Friends circle funny talk about the paragraph: ugly, you still rely on hair style.

1. I had a nightmare at night, which scared me to cry. My mother rushed over and asked me: What's the matter? I said: I dreamed that I was going to have my hair cut, and the barber gave me a particularly ugly hairstyle. Who knows that I haven't finished yet? When my mother heard this, she said with disgust: You still depend on the hairstyle for ugliness. I really cried after hearing this sentence!

2. Ben San doesn't have a boyfriend. I feel like a crime when I go home. I think of calling my mother a few days ago. Mom, I bought a ticket to go home. It's at 8 o'clock on the morning of the 29th. Oh, did you come back alone? Yes, yes! Oh, I got you two new quilts, so you'd better cover the old ones.

3. I took some raisins home on my way home from work. After dinner, I said to my second-rate husband, I'll wash the dishes and you wash the raisins. When I came back from washing dishes, I found my husband lying in bed and didn't wash the raisins. I shouted at him, Didn't you hear me when I told you to wash the raisins? The idiot stretched out his feet and said, I washed them, Nima.

4. When I was sick as a child, my mother would always make a cup of coffee and say, foreigners drink here. I have always been afraid of coffee, bitter and bitter. When I grew up, I traveled all over Starbucks and went to the island, but I couldn't find the taste I drank when I was a child. Until one day, I drank Radix Isatidis

5. Wife: Honey, people want a princess hug. Husband: Forget it. Wife: No, they want it. The husband gave his wife a helpless hug. Wife: How do you feel? Husband: Just like bottled water. Wife: Yes. . .

6. I felt sore all over after drinking broken tablets last night. Ask a friend: Tell me, what did I do after drinking too much last night? As a result, my friend said helplessly: you drank too much last night, and you didn't say you were Altman. You played with the stone lion at the entrance of the hotel for more than half an hour!

7. After eating, say to your wife: Your face is as beautiful as the moon. Give her beauty, and after a while, she asked: Why do you say my face is like the moon? Because your face is as big and round as the moon, and it is full of pits.

8. Today, the idiot wife asked: Can air be caught? I nodded decisively, and she asked again: How? I silently farted on my hand, then put it in front of her nose and asked, Do you smell it? Then,,,, forget it, kneeling keyboard went to class. 9. One day, the teacher wanted the students to use their brains and asked, Xiao Ming, what would you do if you saw a big black bear in the forest one day? Xiao Ming: Then I'll shoot it! Teacher: What if you happen to have no gun? Xiaoming: I stabbed it to death! Teacher: What if you happen to have no knife? Xiao Ming: Oh, teacher, are you on the bear's side or on my side? Teacher:

1. A man went to the street and bought a load of rice. One end was heavy and the other was light, so it was difficult to choose. He scratched at the top of his head and thought of a way to put a big stone on the light side. He sweated the rice home, put down the burden, and took a long breath, saying, It's a good thing we have this stone today, otherwise we can't get it back!

11. Facing the college entrance examination, a student ran to a fortune teller. The fortune teller told him: your life is three yuan in a row, and then it will be dull. The students are very happy to hear this, which shows that they are sure to study in undergraduate, postgraduate and doctoral programs! He invited his friends and had a big meal to celebrate. After eating the bill, he scratched three pieces of one dollar on the invoice

12. My son who was doing his homework suddenly asked me: Mom, how should I make a sentence? I thought about it and said to him: this word can make many sentences, for example: you should get up early; You should do your homework quickly; You should eat without being picky about food; You should listen carefully in class and talk excitedly, only to see your son suddenly throw away his pencil and rush at me and shout: Yes, yes, I will. You should shut up!

13. I slept with my mother last night. I said, Mom, I can't sleep. Please tell me a bedtime story. My mother said: Yes, once upon a time there was a little white rabbit in the big forest. It was ugly and ate a lot. It didn't like folding quilts and washing dishes. It spent all its mother's money and still couldn't find a partner. Well, mom, I suddenly felt a little sleepy.

14. It's time to go back to work after the New Year. I packed things from home and called a black car. On the way, the driver was very nervous when the traffic police checked the car. I patted my chest and said to the driver, Don't be afraid, I'll take care of it. The traffic police came, looked at the driver and asked me who he was. The driver was ready to speak, and I loudly said, I am his wife. The driver cried and said to the traffic police, you'd better take me away. . .

15. The day before the final exam, A: B Where are you going? What's that in your hand? B: I'm going to make copies. A: I want one, too. C: Wait, I want it, too. D: print it for me, too! E: I'll give you the money later. I want a share, too. F: Add me one. G: I'll go with you. I want to print it, too! B: I'm just going to copy my ID card.

16. My sister is in the third grade this year and can't write a composition. Once the teacher assigned them to write a composition. My name is: my grandfather. My sister couldn't write, so she went to the composition book to look for it, but only found one article called: My sister. She changed all her sisters into grandfathers, so the following sentence appeared: My grandfather loves beauty very much, wearing two pigtails and a white dress every day

17. When I was a child, my mother drove me to pick me up from school. I opened the back door and threw my schoolbag in, ready to sit in the front. As soon as I closed the back door and was ready to take the co-pilot position, my mother drove away, so I had to walk back alone.

18. I went to the roadside stall to buy underwear and asked how much it was. The stall owner replied: 12 yuan. I felt the quality, secretly calculated the opportunity for a long time, and said, it's so expensive, cheaper, can't I sell it for 25 taels? The stall owner blinked and finally agreed.

19. Last night, my husband rubbed his temples and said to me, Wife, my head hurts. I asked: Is it necessary to catch a cold? Husband said: No, my head is full of you. I was very beautiful after listening to it, and I was a little touched. As a result, the husband went on to say: Before, you were so thin that I could barely bear it. Now you are so big that it gives me a headache.

2. A boy took out a ring and proposed to a girl. The girl threw the ring into the sea. She said: If you can get the ring back, it means that you really love me and I will marry you. The boy stood by the sea and didn't get into the water. The woman was secretly glad that she had let the poor man give up completely, but it didn't take long for the ring to float. Talk in a funny circle of friends, talk in a funny circle of friends

1. Young people should never lose confidence because of a subject of mathematics. You are not the only one who can't do it.

2. Wang Sicong said that when I make friends, no matter whether he is rich or not, he is not as rich as me. His confidence is very similar to mine. When I make friends, I don't care whether others are poor or not, but they are not as poor as me.

3. I fought with mosquito all night yesterday, and finally it was even. It didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

4. when I went to see "speed and passion 8", I saw a broadcast in the middle: please ask the Bentley owner whose license plate is Jing A88888 to move the car. After listening to this broadcast, I walked out of the cinema with a look of impatience in the amazing eyes of everyone, and then walked to the hands.

5. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words: Next time.

6. Do you like small animals? Of course I like it. How much do you like it? I don't know, every meal!

7. I thought about it for a moment. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner? Because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

8. I didn't know anything about chemistry in today's exam, and then I gestured to my classmates, so my classmates pointed out several girls in succession. So I took a closer look at these girls. Then I silently added ADCB ACDB

9. Don't always ask me what I am doing, what can I do besides studying!

1. I am not firm in my position. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it. I am such a person who goes with the flow.

11. My friend said that his domestic cactus is refined and will move when watered. I went to his house to have a look. Shit! Poor hedgehog.

12. My friend took me home. I used to light a cigarette when I got on the bus. My friend pinched off my cigarette and said, Don't smoke when I get on the bus. It smells like oily smoke. I fucking slapped him in the past, riding an electric car smells like fucking smoke!

13. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

14. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be realized easily with a mobile phone, and there were quite a few choices.

15. Someone asked me why my skin is black, and I smiled. White covers all the ugliness. You are white to cover the ugliness, but I am not ugly.

16. The unit organized a trip abroad, and the administrative younger sister collected employee ID information. When she saw me, she smiled and asked me: Are you a mouse? In order to maintain this zodiac, I replied: Yes, but please remove the old words. She paused, said yes doubtfully and left. As a result, the whole company went out to play, which really dropped Lao Zi from the list.

17. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor, so I just put a dollar in my bowl.

18. During military training, the instructor corrected a girl's posture: hold your head up and hold your chest high! Chest out! Where are the breasts? Where are the breasts? Feel how sad and angry that girl's expression is.

19. Later, my face, arms, buttocks and thighs became very good friends with fat, except my chest.

2. Today, my brother met a female mental derangement, so I took one look at her and got slapped twice. My brother is a man of quality, so I didn't care about her and went straight out of the women's locker room and went home.

21. some people always think that they are between cow a and cow C. in fact, they don't know that they are between stupid a and stupid C.

22. The banana fan belongs to the old gentleman, but it is in the hands of the iron fan princess. Niu Mowang can't be ignorant, but Hong Haier was born with it. Alas, the connotation is really intriguing!

23. I advise all of you to play less with your mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see any money when I open my wallet.

24. I want to buy a car recently. My father took me to all the luxury car 4S shops in the city. I was very touched. Well, it's better to stay with my family. After leaving the store, my dad turned his head and told me, See, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!

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Funny talk about friends circle with pictures: Teacher, just tell me which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher meeting friends circle funny talk about

1. The sun is setting and heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

2. You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

3. Too much sweet talk will lead to diabetes.

4, a sister is bigger than the sky, we are farther than love!

5. It's nothing to get acne, it's your lovely bubble.

6, squatting on the side of the road to see chicks, lying in bed playing with little J ..

7. You accompany me to watch the world quietly on the roof and go to sleep slowly.

8. I do everything on my own, so I don't need your respect.

9. You should sleep with the person you dream of when you wake up.

1. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

11. People who like to kiss up to others are ultimately riding horses.

12. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

13. I still have to listen to math class, in case I understand it one day.

14. The most glorious moment of an apple is hitting Newton on the head!

15. There is no predestination between you and me, and it is all supported by my face value.

16. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I want to cry.

17. clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

18. Do you feel that you are skipping like a qq login?

19. How can we live if even the default bubble costs money?

2. In the future, you will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

21. Opportunity, like a virgin, is rare and only once.

22. Dear boy, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

23. You smell of her perfume. As soon as I smell it, I know it's not as expensive as mine.

24. Half the country is laughing at the other half. In fact, the whole world is a fool.

25. I don't know what the teacher is talking about there, but it seems to be very powerful.

26. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

27. When you were about to be born, the doctor took a look and asked if you wanted to go back to the fortress.

28. A Dream of Red Mansions by modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

29. For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

3. If we don't get crazy, we will start school. If we don't do our homework, we will be finished.

31. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That is my deep love for sleep.

32. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

33. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that what I said was so valuable.

34, depravity is not terrible, what is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

35. I finally found a way to stay young forever, that is, take more photos!

36. I have lived to this age, and the only things I can afford to put down are chopsticks.

37. Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough. Sleeping for five hours on holiday is twice as refreshing.

38. No fault is an assumption, thinking too much is a maturity, and correcting is a virtue.

39. Every morning when I wake up, my hair looks great, either Saiyan or Altman.

4. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

41. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

42. The class teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you ten points for pretending.

43. Those who believe in fate follow it, while those who don't believe in it are dragged by it.

44. Every time I sneeze, I think you are thinking of me, even though I know I have a cold!

45. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable is over, and it's time to pretend.

46. What is pleasure? Pleasure means that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

47. There was a match. If I didn't wash my hair for a few days, my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

48. Be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

49, happiness is good, don't bask in it, because if you bask too much, it will be dried sooner or later.

5. Be a temperamental troll, a layered pervert and a knowledgeable illiterate!

51. People who only know Gang,