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Funny message phrases for boyfriends are suitable for leaving messages for boyfriends.

1, don't be depressed, although you haven't just traveled, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!

2. Say that money is a sin and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the most perfect, don't go!

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

Don't think that today is the low point of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your later days.

Don't say that I don't deserve you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

6. I took part in the pigeon-letting competition, and I went alone as a result.

7. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

8. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

9. You have come to the wrong place. We are King Kong gourd dolls.

10, I can't find it anywhere. I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat! Boss, another cage of steamed bread!