Exaggerated and funny confession sentences

1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, as long as 9 yuan, it's my treat. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

3. I like you. Can you accept me? Although I am not beautiful, I really like you. I hope you can give me a chance.

4. hey! Listen, from now on, you're mine. What are you pretending? I am talking about you!

I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

6. I turned and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. Chimonanthus praecox around me forgot the season and was happy.

8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!

I dare not say I love you. I am afraid that I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that when I die, no one will love you like me!

10, it's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

1 1. Your address is up to me. Hmm? Just call it husband.

12, I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

13, as long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely.

14. If I am unmarried after many years, if you are married, please ask your daughter to be careful when she goes home!

15, I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

16, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

17, in the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

18, I will open your dusty memory with the gentleness of my life. May your heart follow your thoughts and things come true.

19, you stand there and I'll run over!

20. How can you be so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

2 1, do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

23. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

It is not difficult to keep calm about the world. For example, I want to argue with you.

25. I have known each other for many years and have a crush on each other for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday.

26. I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want to have your comfort and understanding.

27. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

28, I must give you happiness, no one wants to stop.

29. I like you, and I love you, which is none of your business.

30. I want to kiss you at any time, and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

3 1, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

32. You will be my boyfriend in the future, and you can let me take care of it in the future.

33. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

34. Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side, and you're still going the wrong way!

35. liking me is the need of the revolution, you know?

I took a fancy to your husband's position. Tell her to stay away from others.

37. Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

38. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

39. I want the happiness you gave me, and others can't afford it.

40. A group of immortals in the sky struggled with the landlords. When they saw that there were two cards left in Moon Old, they cleverly played cards one by one. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, he still had a pair of you and me left in his hand.

4 1. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

42, you are an angel, I am a wing; You are a flower, I am a bee; You are the breeze, I am the air; You are a cloud, I am water, you can't live without me, I am integrated with you, and you are my life.

43. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay? Do you love me?

44. You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

45. I accidentally sent I love you by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

46. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

47. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

48. On the first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. I knew then that I was already a prisoner of your life!

49, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

If you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bike.

5 1, I want to give her happiness with my own hands, and I don't trust the rest.

52. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

53. I have no gorgeous language. I just want to give you simple happiness. I hope you can give me a chance to love you.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

55. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will soon turn black.

56. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

57. When we meet, we always nod, but it is always difficult to say anything. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

58. Your words are locked in my memory. Please keep that key for me for life.

59. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

60. If you have a lover, you will leave your hometown as a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

6 1, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

62. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

63. You are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smiled and said, How can I tear out your eyes?

64. I want to be a shining psycho in your ordinary life.

65. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

67. Under normal circumstances, I miss you. In both cases, I am in pain!

68. Give him a kiss and say, I'll seal it, and you'll be mine from now on. I will be responsible for you.

69. If living is the greatest gift from God, then living with you is the greatest gift from God in my mission.

70. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

7 1. I must find you when I miss you.

72. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we are considered as a family.

73. People like you have nothing to talk about with you except love.

74. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

75. Eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

76. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

78. Listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side. You can't go wrong.

79. Meeting you is like the bell ringing all over the world and the flowers blooming all over the world!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

8 1, I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, and I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

82. If there is no problem, we will get the certificate tomorrow.

83. I just have a crush on you. Come with me!

84. I seem to be ill, the kind of illness that I pretend to be when you are within ten meters.

85. I wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your bags and said to go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, after you left, the moon never shone again.

I hear it's cheap to get married now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

87. I just like you and love you. None of your business!

88. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

89. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors, smiled and said, I lost. Hit me. What should I do?

90. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

9 1. As long as I have a breath, I won't leave you and bow to fate.

If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

94. I don't know why human beings must get married. Why not study together and legally combine?

Exaggerated sentences

Exaggerated sentences

1, Dr. Li saw a doctor, but he didn't prescribe it. He got better by three points.

Lei Feng travels thousands of miles on business, but it's good to take the train.

The newly installed lighthouse in the square lights up at night just like during the day.

4, flying three thousands of feet, suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days.

When the blade saw that he couldn't lift him, he roared, as if there had been a thunderbolt for a long time, which made the hills move.

6. Stop it. My brother's songs are worse than crows.

7. The class is so quiet that even the needles can be heard.

8. The asphalt road was sunburned, even the bronze medal in front of the shop seemed to be sunburned.

9. Is there a banquet in the palm of your hand?

10, the whole auditorium is so crowded that even a needle can't be inserted.

1 1. This car drives as fast as an airplane.

12, this orange is so sour that my teeth are almost falling out.

13, this room is very small, like an ant hole.

14, a drop of Taibai liquor, ten miles of grass fragrance.

15, if you say thirsty, it is really thirsty. Your throat is smoking and your face is burning. I can drink one of his rivers or another.

16, Wuling winds and waves, Wumeng walks away with mud pills.

17, the room I live in is only the size of a palm.

18, our house is the size of a palm, and only a few people can hold it.

19, Xiaoming in our village is stronger than an ox.

20. My lungs are full of anger.

2 1. If Tuan Tuan falls, several weightlifters can't help him, so they have to hang him by crane.

22. He jumped up and went to the third floor.

23. He opened his mouth and shouted at the mountain, which shook three times.

24. He drank all the water in the Yangtze River in one breath.

25. His family is too poor to cook.

He was so hungry that he could eat an elephant.

He is so thick-skinned that he can't even stick a needle in it.

28. Wan Li has three rivers flowing into the sea and five thousand mountains climbing skyscrapers.

29. My sister's handwriting is as small as a group of ants.

30. The rumbling sound came. Looking up, I saw a silver-gray behemoth on my head. Its predecessor was in high spirits and spread its wings, just like an ancient vulture hovering above the blue sky.

Exaggerated sentences

1. It was so quiet in the classroom that you could hear a pin drop.

This orange is so sour that my teeth are falling out.

His voice is so ugly that it can break people's eardrums.

A plane as big as a cloud flies in the blue sky like a rocket.

He was so hungry that he could eat an elephant.

6. The sun burns the earth like a fireball.

7. My heart ached.

8, three or five steps before appearing in court, the amount goes to the painting hall first.

9. The asphalt road was sunburned, even the bronze medal in front of the shop seemed to be sunburned.

10, the glass is clean enough to be used as a mirror.

1 1 When my broken heart condenses, precipitates and fades away, I find that time has already cut my face. Time flatters me, so dazzling and enchanting, and suddenly I find myself so far away from the day before. ...

12, there was a young lady whose laughter seemed to come from soaking in cold water.

13, the propagation speed is like a cloud.

14, children fly in cotton candy balloons.

15 I opened the cuff, put the pot on the tap, filled it with water, and then opened the Tathagata's palm to give it a trick of "reversing Gankun", then "it was dark" and finally "stirred my heart". After some tossing, I was so tired that I was "panting like an ox".

16, if you say thirsty, it is really thirsty. Your throat is smoking and your face is burning. I can drink one of his rivers or another.

17, we jumped three feet for joy.

18, the plane ran wildly in the blue sky orbit at the speed of flying saucer.

19, so the guests changed their colors and left, bravely armed, and had to go first in two wars.

20. Wuling Mountain makes waves, and Wumeng takes mud pills.

2 1, 30,000 Li East River enters the sea, 5000 meters above the skyscraper.

22. His family is too poor to cook.

23. The class is so quiet that you can even hear the needle drop.

24. This place is not as big as your palm. How can you build a house?

25. Reaching for the bow, the arrow has roared and hit the target.

26. The rumbling sound came. Looking up, I saw a silver-gray behemoth on my head. Its predecessor was in high spirits and spread its wings, just like an ancient vulture hovering above the blue sky.

27. The whole auditorium was so crowded that even a needle could not be inserted.

28, a drop of Taibai liquor, ten miles of grass incense.

A plane as big as a cloud flies in the blue sky like a rocket.

30. Is there a banquet in the palm of your hand?

3 1, Dr. Li saw a doctor without a prescription, and he recovered three points.

32. She was drunk before serving wine.

33, flying down three thousands of feet, suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days.

34. If Tuan Tuan falls, several weightlifters can't help him, so they can only hang him by crane.

35. A MIG plane with a pair of whales flies like snails in a blue sky with dark clouds and sesame seeds.

36. Raindrops as big as beans began to fall in the sky.

When the ball falls, it will roll from one end of the room to the other like a ball.

38. Under the scorching sun, the asphalt road is almost melting.

39. The classroom is so quiet that you can hear the sound of the needle falling to the ground.

Round beds and chairs are made of three-inch thick steel plates. ...

4 1, it's difficult to get through the Shu Road, and it's difficult to get into the sky.

42. When Blade saw that he couldn't lift him, he roared, as if it had been thundered for a long time and the hills were shaken.

43, the sand sea deepened with unfathomable ice, gloomy Wan Li condensate.

44. She has no appetite at all. People are full when there is no entrance to the meal.

Bold, exaggerated and somewhat funny quotations.

1, that's it, generation gap, generation gap again, everything is gone.

2, people are more popular than others, you are more popular than me, and you want to piss yourself off.

I am not a person's name, how can anyone love me?

4. Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty and always wonder how I can have a relationship with him.

Climb the hillside when the sun comes out, and want to sing after climbing the hillside.

6. If there is an afterlife, I will choose RMB. At least everyone is loved,

7, long to abstract, live to be bold and unrestrained, don't dress up in fashion, but also arrogant and sexy.

8. You should be under the car. I should be in the car. Let me run over you with my car.

9. The world belongs to you, and this era belongs to you. Unfortunately, you belong to me.

10, you said you would wait for me to come back, you did it, you found someone to wait with.

1 1. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

12, falling in love is like playing mahjong. It's boring if you're not serious, and it's easy to be sad if you're too serious.

13, I would rather have enemies like gods than friends like dogs.

14. I woke up in the morning and found my pillow wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

15, I bought a box of hibiscus king today, which really contains Sister Hibiscus. How did this happen?

16, I was mentally retarded last year. It's better to be stupid this year!

17, the so-called love story is that you say something you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe it.

18. Buy a porous belt if you have money. Hungry without money is never tight enough.

19 You always indulge yourself and let me shoot a machine gun on your calm lake.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2 1, the innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months and shake them, and then spread them with the other hand.

22. The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

23. Don't always say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

24. Do you think I can't recognize you by hiding behind glasses?

25. Facing the sun, I kept my eyes closed, not because the sun was dazzling, but because I was blind.

26. Don't think that wearing Smith Barney won't take the usual road.