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1, Sun Kangying studies in hakodate.
Jin people, poor family, love reading. Although I have time at night, I can't afford to buy lamp oil, so I have to memorize it silently and digest what I have learned during the day. One winter, he woke up in the middle of the night and felt that the room was not dark and he could vaguely see something.
It turned out that it was caused by the reflection of snow, which inspired him: why not read by snow light? Therefore, the snowy night, especially in the moonlight, has become a good opportunity for Sun Kang to study hard. Thanks to his efforts, he finally became a famous scholar and an ancient scholar.
2. Head suspension beam
During the Warring States Period, Su Qin followed Ren Wei's Zhang Yishi from Mr. Guigu. He studied hard at night, and when he was sleepy, he stabbed himself in the thigh with an awl, and the blood flowed to his feet.
3. Treasure comes from equipment.
Li He, a "genius" poet in Tang Dynasty, accumulated success. In order to collect materials, he carries a tool kit in the morning, rides a donkey, travels outside and observes life. When he is inspired, he will write it down on paper and put it in the toolbox.
When I get home at the end of the day, I will take out the notes accumulated in the toolkit, choose to organize them under the light, and then store the useful notes in another toolkit for future writing.
4, ceramics accumulate knowledge
Bai Juyi, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, prepared many clay pots to accumulate poetry materials, put them on a seven-story shelf and labeled them in different categories.
He put the data collected at ordinary times into his own basin according to different categories. When the accumulated data can be written, the memo will empty the clay pot and organize the data into words.
5. reach? Finch painted eggs.
A famous painter in the European Renaissance? Finch, I've loved painting since I was a child. His father sent him to Florence, a famous Italian city at that time, to learn from the famous painter Fo Rocchio. The teacher asked him to start by drawing eggs.
He painted for more than ten days. Seeing that he was getting impatient, the teacher said to him, "Don't think it's easy to draw an egg. You know, 1000 eggs are not two identical.
Even the same egg, as long as the shape is different from another angle, the oval outline of the egg will be different. Therefore, if you want to express it perfectly on drawing paper, you have to work hard. "
From then on, da? Finch devoted himself to sketch, and after a long period of hard and diligent artistic practice, he finally created many immortal famous paintings.
6, Zuo Sizhi
Zuo Si, a writer in the Western Jin Dynasty, read Zhang Heng's Fu for Two Cities when he was a teenager, and was deeply inspired. He is determined to write Sandu Fu in the future. Lu Ji couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, saying that a layman like Zuo Si had come up with such a masterpiece.
This is a joke; Even if it is painstakingly written, it must be worthless and only suitable for making jars. Faced with such humiliation, Zuo Si made up his mind. He heard that Zhang Zai, a writer, had been to Min and Qiong (present-day Sichuan), so he went to the door for advice many times.
So as to be familiar with the local mountains and rivers, products, customs and customs. He visited extensively and collected a lot of materials, and then devoted himself to writing. There are papers and pens everywhere in his room, beside the fence and in the toilet.
As long as he thinks of good words, he writes them down and revises them again and again. Zuo Si worked hard for ten years and finally finished Sandu Fu. Lu Ji was surprised and admired, so he had to give up.
7. Tian Jiabing millionaire who drinks mineral water.
A reporter accompanied a teacher from a donated school to meet a donor. At the airport, everyone bought mineral water to quench their thirst. Just after a few sips, the plane arrived and everyone threw away their mineral water.
At this time, they saw the monopoly get off the plane, holding something that seemed to be an empty bottle-there was only a mouthful of water at the bottom of the bottle. Monopoly talked and laughed with everyone after getting off the plane. With the shaking of his hand, the mineral water made a slight sound.
He didn't throw away the bottle until he got on the bus to pick him up. When there was water in the car, someone handed him a bottle, but he kept waving his hand until he drank the last sip of water left in the bottle.
Just put down the bottle and took a full bottle of mineral water. This millionaire is Tian Jiabing, a famous Hong Kong industrialist and philanthropist. In the past 20 years, he has donated 6,543.8 billion yuan to charity.
8. Xu Jialu owes students half a class.
Xu teacher came to the classroom early, and then stood there for 50 minutes. With one exception, he came into the classroom with a dignified expression. After talking for more than 20 minutes, he said, "I'm really sorry, classmates, I can't go on today."
Because Mr. Lu Dasong was dying, he was the teacher who benefited the most when I was in college, and he was also a disciple of Zhang Taiyan. I must go there at once. In this case, I can't go on standing here, so I have to owe my classmates half a class.
I'll find a chance to make up for it later. "Say that finish, xu teacher went away. Yu Dan said that after xu teacher left, the students all cried. Everyone can understand Mr. Xu's feelings.
He didn't want to delay our class, so he didn't adjust the class and insisted on giving us classes. However, his feelings for the teacher made it difficult for him to persist.
9. Scientists who are considered fools
Einstein, the most famous physicist of this century, didn't look smart when he was a child. He didn't learn to speak until he was three years old, so his parents thought he was a fool. After school, a teacher told his father that "your child will accomplish nothing" and even ordered him to drop out of school.
/kloc-When he was 0/6 years old, he applied to the University of Zurich, but he lost his reputation in Sun Shan because of his poor grades. But he didn't lose heart. Through diligent study, he became an outstanding founder of physics. A young man once asked him how he succeeded.
He wrote such a formula: A=X+Y+Z(A stands for success, X stands for diligent study and work, Y stands for good learning methods, and Z stands for less nonsense).
10, over time, there will be great achievements.
In order to write Das Kapital, Marx, the revolutionary tutor, read more than 1500 books, quoted the opinions of more than a dozen disciplines and hundreds of authors in the book, and left more than 100 reading notes.
Lenin quoted more than 1.6 million books he had read in the Complete Works of Lenin. When studying imperialism, he read 148 books, 232 articles in 49 periodicals and wrote more than 600,000 words of notes.
2. Collect the short stories of three famous people and briefly describe their contents.
1, studied under Hua Tuo
Hua Tuo was born in the Three Kingdoms period (now Bo County, Anhui Province) at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. He was a famous doctor in ancient China. The "Leprosy Powder" invented by Hua Tuo is a very effective whole body * * *, which is about 1600 years earlier than the western * *, and Hua Tuo has made great contributions to world medicine. Don't think that Hua Tuo was born as an imperial doctor. When he was a child, he studied medicine and went through a lot of hardships.
2. Deng Yaping: Practice hard.
As we all know, Deng Yaping loves playing table tennis since she was a child, and she dreams of being able to show her talents in the world arena one day. But he was rejected by the national team because of his short stature and short hands and feet. But instead of being discouraged, she turned failure into motivation, practiced her skills hard and made persistent efforts, and finally pushed the bud of her dream away-she got her wish and stood on the podium of the world champion. In her sports career, she always won 18 world champion medals. Deng Yaping's outstanding achievements not only brought great glory to himself, but also changed the traditional concept of selecting athletes only among tall people in the world table tennis.
Mozart: a gifted and intelligent child prodigy.
Mozart is recognized as a prodigy in the history of music, and he showed his extraordinary talent and outstanding talent in music very early. From Mozart's childhood, we can see a child's positive attitude towards music and persistent pursuit of artistic career. Although not everyone is a genius, Mozart, a prodigy, is definitely a good example, legendary and worth learning.
When he was a child, Mozart often went to the piano, pressed the keys and listened carefully, and tried to play the music he had heard. Once, Mozart's father came home with his friends and saw 4-year-old Mozart sitting at his desk writing. When his father asked him what he was doing, Mozart said that he was writing a piano concerto. My father took a look at the employee paper. He shed tears with excitement. He said to his friend, "Look, what he wrote is both correct and meaningful!" " Talent, diligence and hard work, this is the talented boy Mozart!
3. Collect the stories of several famous people
Generally, there are many, such as Shennong tasting a hundred herbs, and Lei Feng doing good deeds without leaving his name.
Collect stories of celebrities
The story of Edison?
One snowy night, Edison's mother suddenly fell ill, and his father hurried to call a doctor. The doctor said, "Your mother has acute appendicitis and needs surgery." . At that time, there were only oil lamps without electric lights, and the light of oil lamps was very dim, so if you were not careful, you would open the wrong knife. Edison suddenly had a good idea. He took out all the oil lamps at home and put a mirror behind him to let the doctor finish the operation smoothly. The doctor said, "Son, you saved your mother with your wisdom and cleverness." Edison took his mother's hand and said, "Mom, I want to be a sun at night." ?
A studious and curious story:
Liu Qi is burying himself in reading. Liu Qi, a native of Pengcheng, Liang Dynasty, was "lonely and poor, but it was difficult to make lamps and candles, so he often bought them and burned them" and studied hard. ?
Su Ting blows fire and reads books. "Many fathers often mix with their servants and are eager to learn. Every time I want to study, there are always no lights and candles. I tasted in the stable and read by the fire. Too bitter. " ?
Chang Lin belt plough and hoe. At the end of the Han Dynasty, Chang Lin said, "I am eager to learn, and I have a plow and hoe. His wife often pays for it herself. Although Lin is in the field, he respects each other like a guest. " ?
Shimi hung the book in the corner. Shi Mi of Sui Dynasty was sent to the court of Yang Di as a bodyguard when she was a teenager. He is naturally flexible. When he was on duty, he looked around and was discovered by Emperor Yang Di. He thought the boy was dishonest, so he was excused from his job. Shi Biao is not depressed. After returning home, he studied hard and determined to be a learned man. Once, Shimi rode an ox to meet his friends. On the way, he hung Hanshu on the loudspeaker and took the time to study. This incident was passed down as a much-told story. ?
Dong Zhongshu didn't peek into the garden for three years. Dong Zhongshu devoted himself to research and worked tirelessly. Although there is a garden behind the study, he concentrated on reading and studying, and did not go into the garden to enjoy it for three years. Dong Zhongshu devoted himself to research and became a famous thinker in the Western Han Dynasty. ?
Youning sat down. Guan Ning and Hua Xin were old friends in the Han Dynasty. One day, two people were reading at the same table, and some dignitaries passed by by by car. Guan Ning was undisturbed, studying as usual, and Hua Xin went out to see it, envious. Guan Ning saw that Hua Xin and his friends were not really like-minded, so he cut the table and sat down. Guan Ning finally made a career! ?
Kuang Heng stole the light. In the Western Han Dynasty, there was a particularly learned man named Kuang Heng. When Kuang Heng was a child, his family was poor. In order to study, he chiseled through the wall of his neighbor's illiterate home and stole a candle to read, which finally touched his neighbor's illiteracy. With everyone's help, Kuang Heng Jr. learned something. During the Han and Yuan Dynasties, he served as a doctor, and was recommended by Shi Gao, a general of Fu and Che Qi, and moved to be a doctor. ?
Che Yin capsule fireflies read at night. Che Yin was born in Nanping (now Hubei Public Security Bureau) in Jin Dynasty. He comes from a poor family, but he studies very hard. "The poor don't often produce oil, but Xia Yue practices holding dozens of fireflies to shoot books, day and night." The story of Zhao reading has been circulated in history as a beautiful conversation, inspiring later scholars.
5. What are the celebrity stories collected?
Tang Bohu was a famous painter and writer in Ming Dynasty. When he was young, he showed superhuman talent in painting. As a disciple of the great painter Shen Zhou, Tang Bohu naturally studied harder, quickly mastered the painting skills, and was highly praised by Shen Zhou. Unexpectedly, due to Shen Zhou's praise, Tang Bohu, who has always been modest, gradually became complacent. Shen Zhou see in the eye, in mind. During a meal, Shen Zhou asked Tang Bohu to open the window. Tang Bohu found that his window was actually a painting by Teacher Shen Zhou. Tang Bohu felt very ashamed and devoted himself to painting.
2. Qingtian, Bao Zheng, was intelligent since childhood, was fond of asking questions, and especially liked to solve crimes by reasoning. His father had close contacts with the magistrate. Bao Zheng learned a lot of knowledge about solving crimes from an early age, especially in the case of burning a temple and killing a monk. Bao Zheng peeled silk according to the clues at the scene, screened out the criminal suspects, pretended to be Yan Wang Weimin to investigate the truth and helped the magistrate catch the murderer. He worked hard to learn the knowledge of law and punishment, which laid a deep knowledge foundation for solving crimes and vindicating the people like a god when he grew up.
During the Western Han Dynasty, there was a very learned man named Kuang Heng. When Kuang Heng was a child, his family was poor. In order to study, he chiseled through the illiterate wall of his neighbors and studied by stealing some candle light, which finally touched the illiterate neighbors. With everyone's help, Kuang Heng Jr. learned something. During the Han and Yuan Dynasties, he served as a doctor, and was recommended by Shi Gao, a general of Fu and Che Qi, and moved to be a doctor.
4, Wen Yiduo drunk books
Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading, and he is "drunk" at first sight. On his wedding day, the new house was decorated with lights, colorful and lively. Early in the morning, relatives and friends came to congratulate him until the wedding ceremony.
When the sedan chair arrived home, people couldn't find the groom anywhere. They were so anxious that they found him in the study. He is still wearing an old robe and holding a book in his hand. No wonder people say he can't read, but he wants to read.
I'm loaded.
Hua guessed the ledger.
The famous mathematician Hua has a different way of reading. He took a book, didn't read it from beginning to end, but thought for a while, then closed his eyes and meditated. male
Guess the layout of the book and think about it before opening it. If the author's thinking is consistent with his own guess, he won't read it. The guessing reading method of flowers not only saves reading time, but also cultivates one's own thinking and thinking.
The power of elephants will not make you a slave to books.
5. Books that have been copied.
Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Thanks to his diligence and study, his artistic level has reached the level of perfection.
Degree and become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Only later did he know that Beijing Library had this book.
He decided to copy the book back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. He finally copied a book with hundreds of words.
6. Zhang Guanghou eats books
Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because I often rummage through the pages repeatedly, there are obvious black marks on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.
Gorky kept this book.
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Gorky, a great literary master, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. He picked up the book first and thought nothing else. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said, "Books."
While enlightening my wisdom and mind, it helped me stand up in a muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth. "
Excerpted from netizens, thank you.
6. Collect celebrity stories and deeds
Lu Xun:
The "South China" Literature Society founded by some progressive youths in Guangzhou hopes that Lu Xun (188 1-
1936) contributed to their inaugural issue. Lu Xun said, "You write the article first."
Ok, I'll write it later, lest others say that Lu Xun came to Wenzhou and asked young people to join.
Yes "
The young man said, "We are all poor students. If the first issue of the publication doesn't sell well, it won't. "
The second phase must have strength. "
Lu Xun said humorously and seriously, "Publications sell easily. You can write them. "
The articles scold me, and the publications that scold me sell well. "
In 1930s, some writers had serious subjectivism problems. On one occasion, someone talked to Lu Xun.
Talking about this problem, Lu Xun just smiled at first. After a while, he told two stories:
Gold pole
There is a farmer who carries water every day. One day, he suddenly remembered Ping.
What does the emperor use to carry water to eat? I continued to answer: I must use the golden apartment.
Bear.
Eat persimmon
There was a peasant woman who woke up early in the morning and felt hungry. She thought, the queen mother.
How's mom? I must have woken up and called out, "Sister, take it!"
Eat a persimmon. "
1934 Chen Liang, mayor of Beiping, Kuomintang, banned male and female students from swimming together.
Hearing this, Mr. Lu Xun said to several young friends, "Men and women should not be classmates."
Swimming, where men and women breathe air together and confuse Gan Kun, is not more serious than swimming with classmates!
Mayor lyna might as well give another order, so that when men and women go out, everyone should wear a gas mask.
Mask. It doesn't circulate air and won't appear. In this way; Everyone is here! Here!
……"
After that, Mr. Lu Xun leaned his head back slightly and simulated the pipe of the gas mask with his hand. ...
Everyone was laughed at by Lu Xun's words and deeds.
1934, commonwealth magazine opened a column of "Interview with Writers" and cooperated with it.
Publish the portrait of the interviewed writer. The editor of the magazine wrote to Lu Xun, demanding
Allow interviews, and take a photo with the study as the background, and then take a photo of Lu Xun and Guangxu.
Ping and take a group photo. Lu Xun wrote a humorous letter to refuse:
Xu Beihong invited Qi Baishi.
The name "writer" is very nice, and I didn't respect myself in the past. I think I might as well abuse it. recently
I am ashamed to wake up quietly. There is no thought in the brain, and there is no study in the apartment.
Lady and son have nothing to do with the literary world, and dare not accept three elegant lives. if
When Mr. Wang writes a biography of a fake writer another day, he should make a list of books and put on airs.
Sweeping the floor is welcome. "
It is your bounden duty to take care of yourself, let alone an old painter who carves insects. The sea is clear and the moon is full. Walking sticks help sleepwalk in Xu Xi.
This is a poem "Looking for Home under the Moon" presented by Qi Baishi to Xu Beihong, and I sincerely thank Xu Beihong for his kindness of "guarding the house in the thatched cottage".
I've heard a lot about it.
1in the autumn of 929, Xu Beihong, a modern painter and art educator, became the president of Beijing Institute of Art. Convinced that only excellent teachers can cultivate excellent students, he carefully selected professors, and the first person he planned to hire was Qi Baishi.
Qi Baishi studied painting as a teenager, and after half a century of hard study and unremitting efforts, he finally became one of the masters of painting. /kloc-settled in Beijing in 0/920, specializing in painting and seal cutting. Xu Beihong has always admired his figure painting skills and called him a real master of art.
Looking at the grass house is fruitless.
One day in early September, Xu Beihong came to Qi Baishi's apartment in Xidan Crosscar Hutong. After greeting, Ming Dow came to me: "Mr. Wang is a famous painting master and wants to invite you to teach at the Art Institute." Qi Baishi politely declined. "Thank you, Dean Xu, for your care, but I'm over 60 years old, and I can't listen to you, but I'm grateful."
"There are many professors in colleges and universities who are seventy years old. Teacher qi knows the way of old age and points out the maze. Who can match it? This is a very useful era. " Xu Beihong took the arm and said please.
Qi Baishi still refused: "The professor has a great responsibility, so it is better to hire a clever one, so as not to mislead people."
Two days later, Xu Beihong came to visit again, another kind invitation, which Qi Baishi refused on the grounds of being old. Take care of the golden stones in the rain.
Xu Beihong, who is thirsty for talent, is unwilling to give up. Looking at the house in spite of your busy schedule, I came in the wind and rain, and once again offered my love and sincere invitation. Moved, Qi Baishi explained the real reason of "I can't forgive in my life": "I am old and weak, because I was an old carpenter and didn't go to school. Inexperienced professors on the stage are afraid of attracting teachers' criticism, and they are afraid of naughty students making trouble or even not attending classes. "
"Mr. Qi's worry is not unreasonable, but it seems unnecessary." Xu Beihong said sincerely: "The qualification of a professor lies in real talent and practical learning, and has nothing to do with his birth. Don't some people who stay abroad exist in name only? Mr. Qi has a unique artistic style, which combines traditional freehand brushwork and folk painting. Not only can you teach students, but you can also teach Xu Beihong. "
"No, no, Dean Xu is too modest." Qi Baishi waved.
"That's the truth, don't be too modest." Xu Beihong said with confidence: "When Mr. Qi is in class, he doesn't have to make a long speech, but he can paint and demonstrate with a little hint. When school starts, I will accompany you to class and escort you. In case some students are really undisciplined. "
Qi Baishi was moved from his heart and finally nodded: "Then try it."
On the opening day, Xu Beihong personally sent Qi Baishi to the school by carriage, and respectfully introduced Qi Baishi's superb accomplishments to the teachers and students of the school. He also said that he traveled with him and "escorted" Qi Baishi. Considering that Qi Baishi is really old, Xu Beihong also gave him a lot of care: after beginning of winter, the weather was cold and he was given a stove on the podium; In summer, install an electric fan for him; It's windy and rainy, send a car to pick it up. It can be described as meticulous.
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