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I'm not happy, please tell me a joke.

After two or three days of marriage, ants and elephants will divorce.

The judge asked the reason, and the ant said, "Can we go?" It takes 20 minutes to climb a kiss! "

The elephant was angry: "leave, leave resolutely!" I have to look for a magnifying glass for a long time to kiss my mouth. I finally found it. I took a deep breath and blew it away again. "

As a result, none of them left each other. Soon after, the elephant died, and the ants cried and scolded. Grass and mud are ancestors. I buried you without doing anything in my life.