Get up and pee. Don't get up until you get wet. How to reply humorously?

This is a joke. If the other person is a friend or acquaintance, you can reply in a humorous way:

1. "Wow, it's amazing that my urine will still wet the sheets. Then I will see if I am wet. "

2. "Ha ha, that's very thoughtful of you. I will consider getting up. "

"I think I may need a catheter so that I won't get the sheets wet."

This kind of reply can increase the relaxed and friendly atmosphere and show your sense of humor.