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Speaking of Arsenal, many people will definitely think a lot about it. Because the team once ranked fourth in the league, fans also want to apply for a fourth prize for Arsenal. Of course, this is all a joke. Although the league results are average, the number of Arsenal fans has been very large, and they are very popular everywhere. But as soon as the transfer period comes, the fans start to worry about their teams. Look at the neighbors in the league at ordinary times, all the players are imported at high prices, but their own teams are not moving, and it is not a year or two, and gradually the fans will get used to it.

The source of all this is that Arsenal has a stingy boss. Before that, there was a survey on team investment. The result shows that the investment of Arsenal boss is zero, which means that the team has been completely run by the club in recent years, which is enough to see how difficult it is to strengthen the team during the summer transfer period. Arsenal's signing funds are also limited every year, only 45 million pounds this year. This money may have been ok a few years ago. Nowadays, the transfer market is rising in price, and they are all "black shops". A star with some level should start at least 50 million. This money should be put to other teams, maybe only enough to buy one person, but Arsenal will use this money to complete the reinforcement of the lineup. The positions of centre-back, full-back and winger need to be supplemented. With so much money to sign a contract, the head coach may be worried to death.

But this summer, an unprecedented thing happened. News came out one after another that Arsenal were getting closer and closer to bringing Pepe from Lille. The winger is very popular this summer, and several clubs are vying for it, and the price is not cheap. As soon as the news came out, Arsenal fans immediately exploded, saying it was impossible and unbelievable. With the funds of the team, they are absolutely unable to pay. However, when the news revealed that Pepe had a medical examination at Arsenal base, everyone had to start believing it and turned their heads to praise Clark (Arsenal boss) crazily. Finally, the official announced that Pepe officially joined, and the transfer fee was as high as 80 million, which made the fans unbelievable.

It is difficult to spend more money. What will such an expensive player bring to Arsenal? I believe everyone seldom hears the name Pepe, because he used to play in Ligue 1. Last season, his goals and assists were 20+ 10, and no one in the five major leagues could do it except Messi, which can understand why all major teams are vying for him.

Pepe from Africa, his speed is absolutely good and his assists are excellent. Just look at his assists last season. He also has a strong body and the ability to cut empty. Arsenal have a powerful tool to pass the threatening ball, Ozil, and they will play a wonderful match next season.

Looking at last season's goal data, we can find that Arsenal scored a lot of goals, second only to Liverpool and Manchester City, which also reflected Arsenal's fierce offensive firepower. After all, with center Obamaian, who ranks first in the Premier League's top scorer list, and Lacazette, who can also occupy a place in the top ten of this list, their offensive combined firepower can definitely rank among the top three in the Premier League. Arsenal are a team that likes to attack on both sides. Next season, these two people in the middle and Pepe on the side will be even more powerful. The defense lines of other teams should be prepared.

This does not mean that the team will rise with this offensive trident next season, and there are still many problems in other positions. The team's defense is unstable and scored a lot of goals last season. The centre-back and full-back need quick reinforcements. Pepe's transfer fee is paid in installments, which means Arsenal still have funds to bring in defenders.

? The Premier League of the new season is about to begin, and there is still the last time before the transfer window closes. I hope Arsenal will seize the opportunity and make full use of the remaining funds.