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A new compilation of fables
The next day, the forest square was crowded with people. Everyone heard that the tortoise and the rabbit were competing again, so they all came to watch the fun. The golden monkey volunteered to be the referee, and two larks followed.
The game began, and the tortoise began to get busy at once. First, he helped Brother Xiang solve the arithmetic problem, then he helped the hen take care of the children and helped Grandpa Goat cross the road ... He was so tired that he was panting and busy as a bee.
Look at the rabbit again. He is jumping around, picking wild flowers and mushrooms, and having a good time. The kind lark told him, "Time is limited!" The rabbit said unhurriedly, "I have a plan, but I need your help!" " Said, and gave lark a bag of rice.
The tortoise was tired all day and fell asleep long ago. Surprisingly, in the dead of night, the rabbit knocked on the door of the golden monkey with a big basket of bananas. ...
On the third day, the rabbit was beaming, dressed neatly, and walked to the square with his head held high, just as the golden monkey announced, "The tortoise did 12 good things in this competition, and the rabbit did nothing."
Everyone burst into laughter, and the rabbit was angry and ashamed, and almost blushed.
"I declare that the tortoise won the game!"
After the game, the rabbit went to find the golden monkey. It happened that the golden monkey also came to him with a basket of bananas: "Rabbit, I didn't expose you just now. It's really a shame for you." You should learn a lesson. "
The rabbit stood like a statue. ...
One morning, the cat was very happy. I thought, "By the way, I'll send something delicious to my wife, Miss Cat!" Maybe she will accept me again. "The cat dressed up to go out, humming a ditty on the bus, just like a mouse on the bus. Seeing that the cat is so beautiful today, the mouse goes to say hello: "Good morning! Mr. Cat, why are you dressed so beautifully today? "The cat was in a good mood, but when she saw the mouse greeting her, she said," I'm going to do something serious today, and it's still a big deal, you little guy. What do you know? "The mouse was very angry when it heard that the cat despised itself so much. In a rage, it sneaked into the box brought by the cat and ate all the good things of the cat. The mouse was full and felt a little sleepy, so he lay in it and fell asleep.
The cat got off the bus and went to Miss Cat's house. She said to Miss Cat, "Honey, look what I brought you to eat." Then he opened the box himself and saw the mouse he met this morning lying in it. When the cat saw that everything she said had been eaten up by the mouse, she immediately flew into a rage: "I'm so angry that I won't chop you into a paste." In this way, the cat and the mouse launched a big battle in Miss Cat's house. Make Miss Cat's house a mess. But Miss Cat doesn't seem to be angry at all, and she is still watching the war happily. Finally, Miss Cat said to the cat, "I like him very much. Please give him to me. The cat saw Miss Cat so happy that she even agreed. " But whenever the cat makes out with Miss Cat, the mouse always makes trouble.
The new fable story 3 Rabbit has been bitter since it lost to the tortoise in the tortoise-hare race last time. So, the rabbit went to discuss with the tortoise and decided to have another game and gamble all his property. Note that the tortoise agreed without saying anything.
Although the tortoise promised so readily, it was actually extremely anxious-if it lost the game, it would not only lose all its property, but also lose its reputation. When the tortoise came home, he hurriedly called six brothers to discuss countermeasures.
Big Brother said, "How about an invisible electric skateboard?" As soon as his voice fell, the second brother shouted, "No, no, if we are found, we will lose!" " ""it won't be found! " "Yes!" "no!" "yes! "... just as the eldest brother and the second brother blushed and their necks were thick, the clever younger brother rolled his eyes and said," Come here, come here. We do this ... this ... this ... will! " "good!" The tortoise brothers said in unison, then looked at each other and all "gnome male-"laughed.
After the rabbit came home, he practiced hard day and night, waiting for the game.
It's finally the day of the game. The stadium is located in the forest, and the animals come to the stadium early. When Uncle Elephant gave the order, the rabbit ran away. Look at the tortoise again, just crawling slowly at the usual speed.
The tortoise crawled for a while and saw no one around. He turned and got into the grass. The rabbit ran for a while and looked back. The tortoise disappeared, and he was glad that the dead tortoise was going to lose! But it was a little upset, so it shouted, "Tortoise, Tortoise, where are you?" At this moment, the tortoise appeared in front of the rabbit and loudly replied, "Hey, I'm here!" " The rabbit was surprised and thought, Oh, no! Why does the tortoise run so fast? It didn't have time to think much, so it sped up, ran for a while and shouted, "Tortoise, tortoise, where are you?" The tortoise appeared in front of him again and replied, "hey, I'm here!" " "
When the rabbit ran breathlessly to the finish line, the tortoise had won the trophy.
It turned out that the tortoise that appeared on the road was its six brothers.
Toad went home.
He swaggered into his shack and returned to his own acre of land. The pond where even the lotus leaves can't grow is his home. "The dream is like a fire, who * * * I'm crazy. It was cold at night, but I had to try to hide. How many naive ideals have been found, how much frustration, how much silence to meet disappointment, how much trauma, how much forgotten, how to say it once upon a time ... "Toad sang a song, and suddenly the bullfrog came running.
"Drink, isn't this a toad? Why don't I eat swan meat and become a singer? "
"Vulgar, what are you showing off?" Toad left angrily.
"I hope you didn't cry for me in the dark. I don't want to stay. Your heart is empty. I hope you don't make me feel too guilty again. I, quiet inside, you don't have to be spoony ... "The old cow sang a song with tears in her eyes and saw toad's inexplicable kindness along the way. She immediately called toad together and chatted.
"Ah, when I was your age, I was very graceful, and your aunt Niu was also very attractive. Ah … but fate can't escape the cleaning of time … by the way, how did you get back to your shack? "
"Uncle, forget what you should forget. You always say Aunt Niu hasn't been around for decades. Why bother? ! "
"If I come back, it's because I ... I ..."
"What's the matter with you?"
"I ... do you miss me, or just be friends with loneliness ..."
"Pack what lazy at sixes and sevens, is that something, hey! Do something serious while you are young. Be careful that you are too old to buy mosquitoes. It is better to go to school and learn how to fly from Aunt Anque. "
Toad thought about it and went directly to the space company to take out all the money earned by singing and selling mosquitoes in recent years. He not only bought a tailor-made fighter plane, but also paid the tuition for a whole year. Slowly, toad began his own research.
One day, swans came to watch the air show, and toad took off and finished a beautiful show. The swans cheered and marveled at toad's superb skills. A swan named Li even praised the toad. Toad once took a fancy to Li.
Swan Li often comes to see Toad, watching his wonderful flight, and flying with Toad from time to time. Gradually, Toad always talks to Richard and gives him all his precious things.
Once, toad gave Daniel a rare mosquito that he hid in an iceberg, thinking that Daniel would like it very much, but …
As the days passed, Toad crossed the sky with his original skills at the graduation ceremony and marveled at the world. When he got off the plane, he sang affectionately:
"... create a better place for you and me ..."
When Li Xiao arrived, Toad changed another song that he had already prepared, "There is drizzle, wind and stones in the street at dusk ... I hope you know at this moment that it is my heartfelt words: I like you, with moving eyes and more charming laughter. I hope I can touch you again, and that lovely face ... "
However, as expected, Li turned and left, and walked so decisively. Toad jumped wildly and chased for a long time. Li only turned around and resolutely tore off a piece of meat and threw it to toad. "I can only give you so much. I just hope you can continue to study ... "
Turned and flew away and flew back to her beautiful home.
Toad was in great pain and swallowed the bloody swan meat in one gulp.
……
From then on, toad sang "Candlelight" from time to time and went back to his shack to sell mosquitoes, because he thought that everything depended on people's efforts, and only by himself could he conquer his destiny. Toad really doesn't want to eat swan meat.
When he looked up at the swan flying across the sky, he felt a smile on his lips.
After the news of Qian Donkey's death reached Donkey Village, the whole village was like a broken pot. The donkeys were outraged and demanded that the murderer be severely punished and the donkey king be cleared. Some people think that we should negotiate with the tiger to solve the problem peacefully; Some people think that if you don't go deep into the den, how can you get nothing? Some people think that they have entered the tiger group and seized the tiger position. ...
When everyone was expressing their opinions, an old donkey hobbled into the middle of the herd. "Everyone be quiet first. As the saying goes,' shoot the horse first, catch the thief first and catch the king'. I understand everyone's feelings now, but the death of the king has little to do with the tiger. "
As soon as the voice fell, a donkey pointed at the old donkey's nose and scolded, "Are you still a donkey?" How dare you say such a thing? ! "
I saw the old donkey say tepidly, "Everybody relax and listen to me slowly."
"Who knows why the king went to Guizhou? Why did you die in the jaws of death? "
Everyone looked at each other and was silent. "In fact, the initiator of the whole incident is Liu Zongyuan, a great writer worshipped by mankind." The old donkey continued.
"What? Is that him? No? " Lu jumped out and said.
"Don't believe it? Come with me tomorrow and settle accounts with him. " Say and turn away.
The next day, the old donkey and his party came to Liu Zongyuan's residence. I saw Liu Zongyuan sitting in the middle of the hall, thinking hard about his new work.
The old donkey coughed three times and said, "Everything goes to the Sanbao Hall. You must give us an explanation today. "
Liu Zongyuan opened his eyes and wondered, "Who are you? Explain? What account? "
"Never mind who we are! You wrote in "The Donkey is at the end of his wit" that the donkey died. He is the leader of our donkey herd. Don't blame us for losing our temper unless you explain it to us. "
Seeing that the donkeys were glaring, Liu Zongyuan choked and said, "Don't worry, everyone, speak slowly."
"If it weren't for you, our king would go to a place called money? Will die? It is also said that our king is suffering the consequences of his own actions. Liu, if you don't make up this story, we will resort to legal means to accuse you of allegedly slandering the donkey king and infringing on his reputation, life and freedom, and bear corresponding legal responsibilities and compensation. Otherwise, we donkeys will never let you go! Do it yourself? "
"That, that you say how to change?" Liu Zongyuan trembled all over.
"First of all, the word Lv Qian has obvious geographical discrimination; Secondly, restore the reputation of our donkey and change "I am at my wit's end" to "I am at my wit's end", so that we can have an account of history and future.
Under the gaze of the donkeys, Liu Zongyuan began to modify it carefully. ...
New fable story 6: Better late than never.
Once upon a time, there was a man who kept some sheep. One morning, he went to herd sheep and found that one was missing. It turned out that there was a hole in the sheepfold, and at night the wolf got in and took the sheep away. Neighborhood advised him: "Fix the sheepfold quickly and plug the hole." He didn't accept his neighbor's suggestion: "Why build a sheepfold when the sheep have been lost?" The next morning, he went to herd sheep and found another one missing. It turned out that the wolf got in from the hole and took the sheep away. He regretted not accepting his neighbor's advice. So he quickly blocked the hole and repaired the sheepfold firmly ... At night, the wolf who couldn't eat the sheep took his master away. This story tells us that loss is not necessarily a bad thing!
The eagle was reborn after plucking its hair and breaking its beak.
When the eagle lived to be forty years old, its claws began to age and it could not catch its prey effectively. Its beak becomes long and curved, almost touching its chest; Its wings are getting heavier and heavier, making it very difficult to fly. At this time, some eagles choose to accept the reality and grow old slowly. The indomitable eagle will try its best to fly to the top of the mountain and build its nest on the cliff. Hit the rock with its beak until it falls off completely; Endure the pain and pull out the nails and feathers one by one. After a long pain, I grew new feathers, and my nails became sharp, so I could swim in the blue sky and conquer the sky … but I starved to death a few days later because I couldn't grow a beak. This story tells us: people should conform to the laws of nature!
Make a comprehensive judgment on sth. Based on a one-sided view
The king called four blind people and asked them to touch something. The right one will be rewarded. The blind man who touched the ivory said, this is a big and long radish; The blind man who touched the elephant's ear said, this is a big cattail fan; And the one who touched the elephant's leg said, this is a big pillar. Yes, how can people who don't understand the overall situation have a correct understanding of things ... The fourth blind man pointed to the elephant and turned to ask a passerby, "What is this?" "It's an elephant." So the blind man took a box of money and got it done! This story tells us: be a man, ask if you don't understand!
Quench thirst by thinking of plum-masturbating with illusory hope
One summer, the weather was unusually hot. The sun is like fire, and there is not a cloud in the sky. The troops were walking on the winding mountain road, and several weak soldiers fainted on the side of the road. Cao Cao saw that the marching speed was getting slower and slower, and he was worried about delaying the fighters. He was very anxious. But now tens of thousands of people can't even drink water, how can we speed up? Cao Cao looked at the Woods in front of him, and his mind turned. The solution came: "Soldiers, I know there is a large area of Merlin in front, where the plums are big and delicious. Let's hurry around this hill and get to Meilin. " Hearing this, the soldiers were refreshed ... soldier A was familiar with the story of "the blind man touched the elephant". A passerby was pulled in: "Hometown, is there Merlin ahead?" "No way." The soldiers felt cheated and overthrew Cao Cao's feudal rule together. This story tells us that a white lie is also a lie!
Did you find it funny after reading it? In this materialistic era, if young people choose leisure and entertainment, their first choice is mostly playing games and watching plays. How many people can really calm down and read and think? Of course, although the above story may make you feel "listen to you and study for ten years for nothing", it also gives it new connotation and explains new truth to you from an alternative angle. Would you like to have a try?
New fable 7 Hello everyone, do you want to know "The New Tortoise and Rabbit Race"? Let me tell you something about it.
The rabbit has been blaming itself ever since it lost to the tortoise. It thought, "Hey, if I hadn't slept last time, I wouldn't have beaten the tortoise." The more he thinks about it, the more anxious he becomes. He broke into the turtle's house and said, "smelly turtle, if I hadn't slept last time, you wouldn't have hit me." The tortoise said unhurriedly, "Let's have a competition." Little magpie is in the forest.
The next day, everyone came to the venue, and the little monkey skipped over and said, "I'll be the referee." Then pick up the starting gun.
The rabbit and the tortoise are all ready, and the little monkey slams the starting gun. The rabbit rushed to the finish line like an arrow. He forgot to look at the scenery and ran forward wholeheartedly. Finally, the tortoise waited for him there a long time ago. The tortoise stretched himself and said, "Why are you here?" ? I have been waiting for you for half a day. The rabbit was surprised and said, "No, I do." "After that, I fainted. Students, do you know what is going on?
Ha, it turns out that the tortoise has a twin brother who looks exactly like him. The tortoise and the rabbit raced and kept his brother waiting at the finish line. When the rabbit reached the finish line, he saw the turtle's brother. The rabbit thought it was a tortoise and fainted.
The tortoise defeated the rabbit with his wisdom.
A new fable. On the mountain road, a plant swayed with the wind.
Two men came face to face. A man saw this plant and frowned and said, "What kind of plant is this?" It's ugly! The leaves are grotesque and gray; Wu Dalang's body was covered with strange spikes. "
This plant doesn't answer.
Another man looked at it in disgust and said, "It stinks all over, not much better than the smell of big stinky grass." This kind of thing is definitely useless! If I were it, I wouldn't want to live for a second! "
This plant is still silent.
The two men had enough sarcasm about it and left.
A magpie flew down from the tree and said to it, "They are so sarcastic and attack you, why don't you fight back?" ! As far as I know, your rhizome has a miraculous effect on curing incurable diseases-as long as you say your rhizome can save lives, they won't treat you like this. "
"What you said is very reasonable, but I can't do it." The plant replied, "If I say I can save my life, it will bring me face, but can they spare me?" I know this animal very well. Sometimes, for their own self-interest, they are even worse than animals! "
Fable story new 9 "I want to go out!" "In the iron cage, an oriole screamed at the top of his lungs, flapping his wings and violently hitting the cage.
"Why is it always so quiet? Isn't it nice to be here? There are good millet, pollution-free mineral water and comfortable velvet bed. " This is the master's One Hundred Enlightenments.
The oriole also denounced it for a hundred times: "However, there is no freedom I want here! You hateful person, there must be nothing to repay! "
The master ignored it, shook his head and left.
However, this has always been a headache for him-the oriole still keeps barking and hitting the cage every day.
He couldn't think of a good way, so he had to ask an old man with a silver beard.
The old man smiled: "This is easy to handle. You just need to catch another oriole and throw it into the cage, and all the annoying problems will naturally be solved soon. "
According to the plan, the master caught another oriole and put it in an iron cage.
Maybe I just arrived in a brand-new environment, and then the oriole sang a song. This song is euphemistic, loud and beautiful.
The original oriole was jealous and hated: "Is such a broken voice worth making a fool of yourself here?" I didn't speak. If I sing, I will sing ten thousand times better than you. "
"Then start singing now!" This voice is obviously provocative.
"Are you my father or mother? If you want me to sing, I will. ! Are you kidding! "
"You don't sing, it is guilty. Maybe you can't sing at all. I'm afraid you are a tone deaf guy. "
Hearing this, the original oriole was furious and pounced on the oriole behind him. ...
As a result of the scuffle, they were evenly matched. Although they were not seriously injured, they spent their time and thoughts on how to deal with each other.
The owner was very happy, because after the orioles fought, they never played in the cage again, shouting for freedom. He smiled and said, "That old man is really a smart man! He knows too well the virtues of fighting animals. "
New Fable Story 10 Once upon a time, there was a turtle named Ninja Turtle, which came from the far east. There is also a rabbit named Yutu, which is also from the East. One day they played, and the referee was Aesop, who recorded the story. the problem is ...
One sunny morning, the Teenage Ninja Turtle just learned the catwalk a few days before practicing. Jade Rabbit happened to see it and proudly said, "How can your legs climb fast?" The Teenage Ninja Turtle was unconvinced and said angrily, "What's the matter, you have long ears? Let's have a competition and see who is powerful. " The rabbit agreed. Aesop found this and quickly stood up and said, "I'll be the referee."
The game has started. Teenage Ninja Turtles fell behind at first, and Yutu kept ahead. When it was halfway, it was tired and thought, I have left the tortoise so far, so I'll take a rest first. It didn't take long for it to find a tree to rest. Teenage Ninja Turtle took out the telescope he carried with him, looked at it and found the rabbit sleeping. Then it went into the bushes, took out a bike and rode to the finish line. When it approached the finish line, it got off, hid the car and climbed the finish line as fast as possible.
The Teenage Ninja Turtle reached the finish line, and the cheers of victory disturbed the Jade Rabbit's sleep. It woke up with a start and immediately rushed to the finish line, and found that the Teenage Ninja Turtle was already receiving the prize. Ninja Turtle climbed onto the platform and said to Jade Rabbit, "I won. I'm sorry I didn't wake you. " Jade Rabbit refused to accept, saying, "I refuse to accept. I have the ability to compete again. " Teenage Ninja Turtle said, "If you don't come, it's boring to win more, what's more, what qualifications do you have to compete with me?" Yutu had nothing to say and bowed her head and went home.
Aesop recorded this story, which often tells people from the side, don't be careless, don't be lazy, it will make you suffer.
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