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At the moment, this little beast is licentious.

It is said that there was once an old scholar who had no children but a daughter. Of course, my daughter is getting married, and the old scholar certainly can't bear it. On the night of her daughter's wedding, the old scholar paced up and down the room and never slept.

His family advised him that it was natural for his parents to be reluctant to part with his daughter's marriage since ancient times. What are you worried about? The old scholar jumped up in anger and scolded, "You don't know. At the moment, that little beast is being presumptuous. "

This joke comes from a great book-Laughter in the Woods. The so-called "that little beast is presumptuous" refers to his daughter's wedding night, and the son-in-law is of course presumptuous. The father is somewhat jealous of his daughter's marriage, but the old scholar's etiquette is pedantic and dirty, but it is also on the paper.

There is a story circulating on the internet, and the so-called story has not survived. But most jokes are boring and obscene. Laughter in the Woods is a collection of ancient jokes, with many dirty jokes in the middle, but the language is a bit quaint and it is not easy to detect its pollution. The word "unbridled" above is an example, leaving room for imagination and not feeling dirty.

How about this book? Written during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. According to the textual research of Zhou Zuoren's Selected Pieces of Qiuci 'an, the content of laughter in the forest is selected from Feng Menglong's Laughing Room, Li Zhuowu's Laughing Down and Shi Tianqi's Laughing Well. The author is not a person, but a bunch of people, nicknamed "game master".

To tell the truth, there are some dirty jokes that go beyond Erguotou. But most of the content is to grasp the essence of some ugly phenomena in life and hit the nail on the head.

Most of the techniques used are exaggerated, but the words are concise and humorous, which won the essence of "joke".

More importantly, Laughter in the Woods is about the world, which is very life-oriented. All the ridiculous and deplorable things in civilian society. For example, family life, social outlook, meanness and malice of villains, laziness, meanness, fear of wives, etc., are all ironically exposed.

The ultimate benefit is that people laugh and don't feel depressed after reading it.

Not being depressed may be an important reason why we pursue laughter.

Then study Xiao's Guang Lin Collection.

Talk about karma

I know a book and am interested in it, mostly from another book. I didn't know the existence of this book at first, but I found many quotations from Qian Zhongshu and found them very interesting. Qian Zhongshu is famous for his humor, and his quotations are very strange, so I naturally became interested in this book.

Someone introduced this book and said, "With a happy smile, we can learn about the world and explore the potential of humor. It is that happy smile that cleanses the troubles and broadens the mind. "

I think it's too much.

Humor is not humorous, but it has something to do with people themselves. You don't need to dig it deliberately, you need others to find it deliberately. For example, some people feel funny when they say something. Some people tell jokes on purpose, but they are not funny. It is ok to clean up your troubles, but it may not be possible to say "open your heart".

However, Xiao is very knowledgeable or cognitive about Ji, at least for the Ming and Qing dynasties, such as a title, a profession and several types of people.

What's the use of knowing meaning?

You can use it at any time. For example, if you write a novel set in Amin and Qing Dynasty, there are many things that can be used. The expression of its humorous meaning can also be learned. Even if you write jokes online, you can learn many skills.

The point is that each article is very short and suitable for fragmented reading.

The Collection of Xiao Guanglin is divided into twelve parts, each with its own unique theme.

Of course, this classification method is not completely consistent with its content, just for the convenience of sorting out the data at that time. As can be seen from the name of the Ministry, this content designs most occupations and figures, including teachers, daughters, bedclothes, monks and Taoists, poor peasants and middle peasants, etc.

for instance

Record some of them.

Two articles of boudoir style department-

Two articles from the World Taboo Department-

Two articles from the special department-

Two articles on "Body Department"

Say one last.

There is a fortune teller who lives by looking at faces. There is a rickshaw puller in the street, so you must look at him face to face. The man said, "Don't look at me, I'll look at you." Smile in person and ask, "What do you think of me?"

The man said, "I don't like you."