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What about Murray's skin, sausage party?

During the tour of sausage pie, all kinds of new skins are often introduced. Niuwangmo series skin is a brand-new New Year skin, and its overall style caters to the Spring Festival of the Year of the Ox in China, which is very festive. How is the skin of sausage party Niu Wangmo series? Let Bian Xiao introduce you. Interested friends and Bian Xiao come and have a look!

Cow skin introduction

First of all, the enthusiastic Princess Iron Fan.

Princess Iron Fan, whose enthusiasm is synonymous with her, hides a burning gossip heart under the appearance of various customs. The biggest hobby is watching others quarrel, and no one can match her in fanning the flames.

▲ dead cow ~ call me queen! (Click to open animation)

Can't feel my enthusiasm? Fan you with a banana fan!

Second, the bullish Niu Wangmo

Niu and Princess Iron Fan, the president of Bath-weariness Association, quarreled with him about it. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and sometimes the smell is too strong. He claimed that it was a real bull.

▲ Compared with me? You are still young (click to open the animation)

Third, Hon Hai 'er, a master at playing with fire.

Hong Haier, a dangerous child who likes to play with fire, is forbidden to get close to any inflammable and explosive articles on the island. It is said that she stole Zhuge Liang's Tai Chi feather fan to please her mother, Princess Tiefan.

▲ The fire is booming (click to open the animation)

As far as I'm concerned, it's hard to imagine without fire!

Fourth, add cattle prop library to cattle.

1, AK 12 bronze auspicious clouds

The perfect combination of metal and gem, blue-green flame burning on the gun body. With this bronze auspicious cloud, you can bid farewell to bronze and go straight to the peak.

2, MK 14 samadhi true fire

Hong Haier imperial gun glittering, samadhi really fire. Take it, and you are a heart arsonist.

3. Colorful Xiangyun cattle flying high.

Sing with 32 1: Ride my beloved Xiangyun Niu, it will never get stuck in traffic ~ Ride my beloved Xiangyun Niu, and I will go home soon ~

4. Banana fan

Are you still angry because you can't beat your opponent Use this banana fan to fan out the arrogance of the enemy's intestines and destroy their hope of victory!