidden there. You are not very happy.
6. Nestled in a dark corner, tasting the taste of longing alone.
7. Being single is my choice, and I will stay single until I meet the right person.
8. After hugging you, you turned around and left. I said goodbye with a smile but your heart was trembling.
9. A good story must be accompanied by sadness to make it seem moving.
10. Unfortunately, reality is reality and will never be as romantic and innocent as fairy tales.
11. I have more than once hoped that you would like me a little more, but I also know that it is just in vain
12. If a person has no time, it is because he I don’t want to be free. If I can’t leave alone, it’s because I don’t want to leave. If I have too many excuses for you, it’s because I don’t want to care.
13. In the past, every time I caught a cold, I would I get good care from you. Now I am so used to going to the doctor alone.
14. The road ahead is not easy, you may cry, but keep going. Be strong.
15. I once thought that the promise I made casually was forever, but later I discovered that love starts with companionship and ends with forgetting.
16. Bruises can be healed, and so can the person you like. forget.
17. Girl, can you not be cowardly in front of anyone? Even if you are embarrassed, you still shake your head and leave proudly.
18. From affection to perfunctory enthusiasm to indifference to neglect to forgetfulness to forgetfulness
19. Even if everyone is looking at me and waiting for me to fall, even if I am scarred Stand up
20. From now on, I will never risk my life to love someone again, even you.
21. You have a great dream, why should you give up
22. In fact, a person will get tired if he pretends for a long time
23. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.
24. Keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save, and it can’t generate interest. Why don’t you send it to warm me.
25. If you change your view of me because of what others say about me, then stop whatever relationship we have.
26. How do you feel when the words you call him are long and long, but the reply to you is only a few words?
27. It’s precious to be close to you even if you step on me
28. It’s not that I’m always reluctant to let you go, I just always want to see your smile and hear your laughter.
29. In fact, we are all children, why do we pretend to be so strong, which makes us suffer, tired and hurt ourselves.
Thirty. You still miss me but you no longer cry. You still love me but you don’t want to say it anymore.
31. Please don’t play ambiguous with me. I have been vaccinated.
32. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that you have tried so hard to forget. Things were really forgotten.
Thirty-three, the friends who once talked about everything were finally pulled out of the chasm of time.
34. You can remain silent and ignore my anxiety. You can not reply to messages and ignore my anxiety. You can describe my concern as the reason for your irritability. You can turn me into My thoughts about you are thrown into the corner and ignored. You can give hugs to others, you can be good to the whole world, but you only forget about me. You just rely on me to like you, but that is the only thing that makes me humble. place.
Thirty-five, stop taking the initiative, stop giving, and stop believing, so you won’t get hurt, right?
Thirty-six. I don’t want you to depend on me for life and death. I will remain unswerving. As long as you love me wholeheartedly
Thirty-seven. You have to let reality slap you. You know how hypocritical society is, and you will never get hurt unless your so-called friends hurt you. Only then will you realize that people's hearts are formidable.
Thirty-eight, let me cry. After tonight, I no longer have a reason to cry unscrupulously.
Thirty-nine, I will be yours in the next life. A tooth, at least, it hurts me, and it hurts you too.
Forty, love, just for peaches, I can give up all the chicken rolls in the world.
41. Letting you go without making any noise is the last tenderness I will give you.
Forty-two and thirty-nine, I want to write a song about us that we can still hum softly when we are old.
Forty-three, don’t pay too much attention to memories. The person inside may not be thinking about you at the same time
44. I once fantasized about a beautiful future, and I also had hopes that others did not have, but later they were shattered.
45. Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sorrow for you. There will be a period of time when people have to learn to grow up on their own.
46. In fact, we like to go to school, but we just don’t like classes. We miss those times when we used to make fun and laugh together.
47. Don’t keep thinking about sad things, because you can’t forget them even if you want to!
48. Mom, your smile is what I work hard to pursue.
49. The most important value in life is the happiness of the soul, not any external things.
50. With her, you won’t miss me anymore
51. Time always saves the best people for the end.
Fifty-two. I am a bad guy, so I was stabbed by you with a knife and smiled and said sorry.
Fifty-three, old songs bring us into memories.
54. Be kind to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don’t think about anything and just eat what you like. But don't drink.
55. There are choices in many things, but we often understand it only after the fact. People often think about it only after they have lost it. Tell me something that makes me feel cold.
Sometimes I am so sensible when I am neither noisy nor noisy. You are too sensible, so everything is too quiet, too quiet, so quiet that you can only hear breathing from other houses. Nothing seems to feel inside. For a second, I can't feel you either.
Talk about no quarrels, no quarrels, and heart-breaking moments
1. Just like this, slowly withdraw from each other’s world until there is no crying, no quarrels, no quarrels, and no heart beating for you.
2. The quiet streets and the gentle breeze make me feel that I shouldn’t be alone at this time. But, the people standing around also know not to say goodbye. He is stupid at heart and lives in his own contentment.
3. Generally speaking, some basketball highlights and videos are always filled with a lot of annoying music like carpet bombing. Not to mention it is very noisy, but music, especially pop music, is just right. Just like roasted chestnuts, it is very annoying in many situations.
Moreover, the music that one person likes is often very different from that of others. Although you may find it enjoyable, the audience may have to endure it until the end!
4. No noisy, no fuss, no extravagant expectations, saving disappointment, always preparing to pack your luggage, one day (I felt so strange a long time ago, so strange that I doubted whether it was the same person)
5. I remember where I saw it. It said that two people who love each other are in harmony. It is best to live in harmony. They will be in love for a lifetime. Don’t quarrel. If you quarrel, the relationship will be gone. Rubbing and rubbing, I won’t love it until the edges and corners are removed. When two very angry people meet, sometimes they feel that they can be together until they grow old together, and sometimes they feel that they are suitable but they are lying to themselves. Falling in love is really troublesome, I don’t like myself
6. Another quarrel, another compromise. It's like this every time. In fact, there is no result at all. It's so annoying. Can you stop arguing?
7. What have you been doing these past few days? I don't understand how it could be like this. I haven't been there for two days. It seems that there are still endless quarrels after meeting. When will these days of being upset every day end?
8. Next, I most hope to discover moral values. It doesn't matter what the quality value is or what the temperament value is. There is a community for boring people, a community for wicked people, and a community for people who love to dance. In short, the ultimate goal is that only a certain type of people can gather together. At least in the long-term circle, people with different views will not appear and cause trouble. I really can't stand some people, and I don't want to quarrel with you. It's not about whether I quarrel or not, it's just that I feel like throwing up when I see you.
9. Don’t dare to make noises or make trouble. He has just arrived in a new environment and may get upset. Hope he's fine.
10. Many things cannot come true just by saying it. I hope I can also have down-to-earth happiness. What I have doesn’t have to be the same as others. But at least I want to make myself happy. Give me a candy and I'll be happy. If you don't give me a candy, I won't make any noise. Growing up is really a good and cruel thing for me. I find that I am no longer the middle school student who is easy to coax. A little sad. A little lucky at the same time.
11. I want to be strong and optimistic, but when I am sad, my nose will sore and tears will flow out. Maybe I am no stronger or more able to withstand anything than before. I learned not to make noises or make noises before, and the uncomfortable feeling in my heart has not diminished one bit.
12. I really smiled and said nothing. If you look at this and I am in a better mood, you will feel uncomfortable. If I don't quarrel with you or quarrel with you, you will feel even more uncomfortable. I uninstalled it directly, so don’t worry about it and wave goodbye. Goodbye
13. Conflicts that cannot be argued out are the most frustrating. You must be reasonable, considerate, and cover up your true feelings and give up your preferences. . What happened made both parties upset!
14. It won’t happen now. Write your pain in the diary, then lock it and spend a week or two in peace. No noise, no fuss, eat well and sleep well
15. You have a bad temper towards me. I am a loser. I don’t know whether to stick to myself or compromise in the future. Straight men are very serious. Don’t you realize that it’s okay? Many people compromise like this. If you don’t want to talk first, you can listen if you don’t want to, and you can’t be annoyed. Understand? don't know! I don’t want to hear it, but I’m just annoyed. Who cares about me? I really want to scold others. Why should I compromise? After compromising, I’m the only one who’s upset. Why bother? If you quarrel, just quarrel. Anyway, it doesn’t make any difference whether you quarrel or not
16 , I was really surprised to see the harmonious atmosphere between the children and their classmates, so smooth and flowing, so refreshing. This is what I want, a group of little girls, not noisy or troublesome, but also innocent and innocent, demure and naughty. That scene really makes me salivate, thinking of my unhappy childhood, at this moment Satisfied.
17. Sure enough, it’s impossible to have a good sleep without earplugs these days.
Especially if I have a troublesome sleeping pattern that doesn’t wake me up when the alarm clock wakes me up, but wakes up instantly when I hear a whisper
18. If I have to spank you three times a day, when will you be able to be obedient and obedient at home alone? , neither noisy nor noisy
19. A life of gossip or quarrels, which makes you upset just looking at it. I am very restrained in such an environment. The older I get, the more I want to live a quieter and calmer life. I look forward more and more to a life without arguments, quarrels, and mediocrity. In this world of catharsis, don’t get too close to anyone, because no one can save money. Including myself, everyone is selfish and doesn’t care about anything. Don't ask anything. Living your own life is better than anything else. Good night
20. I don't actually want to drink, I'm just irritable and want to breathe. Quarrels at work are the most boring thing, and you can't win anyway! Sad and disturbing!
21. What is a best friend? She is someone who comes out to help you when you are at your worst. Instead of trying to gain popularity when you are at your most prosperous, everyone will know who is a true friend and who is a fake friend after these two days! It’s fine as long as it’s not noisy and you know it well
22. In fact, sometimes I think it’s good to be on duty alone. It’s not noisy and you’re not upset
23. Everything is very good. No rush, no noise, no fuss. Nothing interesting. There is nothing that can make people happy. Calm as usual. It's just that the same old damn thing happened again. I hope I can have a good night's sleep
24. When a girl doesn't make a fuss and lets you wander around as you please, and doesn't pester you, she definitely doesn't love you.
25. I hope to have a job that is not boring, to meet a person who is not ugly when I am not very old, to have a leisurely love, and to have a person who is not noisy or noisy. wedding, give birth to a baby who is not sluggish, live my life in peace and not a bad life.
26. It’s really boring to have a blast. I’m just looking for things to eat and have enough to support myself. I’m tired from quarreling every day. Isn’t it annoying to have tens of thousands of people arguing together? ! Don't drag me in this morning, okay? G-Dragon’s fans are even more negative than us, okay!
27. The court will be held tomorrow. Go to bed early today. My mother said that after this matter is over, she will go back to her hometown and stop living with me. Tell yourself not to be nervous. I have been very troubled recently, not only because of this case but also because I have been criticized for living with my mother. In fact, I am no longer the same person. It is also difficult to have any confidence. I feel anxious when I walk and worry when I look up at the sky. Seriously, when we quarrel with my mother, we always get confused and don’t understand each other, which is very silly.
28. When you are alone, don’t make noises, don’t make noises, and don’t think nonsense. This is probably the best cultivation I give myself.
29. I don’t know why I don’t want to make a fuss, but it’s always because of you that I get upset. No matter how good my mood is, it becomes very down. I really can’t stand it. I want to Living alone
Thirty. I am neither unhappy nor happy. I am not worried or troubled. I don’t want to complain or tell anything. I don’t want to make noise or make trouble. I just want to be quiet for a while
31. Watching Interstellar, as expected, the three boys in the front row were babbling and pretending to understand clearly. The woman in the couple next to her kept asking what is this, and the man was reciting English lines and pretending to be cool. It was disgusting. Watching movies in theaters really does more harm than good. People who are talking and eating popcorn, can’t you fucking watch a movie? ! Is it noisy or disturbing? ! This is not a popcorn movie, just know that you won’t choke to death if you eat it!
Thirty-two, I finally learned not to make any noise after drinking too much. But I still like to sit down as soon as I enter the elevator. This time I don’t hold the toilet, I hold the trash can.
Thirty-three, Dad is so annoyed! What are you doing for two hours arguing about something that is nothing? Dad was in a bad mood. . . .
But love! There is love, but I really don’t want to argue, I want to do more other useful things! If you make a noise, you won't be able to break up the house and work. If you ignore it, you will get upset! Who can understand the dilemma of a father?
Thirty-four. My parents came to my house to stay with me while I was waiting for childbirth. They felt so wronged every day that they had to teach me a lesson when they got the chance. They quarreled ten times after coming here for a few months. It’s all over the place, even when the job is so exciting that it makes me cry. I can’t understand why they were asked to come. It’s almost the Chinese New Year and I’m about to give birth. It’s unrealistic to ask them to go back, but it’s really annoying! I really can't afford this fight now! I really can’t serve them like I did before I was pregnant! what to do?
Thirty-five. Just because I drink and smoke doesn’t mean I’m not good. It’s just that I have something in my heart that I don’t know how to express. I’m always worried that the important people around me will abandon me, so I always act in a very childish way. Get rid of the important people and I won’t make any noise or fuss. I’m obedient, can you please don’t abandon me?
36. Happiness is not a deliberate search. The best thing is that when you have it, you can't seem to feel it. Once you lose it, it hurts your heart. As long as those who live in the deepest part of the heart will not make any noise or make a fuss, they will accompany you to the farthest future...
Thirty-seven, from being willful, losing your temper, being unreasonable to being unreasonable I think only I know best about the process of making noise or not! It’s just that some things have been said too much and I don’t want to repeat them again! Just take things as they come! Maybe I have never walked into your world! Or maybe I'm not
38. I also expect to be tolerated when I am a little willful. I also want the person who promises me to be 100% good to me to pamper me, and I will be obedient and not noisy. , I just want to be a little girl and follow along, good night
Thirty-nine, what kind of girl is considered mature? Is it thoughtful? Not noisy or noisy? Or my understanding is: People who love you don’t need you to be mature. Maybe this is an immature idea, but this is how I understand it at this time
Forty, a gentle song sings me All my moods are calm, I just hope you live a better life than me
41. Being so angry hurts my body, my back hurts for a whole day, and I don’t have any strength left in my body. Others were pregnant and became queens for 10 months, but I was pregnant with my second child, which was a holiday with endless arguments and unclear reasons. I ran away and hid for the sake of my second child. I was worried that my second child would be born prematurely, but I avoided disturbing things. There’s no way to avoid it!
42. It would be great if this guy didn’t make any noise tomorrow and went to play with toys and read a book.
43. I am not the best, but I am You will never meet again. There is only one me in this world. I will never leave you. I am not afraid or fearful. Whether you love me or not, there is only one me in this world. I am neither noisy nor noisy. No one can compare me. The four seasons of spring, summer and autumn alternate. I'm still me, I can't survive the growth cycle, but I can beat youth
Forty-four, funny? What does it matter to you whether we quarrel or not? If you feel uncomfortable or upset, just scratch the wall, okay?
Forty-five, a couple lives their lives with a kind word that warms them for three winters and a bad word that hurts them for six months. We don’t want popular food, spicy food, or expensive clothes, but we want to be peaceful and harmonious, talking and laughing.
Forty-six. This year we get together less and stay apart more. We will never quarrel or quarrel. I just hope that everything is well for you.
Forty-seven. Huahua is the most sensible person in the family. It's a child, and it's not noisy or fussy. It understands every conversation. Every time I go home, it waits for me at the door. Every time I come home late, it nudges me like a housekeeper.
Forty-eight, another year, I will go home to celebrate the New Year tomorrow! The year of struggle is destined to be extraordinary. There were so many changes in 20xx and the road was bumpy, but I still walked through it casually! Look back calmly, the gains and losses have been determined, don't be impatient, don't argue, don't argue, don't get upset! Enjoy the peace of mind and give me a beautiful state of mind; stay away from the world! Pursue ideal and meaningful things! I believe 20xx will be better! There are more pursuits and aspirations! Take it to the next level! Coming soon
49. Emotions keep coming back and forth, and they always hit the bottom at a sudden moment.
I don’t know if I’m used to not being sad, happy, noisy, cold-hearted, or cruel, or if I’m too good at pretending! What will happen! I'm such a paranoid!
Fifty. I have been having nightmares for four days in a row. Today it is you who tortures me. What’s wrong with me? You should thank me for not making any noise or making noise. Don’t let me think about it again, okay? It won’t happen again in this life. Will we forget each other in this world?
51. I don’t know what to do? Because of me, all because of me, the college entrance examination made my family extremely stressed. My parents used to be very nice. Ever since I came home, my parents have always had endless quarrels over trivial things. I don’t know how my parents got here these days when I’m not around. I don’t dare to think about what I thought. My parents are very good. Everything is just what I thought. I want you to be well! I think. . .
52. I once thought that I planned well, performed well, and was a good person; now I feel that as long as I am not noisy, not troublesome, and open-minded, my merits will be complete
53. She is no longer the same person you knew before. She is living a good life now. She is neither noisy nor fussy. She can jump and laugh. As long as you don't disturb her, everything will be fine. , in fact, you don’t like her very much, you are just worried about not getting repayment for what you have done. Let’s put it this way, if a person likes you enough, he will definitely come to you because he misses you, and it will never be his fault that you ignore him. You are not shy about friendship or love. The person you love has a bad temper because he believes that you will not leave him. The person who takes the initiative to love has a good temper because he is afraid of losing. After a certain threshold, you will find that you have met him. It’s really hard to fall in love with someone.
Fifty-four, it is better to raise fish, not noisy, quiet, but change it frequently, change the water every three days, and change the fish every five days
Fifty 5. What I have to do is to be neither sullen nor angry, neither cold nor hot, neither sad nor happy. I just want you to look at everything about me. All my movements have nothing to do with you, but I still don’t make any noise or fuss around you, and my ghost lingers.
Fifty-six. Hey, I have been very troubled these past few days when I went home. My parents would pester me about one thing every day, and they would not argue or talk every day. They never listened to other people's opinions. The explanations are all just like mother-in-law saying. I really can't do anything for them. They simply can't listen to my advice. I really want to go back, but I can't worry about them.
Fifty-seven, whose dog is barking again? It’s so annoying! ! Is it disturbing or noisy in the middle of the night? Why are you so unbehaved? Why are you screaming without sleeping? I often call the hostess in the middle of the night. Why doesn't she care? Why don't you take care of us? We have been complained countless times for two days. Auntie Guan has scolded me three times. At least our little ones never scream in the middle of the night or report anything. They are so annoying and so hungry..
Fifty-eight, a couple living their lives without asking for popular drinks. To be spicy, I don’t want to buy nice things and wear expensive clothes, but I want to be harmonious, talk and laugh without making any noise. People are not afraid of being tired, but they are afraid of tears; people are not afraid of exhaustion, but they are afraid of being haggard. In a blink of an eye, you will have a warm home and someone who loves you, so cherish it! Blessed is the man, blessed is the man. A blessed woman brings a blessed family. May everything be happy and healthy for all couples.
Fifty-nine, not speaking does not mean that you cannot defend yourself, not making noises or making noises does not mean that you are weak, and having a good temper does not mean that you have no temper!
60. If you didn’t tell me, I would have forgotten what day tomorrow is. I was afraid that the alarm clock would not wake me up, so I called in advance. It’s really touching. . . If you don't tell me, I won't know about these troublesome things, so I can't help you much. I hope I can share it with you. Good luck
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